*Wind whooshes sakura blosoms around a very deep in thought shinigami. And that is where we shall leave him.* 

NO WEDDING BALL!!! Humph.

*sits under sakura tree to think further*

decisions, decisions ...

byes then - puter keeps playing up anyway -_-;; and again, gomen for editing 

Hai, hai, hai! So much happiness is making my weak heart weaker still... ~_~ I so need to get a sugar rush (and Mr. Detective is not around... pity).

I leave you to your inner war, young man. I also need to return to the shop and see if the dancing room fits the requirements for such a luxurious wedding ball!

D signing off for now

Okay, gone. I need to be at the Petshop next time because a certain someone wants a pet. ^^ Drop by if you want.  

.......................................

*Thinking. He needs to be there for his friend. Then again, it is a personal matter and Watari can take care of himself ....... but he can't leaave Watari to the mercy of the crazy boss. On the other hand, he could have a solution to his own problems .............*

*still thinking*

Explorer crashed -_-;; 

The Gushoshin just stare, not believing their ears ...

Confused chickens

agreed but I'm already out of here ... so it's just the 2 of you 

Let's make a little deal then, Mr. Purple Eyes. You step out of the way of Enma and Mr. Watari's sweet romance and I help you get yourself a boyfriend! How is that? ^_____^

The Count should be paid for this...

Perhaps we should consider wrapping up. We've already thrown the house out the window today. ^^ 

*blink blink at Count and remembers what Watari said*

Ano ...... don't tell me you know about this too .......

C.l.u.e.l.e.s.s.

:P 

*In the meanwhile, Watari awakens in Enma's bed with a cold towel on his forehead. A note on the table reads "Please think it through, I know it's a shock but trust me, I mean it ..."

Why am I here ... Tsuzuki-san, Count ... waiii .... *blushes as he realises where he is*

I need to talk to my friends for advice

... 

*pats Tsuzuki's head as one would do with a stray puppy*

My... Gods bless clueless shinigami...

He can't be more blind

What now? A pity Tats' not here ^^ 

*Still silent. Blink blink. More silence*

............................................

^^ 

Ah, and judging by that look in your eyes I can see that name pulls some striiiiiiings.....

Devious D

Screw lunch break. This is too funny. 

*Suddenly silent at mention of Mr. Accountant*

........................

no hit? awww 

The Gushoshin who have just wandered onto the scene look curiously at D and Tsuzuki eyeballing each other.

Perfect timing as always chickens

all hell breaks loose?  going to be here but not blogging unless absolutely necessary 

Really, young one... How far can jealousy take you? You still have Mr. Accountant. He is not a god, but certainly looks as good as one!

D the match-making machine

Hmm... i don't think Tsuzuki could survive the consequences so... nope! ^^;; 

*since there's no Enma, Tsuzuki has to take his infuriation out on D*

WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?!?!

*yells to invisible fangurls* Don't even GO there - I haven't sorted out my own romance problems yet! O_O

uh oh ...

really want a hit? 

Fangurls shriek ... is Enma doing ... awwwhhhh ... when is it Tsuzuki's turn with ... *giggles* 

*waves at the vanishing couple, giggling like a schoolgirl* Oh, we are going to have a preview act of the honeymoon night! Go, Enma! I am not going to Xiao-you anymore! ^_^

He just /can't/ -_-

Someone hit D in the head HARD, please... ^^; 

*purple eyes bugging out* WHAT THE HECK?!?! *ranting AGAIN at NotHere!Enma* GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND!!!!!!

someone's pissed ... !

GRRR -- btw, forgive me for compulsive editing ^^;; 

*Appears and gently cradles the unconscious Watari in his arms*

That's enough, you're are going to hurt my precious angel ... he's safer with me *blushes and teleports away with Watari*

Awww ...

lol 

*Looks even more confused at the two friends tugging at him, faints again*

*Gulp*

what the heck is going on ... what wedding invitations? 

WILL YOU GET YOUR MIND OFF THE WEDDING?!?!

pulling on Watari's other arm

^^;; 

*Takes out a family heirloom jewel and stares intently at it thinking how the jade would set off a certain someone's golden eyes*

Serious contemplation

I believe all kamis are nuts 

*holds on to Watari's other arm, nearly making Tsuzuki fall back with his kami strenght which he has of course forgot to control* But we need yet to decide on the design of the invitations!!

