|
|
 |
|
|
What is this?
A blog overrun with the fictional characters from Matsushita-sama's
Yami No Matsuei and the occasional Petshop of Horrors appearences.
The Players
Enma-Daiou
Da man. Da boss of everything.
Asato Tsuzuki
The happy-go-lucky star of the show. Beloved by everyone. And we mean
everyone.
Hisoka Kurosaki
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Ex-playmate of Muraki.
Yutaka Watari
The resident mad-scientist and advocate of genkiness. Can't draw to save
his life.
Seiichiro Tatsumi
The dept accountant/miser. Bad-a$$ dude when needs to be. Pimpin' shadow skills.
Hajime Terazuma
Misogynist and Fate had to pair him with a girl^^ Prone to blushing & nosebleeds.
Kazutaka Muraki
Resident evil villian. Enjoys fine dining, walks on the beach and a Tsuzuki in his arms.
Oriya Mibu
Muraki's best friend. Maybe even more that that... 0_0
The Earl
Invisible and extremely lecherous.... loves to huggle HIS Tsuzuki.
Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from Bookworld [long story]. Somehow she got roped
into this mess.
From the Petshop
Count D
The alluring, mysterious adrogynous being that runs the shop.
Leon Orcot
A brash cop hot on D's trail. Is it business or pleasure he's seeking?
Tetsu
One of D's pets. A tiger, a goat and a temper rolled up into one.
Available spots
Wakaba
Konoe-kachou
Gushoushin
Saya n Yuma
**not accepting new admissions as of yet
Why is the Petshop brought into this?
Look here. Nuff said.
The story so far: here
Bloggie Links
CCSakura
Gravitation
acidSPIT
An Assassin's Life
Echoes from the Void
Insomniac Overdrive
Part-time Pimp
Random Pie
Tenshi20xx
YnM blog
Thanks to this site for the thumbs^^
BLOGGER is amused.
Back
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
*smiles over at Watari and does the sick finger thing with his champange glass o.O* Oh, no... Rohypnol is a brand name for flunitrazepam (a benzodiazepine), a very potent tranquilizer similar in nature to valium, but many times stronger. The drug produces a sedative effect, amnesia, muscle relaxation, and a slowing of psychomotor responses. Sedation occurs 20-30 minutes after administration and lasts for several hours. *smiles* All I need, ne, Tsuzuki-san?
*slings Tsuzuki over his shoulder and heads for the door**
|
|
 |
|
|
|
|
*Looks worriedly*
Tatsumi-san where are you when we need you?
*Looks for tranquilizers to administer to Tsuzuki if necessary*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*smiles happily* It's the Rohypnol in the champange, you fool.
*looks at his watch and then grins expectantly at Tsuzuki*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
There is too many people in this room. Maybe that is why I feel so weird. Must escape...
*crawls away and suddenly comes face to face with a goat-like creature*
Huh?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*blinks in Hisoka's direction* There's absolutely nothing in or wrong with my cake, boy. Oyaaaaa....
*sips champange lazily and rolls his eyes*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
OUCH! *looks at offensive carnivorous goat x lion thing* Dammit!!! What is the goat doing here?!?!?!?
Where am I? Who are you people? Where are you taking me?
... wait a minute, didn't I just get hit by a bus...?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*wakes up and clutches his head in pain*
What happened to me? Did I get hit by a brick? Ugh...I feel so weird...*looks up and sees Watari above him* Hmm...Watari san, did I ever tell you that you have such nice hair? *leers*
Wait a minute. Did I just say that? *gets all hot and bothered* Oh no! What's in that cake!?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Gingerly takes a bite of the "offending" cake*
... he's right you know, it's good.
*Tries to wake Hisoka by putting smelling salts under the poor boy's nose.*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*looks at Hisoka and Muraki* Really? The cake is ok?
*temptation gets the better of him*
I suppose one big slice won't hurt!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*blinks and takes a bite of his own cake* Tastes fine to me........*blink blink*
.........actually, it tastes more then fine! It tastes fabulous! *mokumoku*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Ahh! No Tsuzuki! You musn't!
