*Sweatdrops, jumps as his cell phone rings as if on cue*
Hello? Mum? Yes ,,, you've got something from Cousin D and you need to speak to me? Now? No problem mum, gulp ... I'll come now ... uhm Watari, be back soon *poofs out of the ice cream shop*
Enma in hot soup?
Ahhhh, you shall see... You do know me, little cousin: patience is one of my (many) virtues. Let's just say your voyeur days might be over sooner than what you expect. And so your days managing the Meifu.....
*vanishes in thin air, leaving a wave of purple lace and maniac laugher -the same that doomed the Meifu's windows- behind him*
Mystery, mystery...
*Still pigging out, oblivious to everything*
Watari loves ice-cream
What package? Unlike you, I've got no hidden boyfriends ...
Slightly nervous Enma
If you think you are going to come out unharmed from the little joke you played on me, Xiao Enma, then you are as wrong as you can be. What if I were to tell you aunty has received an interesting package as well as Sofu?
D, hiding a devious secret
*Stares at D in his uhm ... nightclothes*
You'll never catch me in that
*Just then D perceives his evil little cousin's devilish aura, realizes Enma must be having fun at his expenses and immediately teleports himself to the ice cream shop... in his negligee O_o;;*
You think you are so funny, do you not? Sofu has grounded me with a year without cake and it is all because of you and your damn tapes!!! How dare you question my romantic tastes even after that??!
Victoria's Secret D
*In the meanwhile, Enma is watching his silly Shinigami stuff his face*
Slow down Watari, don't choke ... hey, let's do takeaway for Tsuzuki okay? Hmm ... I wonder if cousin D wants anything?
*Turns on his pocket Meifu-camcorder to see a very distressed D get off the phone with Sofu*
Ha ha ha ... looks like he had fun until the call ne? Going by his reaction, Sofu must have had a good glimpse of that medical checkup ... *ponders* what's so interesting about humans? I'll never fall in love with one like him, humans are only good fun to play jokes on.
The Mean Practical Joker
*Hours have gone by and a loud ring can be heard inside a luxurious honeymoon suite. D's manicured hand picks up the bedside phone and answers in a very low voice because he doesn't want to wake the handsome blonde snorting peacefully beside him ^.^*
Yes? ...A long distance call for me, you say...? MY GRANDFATHER!?? ...Oh dear. ;_; Yes, I will take it. Put him through, please... (gods help me)
Nihao, dear Sofu~u ©! ...... Ah, so you watched the tapes...? ^^;; ...Meep!... *hysteric screams in Mandarin can be heard from the other side of the line* Yes, yes! Sofu, I know... Yes, you have told me several times I should not get that close to humans but... What?? But it was a doctor, Sofu! A DOCTOR!!!.... Just stop yelling like that! You are going wake--Ooops! .....Uh? N-no, I am not alone in the room... O.o;; No, he is not a shaggy attempt of a human, Sofu!! He is my........ WHAAAAAT??? No cake for a YEAR???! Sofu, you cannot do this to your only grandson!! Listen to meeee!! ........
*a loud clack! indicates the caller has finished the communication and a very angsty D lets himself fall back to the pillows* What a family I have... If he wants to yell at me he could at least pay for the phonecall...
No cake..... *sob* I am so dead... ;_;
Enma MUST pay
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