D, (anybody talked about capriciousness?)

XD 

There is NO wedding until the 'bride' has accepted a proposal, of which there has been none!! *grabs Watari's arm and drags him off* /I/ am going to talk to MY friend, and if YOU are so determined on seeing your cousin married, I suggest you go talk to him and see if HE is willing to go through with this!!

(Knowing Enma, this is yet another one of his caprices >.<)

c'mon, Watari! you need counselling

>P 

*Thinks about Tsuzuki's remarks on the groom buying rings*

(engagement then wedding, wedding then wedding nite and then ...) *at this point Enma turns a deep red color ...*

Seriously contemplating

nope, there's no sanity here where kamis are concerned 

Well that is an old piece of tradition! This is year 2001! Besides I have a much better taste for jewels than my cousin!

D wants to take care of everything!

Sanity? What was that again? XD 

*gives D a LOOK* I thought it was supposed to be the groom who purchases the rings, and not a third party?

perfumed cloud? let's try ...

keep some sanity! 

*Looks at the Count with a confused look* Rings? Huh?

^ ^;;;

meep, I'm being married off 

*pulls Watari into a bear hug --which in D's case is a butterfly hug--*

Do not pay any attention to this young man, Mr. Watari! He is probably jealous because Enma did not choose him! *glares at Tsuzuki* Oh, sure there is going to be rings! I will go and purchase them right this afternoon! ^_^

no one can push D off his perfumed cloud

*hears wedding bells* 

I DO wish the best for him, and that's why I want to TALK to him and make sure HE HIMSELF knows what's going on, cause he looks pretty stunned and speechless and CONFUSED!! And since WHEN was there an engagement? I don't see a ring. There's been no proposal. And there's DEFINITELY been NO ACCEPTANCE so STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS!!!!!!!!

ranting .... ranting ....

caps is fun >P 

*Sits up and rubs his throbbing head*

Watari has had perhaps too many shocks today?

what the heck is going on? 

*dusts fingers off as if he has just touched a filthy surface*

And because he IS your best friend you surely wish the best for him, do you not? Then you should be happy about his engagement to Enma!

is D a step beyond imagining love stories?

going to the chapel and we... 

*shakes D off* Oh, get your hands off me, that's my best friend you're talking about!! And BRIDE?!?! He's a guy!! He's as impossible a bride as I am!!

is Tsuzuki forgetting something?

stressstress! 

*Watari who was about to wake up, faints again at the word "bride"* 

*drags Tsuzuki away from Watari with two fingers*

Will you stop bothering the bride? I said I was not allowing anyone to be rude to him anymore.

Don't touch my dear cuz in law you

LOL 

Love each other?! Enma's a freak and Watari -- *jabs a finger at friend* Watari?

WATARIIIIIIIII!!!!!! *runs to his friend again and starts shaking him*

too many shocks ...

no fics!! already doing a lime sequel to other one -_-;; 

But of course they are willing!! Where else have you seen two people who love each other more and make such a perfect couple save for Mr. Detective and I??

'D' for 'Delusional' *_*

Rushing to conclusions?? Me? 

*At the sound of the word WEDDING, Watari passes out again*

What, only one kiss and I have to marry him?

Tsuzuki, new ideas for a fic ... just joking, going to the bathroom you guys quarrel a bit first 

THAT'S NOT IT!!! We don't know if the parties are willing yet!!

don't go so fast, geez!

not quite, watari, methinks u r the only full-lawyer here, me just a student ^^;; stressed too 

WHAT YOU MEAN, NO WEDDING???

Do you want Enma and Mr. Watari to live in sin??

D shouldn't be speaking about sin -_-;;

Don't interrupt while I'm planning the dream wedding!! 

Wedding ... dress ... wait a minute ... I'm still trying to understand what happened ... I thought he loved one of you .... *looks from Tsuzuki to D in confusion*

What ... *touches his lips absent mindedly*

Watari has yet to come to terms with this latest turn of events

^_^ so the 3 of us are in the same line ... hee hee 

*glares at D* WIll you STOP thinking about weddings?? We don't even know if there's going to BE one yet!!