*grabs Tsuzuki away from the cake* If you want it so much, then let me taste it for poison first! *takes a piece and gulps it down*
Umm...I feel kind of weird...*faints*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Pats Tsuzuki on the back*
Don't fret about it Tsuzuki-chan ... if you don't want to eat Muraki's cake, give it a miss. I'll buy you apple pie during lunch ok minna?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*looks warily at the Sensei*
*looks longingly at the cake*
..................................... Lemme think on this.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Watari looks up at the fuss over the cake and thinks to himself "maybe Muraki-san would be interested in helping me find specimens for the potion"
... Hits himself for even thinking that way and buries his nose in the thick stack of reports Tatsumi had just loaded onto him ... looks at the outstanding report to explain the explosion at the labs last week and sighs*
*Smiles as 003 cooes gently and tries to comfort Watari*
Don't you worry about me buddy ... I'll get that potion right!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*nods happily, cutting a slice for Tsuzuki and placing it on a nice pretty plate*
Dozo, Tsuzuki-san. I stayed up all night making it ^~ ... Chocolate Mousse... only the finest ingrediants.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*watches the chaos in the office room*
Where did all these people come from? Maybe we should step up the security...
*finally notices Muraki and the cake*
Don't eat that minna! It's probably poisoned!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*perks up*
Cake?
*sees box*
CAKE!!
*jumps for box then sees Muraki*
.............. wait a sec.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*smiles charmingly* I have no idea...*pats Tatsumi's head patronizingly* Such big words for such a small man...
*puts the box on the table and opens it to reveal the most delicious cake of them all* Who wants some cake, hmmm? *nikori*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*wanders in, black box under one arm clashing with his white trenchcoat, smiling pleasantly at the present company*
Konnichiwa. I assume I need no introduction? *niko*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Tetsu-chan who is still lost in the meifu pokes his head in*
Uhm ... has anyone see Count D-sama ... I'm hungry and I want to go home ...
*Sees a human being brought in by a pair of shinigamis and rushes off to see if he can get a bite*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Watari gets a brilliant flash of inspiration. He quickly fills up a spare vanilla essence bottle with more potion and a strange yellow powder. After shaking the mixture, he hands it to Tsuzuki.*
Tsuzuki-chan, you forgot to buy vanilla essence. The cake won't be good without some vanilla essence ... oh, here I have got some, why don't you take it to use in your cake? *smiles*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*running frantically into office with jacket half-on and tie flying*
GomengomengomengomenIknowI'mlateplease
Tatsumibenicetomeanddon'tgivemeapaycut!!
*dumps bag of cake ingredients on desk* I made one this morning, but I put it in the oven for too long ..... but don't worry! I'll make a new one!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Watari looks up disappointedly from his computer when he realises that Tsuzuki's "special" cake had no effect on D other than a gagging reflex*
Darn, I was quite sure the potion would work this time ... maybe it's a delayed effect?
*Feels a glare stab into his back and hurriedly gets back to work*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*delicately pushes the office's door open and steps inside just seconds after Tet-chan left, looking around him*
Ah, Ni-hao. I do not mean to distract you from your duties but... Has any of you seen a red-furred Tou Tetsu around? It is a small mythical creature that looks like a cross between a tiger and a small goat. I am quite sure he came this way when he escaped the petshop.
*suddenly spots Tsuzuki's cake over a random desk* WAAAAAAIIII!!!! Is it cake?? CAKE!! CAAAAAA~AAKE!!!!! © My, it looks like Champagne Gateaux!! *bounces around while producing several little squeaks* Can I have a bit pleeeeeeeeease? I cannot resist...
*tries it and almost immediately turns green* By the Kirin, who baked this?! O_O This is the least edible piece of cake I have ever tasted... It is even worse than those pathetic attempts at chocolate cookies Mr. Detective makes. -_-;
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Yawning, Terazuma slouches into the office and into his chair. He looks around for his usual newspaper and spots a cookbook on Tsuzuki's desk. ... I should hide that thing, he thought and stood up to go get it when he spots another book on the desk beside his. It had a pink cover with flowery writing on it. He paused. Must be Kannuki's... Curiosity got the better of him, and he picked it up.
Moments later, he ran out of the office; his face, very red. Desperately hoping not to run into anyone he knew.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Watari hears some noises in the office and investigates ...*
So ... Tsuzuki-chan is going to bake a cake huh ... I'm sure not going to fall for it ... maybe if I can switch his vanilla essence with my newly perfected formula here ... I'll be having willing victims ... I mean contributors to the greatness of science!
~ Very much inspired, Watari runs off to find an empty vanilla essence bottle ~
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Tsuzuki pops his head in*
Helloo~o? Anyone hoo~ome?
*silence*
Well, I'm sure people will come soon .... hey, I'll bake a cake to welcome everyone! *runs off to find cake ingredients*
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
*Watari enters.*
Yawn, man ... was last night's work interesting ...
*He notices no one is around.*
Hmm ... where is everyone? Oh well 003, back to the lab for us ...
~ And an inspired Watari troops off ~
|
|
|
|
|