Watariiii~iii, please be ok!! (Where's Tatsumi and Hisoka when you need them??)

desperately confused

*giggle* 

As I was saying: I have the perfect place for the wedding! And your dress has to be lovely as well! I will invite the whole D Clan, even my Papa if he wants to turn up! And I will be a witness, and Mr. Detective another... And why not having the ball at the Petshop's dancing room! I will be in charge of the entire decorations and Tet-chan will bake the cake and...

D the ranting queen

my, my! 

*gives up ranting at Enma* Watari, are you ok?? You're not drugged or anything?? *starts shaking friend* PLEASE tell me you're ok and still sane!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*giggle* 

*Trying to stop the room spinning*

*Weakly* Uhm ... guys ... what just happened?

Cousin in law? Enma ... confessed ... undying love? *Wakes up*

Then ... that was ... no dream *bugged eyed*

Still very groggy

oh boy 

My, do not tell you cannot remember, my dear cousin in law! ^_^ Enma has just confessed his undying love for you!

Giggling Count

What now... mental gap?? o.o 

*still ranting* I DON'T CARE!! I'm his best friend and I have the right to know! (Besides, you need someone to give him away at the wedding.) *glares at Count* I haven't seen any evidence of affection on Watari's part as of yet.

Tsuzuki

grrrr 

*Waking up groggily in the Count's lap*

That was one of my strange dreams again right ... (why is there then the taste of chocolate in my mouth) ...

One VERY confused blonde

what is happening ... Count ... 

*rolls eyes at Tsuzuki*

Is it not obvious enough for you, young man? They are a couple and they are IN LOVE!!

D, slightly annoyed by Tsuzuki's slow pace but still happy like hell

XD 

Fangurls - awww ... he's soooo sweet ... 

Voice - This is between me and Watari Tsuzuki-san, please let me sort things out with him first ... 

*rants at now Not Here!Enma* OI, YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A GOD, GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!

watari, are you ok??

*grin* 

But of course, dearest cousin! *gently cradles Watari's head in his lap* I will give him the best guest room at the Petshop and even give him some bed *coughs* I mean... love advice! *waves Enma good bye*

D couldn't be more jiggly

XD 

*Looks gently at the fainted shinigami. Carefully brushing away the locks of hair from Watari's face, he kisses him once more sweetly on the lips*

My little angel ... pulls away reluctantly

hmmmm

*Turns to D* I think he needs some time to accept it, I want him to love me out of his own free will and choice ... can I touble you take care of him until he recovers? I better come back later if not I think he's going to faint again *poofs out to his chambers where he sits brooding in his throne, watching the camcorder, focused on one passed-out blonde* 

Watari? Watari!! *looking frantically at Enma and D* What the hell is going on??

hey, if he can't even get his own lovelive(s) sorted out, how is he supposed to get this?

contract law sux .... 

Ahh, too much happiness for him to bear! Let me help you carrying him to your chambers, Xiao ---I mean, Enma.

You grew up the second you got a beau, Enma

I guess so! ^^ 

*Passes out*

I guess this was all a little too much for him ne?

are we in the same line D? 

*happily shoves an eclair inside Tsuzuki's gaping mouth*

*sighs* So much like Mr. Detective and I... Too bad I have no camera with me!

D can't stop giggling at Watari and Enma sucking face

Got me there. I work at a lawyer corp but don't know a thing about law. This is embarassing -_-; 

W-w-w-w-WAIT!! * pulls Watari away* Can someone explain to me what's going ON?!

I want to know!

hmm 

*Still being kissed very deeply and still not comprehending what is happening*

Watari ... about to pass out?

^ ^, Tsu, D what's going on? 

*falls on ground again at sight of Enma kissing Watari*

someone hose him down

thanks D ... but what does it mean in terms of law? 

So this is it! Let's make it official! Now you are going to be Enma's boyfriend I will never allow anyone to hurt you or mistreat you anymore, Mr. Watari! ©

D (kamis prefer them blonde)

*nya* 

*Still kissing a very shell shocked Watari*

Enma, not in front of your older cousin ... ^ ^;;

hmm 

Butbutbutbutbutbutbut -- *stares wildly between flummoxed Watari, blushing Enma and grinning China Doll* This is -- I mean -- what the hell -- *is at complete loss for words*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*giggle* 

This is no joke Mr. Watari! Just look at those eyes! *points at Enma* They belong to a man in love!

Watari and Enma, sitting on a tree...

Latin tranlsates to something like 'Against your Will', Tsuzuki 

Well is this a trick?

*Pops one chocolate into his mouth and proceeds to kiss the still very disbelieving Watari thus feeding him the tasty morsel*

Enma, the drop dead romantic

someone shoot me pls 

Chotto matte ... this is a trick right ... you're just doing this to get a film right?

Watari doesn't believe his eyes or his ears ...

hold on, here we go 

*Leans in, holding Watari's arm as he stares into the box with an overjoyed expression*

I knew it! I knew it all along since that little meeting at the Hotel!! Xiao Enma, and here was I worried about your tastes! Mr. Watari, this means we are like cousins-in-law now! ^_^ *kisses Watari's cheek*

Cloud #9 Count

XD 

I actually wanted to give this to my cousin ... but when I thought about how to give it to him last nite, all I could think of was your face and ... your smile *blush*.

Enma (omitting to mention the shower peeking ^ ^;;)

good grief 

...........................................

*THUD*

*hauls self off ground* NANI?!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLOL!! bte, what is 'contra proferentum'? 

*Opens the box to find a delicate bento with his favourite saba flakes arranged in the shape of a heart and chocolates delicately wrapped in another container*

*Stares at bento box .... bugged eyed*

This has gotta be a dream ... what's going on?

^ ^;; 

KE AIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! ©

This so wonderful!!! So adoooorable! It's Mr. Watari!! I would bet the Petshop it's Mr. Watariiii!!

one helluva glad D

Yatta!!! XD XD XD 

*Takes the third pretty box Enma Daiou holds out to him*

*Extreme look of confusion*

Weren't you preparing a bento for your loved one?

Count ... this is all your fault! 

*Kneels down beside the very confused Watari*

Enma, quite pink by now ...

hold your horses 

Sosososo? What's Watari getting? *jumping, so eager is he to see*

let's get on with it!

waiting ........! 

I am understanding less by the second. But this is QUITE a relief.

Eclairs.... *sighs in pure glee* Thank you little cousin! This is one amazing way to say you are sorry....

(But then... who can it be...?)

At least this is not going to be twisted

LOL 

*Looking even more confused*

Is this a dream or what is happening? Where's the bento and chocolates?

... 

He gets eclairs? *holds out some sweets* Swap you one?

got to try them all!

btw, me can't make 8 tomorrow 

Eclairs from Paris ... to apologise for being such a brat ...

Enma shuffles uneasily ...

hee hee *falls off chair* 

*proceeds to unwrap the lovely box with trembling hands*

Something smells fishy.....

LOL 

*Watari looks confused too ...*

Is it the Count?

open the box you 

Harrods sweeeeeeets!! *glomps Enma* Arigato!! You're forgiven!

yumyumyum

>P 

*about to charge his younger cuz with a 'you can do better than that' speech when...*

WHAAAAAAT???!

Confused is an understatement

^ ^ 

I bought the sweets from Harrods for you ... it's to make up for that trick I played on you ...

*Hands a second pretty box to D*

A sheepish Enma, turning pink

hee hee *lol* 

For me? *blink blink* Uh, ok ....

*slowly, hesitantly, Tsuzuki opens the box .....*

present?

^ ^ 

*fans face with a delicate long-nailed hand*

Please say it is not true..................................

at the verge of heart arrest

O_O;; 

This is for you Tsuzuki-san ...

Enma looks at his feet uneasily

open it to find sweets 

Count?

Looks worriedly at the paler than usual Count

hee hee 

*eyes Enma warily* What is this? Are you doing something sneaky again? *fingers bright ribbons*

Bad memories, can you blame him?

lol 

*nearly faints in Watari's arms*

GODS, this is what I have been fearing....!!

My worst nightmare come true

We're about to be family!! 

*Eyes widen*

Watari wonders ...

open the box Tsu 

*twitch* I was just /asking/ what you were doing here, I wasn't questioning /what/ you were doing here!

*sees the newcomer* ........... Enma Daiou, good morn-- *blinks at box* Nani?

??

waiting ..... 

*Hands out to Tsuzuki a pretty little box*

Is it him?

Is it? 

My, how rude... I am the ruler's elder cousin! Is there the need to say I can go in and out of the Meifu as I see fit? I have quite an influence on my little cousin, you see. I have even made him extend Mr. Detective's life a couple of decades...

Ah! Xiao Enma! You are here to join us for tea?

Genki Count

Just hang on a sec more! ^^ Go for it, Enma! 

*Appears in the midst of our 3 friends*

Enma arrives ... taa dahhh ...

^ ^ 

What do you mean, blushing? I have nothing to be embarrassed abo -- wait a sec, yes I do *BLUSH*

Errr .... hahaha .... what are you doing back in Meifu, Count?

Someone's trying to avoid a certain topic of conversation ...

I can't wait >P 

Ah, Mr. Purple Eyes is here too? And still blushing as I can see...

*takes a sit beside Watari*

D. MEANIE MODE: ON!

This is going to be priceless >D 

*Gestures to the Count to join him*

Have a seat Count

okay? 

They're all there ... *takes a daintily wrapped bento box and teleports to the park*

Enma makes his move?

hee hee 

*instinctively criinges from the rose-petals* Ano ..... hi Mr. China Doll.

Is he ever going to say the Count's name?

good evening! 

No, I spent the whole of last nite playing playstation games with Enma so I guess I fell asleep during the picnic just now ... whooh, what time is it?

*Notices Count* Hi Count ...

Watari is still slightly sleepy

you will know once my partner in crime turns up 

*There's a sudden poof of rose petals and glitter. D appears --he's so damn drama queenly *_*-- in yet another different qipao*

Done with feeding the pets! ^_^ Oh, I see Mr. Watari is awake now...

D happy to be back

Hiyas ^^ 

Watari! *dusts self off* Gome ne, I didn't see you! Uh, what are you doing here? Hiding from Tatsumi again?

sitting down next to his friend

surprise? am I allowed to know or do I play along? *g* 

Hmmm ... *opens his sleepy eyes and smiles at his friend* ... hi Tsuzuki-san ...

With his hair all tousled

we've got a suprise for everyone tonite 

La la la la laaa ..... *is talking a walk in the sakura tree grove* la la la la laa--ack!!

Didn't see the sleeping one ^^;;

boo ^^ 

Zzzz ... mmm ... zzz ...

With an angelic smile on his face as he snoozes under the sakura trees

Count, on? 

What are we?
A group blog that involves the characters of Yami no Matsuei and Petshop of Horrors. Why is this so? Because we're a bunch of insane individuals who love playing with pretty mysterious/dead guys.

Who are we?
Enma Daiou
Lord of the Underworld. Prone to voyueristic tendencies to spy on his workers in Meifu

Tsuzuki Asato
Cute loveable male lead aka the walking stomach and yaoi fodder

Kurosaki Hisoka
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Empath and the occasional yaoi fodder.

Watari Yutaka
Resident mad genius scientist. Clueless blonde who can't keep his mouth shut.

Tatsumi Seiichirou
Dept accountant who loves being MEAN. Has a crush on a certain someone.

Terazuma Hajime
Misogynist who has a girl for a partner. Panics whenever a girl touches him.

Kannuki Wakaba
Partner to Terazuma. A sweet girl who <3 <3 her partner.

Muraki Kazutaka
Da villainTM and resident pimp. Fave flavour: Tsuzuki but his taste has varied of late.

Oriya Mibu
A REAL pimp(brothel owner) who is Muraki-sensei's best friend.

The Earl
The invisible lecherous Earl who lives in the Castle of Candles. Extremely possessive of Tsuzuki.

Watson
The Earl's hideously deformed butler.

Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from bookworld. She got into this mess somehow *shrugs*

Konoe-kachou**
Head of Shokan aka the shinigami's long suffering boss.

Yuma & Saya
The duo from Hokkaido who loves pretty boys i.e Hisoka and dressing them up in pink outfits.

Gushoushin brothers
Twin talking chickens who runs the library. Nearly got sold to Count D.

Count D
The androgynous being who owns a peculiar petshop. Do NOT go in there.

Leon Orcot
A LAPD officer who is always after Count D. Crime? Love? Infatuation? You decide.

Tetsu-tou
One of Count D's pet. Tiger-goat thingie with a temper.

** these parts are open. Interested?

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