They do it all for the nookie, come on, the nookie, come on....
SO MURAKI'LL TAKE THE COOKIE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
*fade to black...*
*makes some half-hearted, futile attempts of a struggle that cannot even convice himself -_-;;*
Kyaaaah! Mr. Detectiiiiive! Come save meeee!!!!!!
*Lots of wide-eyed pets stare at how he's being carried to his own bedroom --which Muraki incredibly knows how to reach through the maze that is the Petshop o.o;;--, not knowing whether their master's little yelps are fruit of fear or delight. D just glares back at them.*
(Dare interfere and no cookies or humans for you all to eat in a year, hear me?!)
is D now a damsel in distress FOR REAL????
*smiles and nods, eyes glimmering*
Oh yes...but every man has his price...lets see if I can make you name yours...
*drags D off to the back room*
OG Pimpstah, Muraki
O_O *realization hits D like lightning*
Then that means... But I am not for sale, Doctor! In fact, I am not even part of the menagerie! I am just a humble Petshop keeper...
D (playing hard to get? ^^)
*grins seductivly and leans toward him a little, looking like a cat-at-the-cream*
I was thinking along the lines of something with mismatched eyes...soft...sopisticated...something not afraid to give into it's carnal desires and take a chance when it's needed....do you have anything like that in your shoppe?
OG! OG! OG!
Hmmm... *plays with one ebony lock thoughtfully*
Asian, rare and beautiful.... I can think of quite a large selection of species that might fit those traits. An exotic nocturne butterfly perhaps? Maybe a Chinese snake or even a ninetails Japanese fox...
is D failing to grasp the subtle message here? o.o
*smiles smoooooooothly and places a hand over D's on his arm*
Mmmmn, well, I was looking for something from The East...China perhaps...something exotic and rare and beautiful, perhaps....
Don't Forget He's The Resident Pimp
A pet, you? But is that not a surprise...
*all at once D assumes his very trademark Petshop keeper role* What can I interest you in? We have everything you may desire, from dogs to cats, birds and insects. We even... Oh dear, forget about it. I just cannot seem to get free of these formal procedures. ^_^
*slips his delicate hands around Muraki's arm seductively* What kind of pet will you like, Kazutaka? If it has to go with your personality I believe a regal falcon would be perfect...
D has a tongue that's as sweet as what he eats
........o.o
Hmmn, yessss, well that's wonderful....*murmurs to himself* Finally two more of them out of my hair...*
*niko*
*turns back to D with a seductive smile* But my dear Count, I hear you deal in pets...I believe I may be interested in purchasing one, in fact....
Smoo--yeah
Ah, so sorry... It is just the same old formalities I need to use as a shop keeper. I did not mean to be distant in the slightest, dear Kazutaka. *seductive smile*
Amazing news: my little cousin Enma is finally getting an official boyfriend and that is no one but cute Mr. Watari!! *sighs in glee just from remembering Enma's move* Is that not wonderful... ~_~
'D' for 'Dreamy'
*smiles sexily and raises an eyebrow flirtatiously*
I thought we agreed on 'Muraki', my dear porcelain-skinned D...do tell me how things have been...
Innocent?Muraki
*Notices someone's chanting over his own sweet Mandarin song and stops, turning around to see Muraki*
Kaz-Kazutaka....??
Oh my, are my eyes deceiving me? This is such a lovely surprise! What brings you here, dear doctor?
So many good memories are triggered by Sensei
*hmmmmms softly to himself, coming to that oh-so-evil door of the petshoppe and ducking inside, his tune clashing with D's and setting them both off key somewhat...he pauses, then smiles cheerfully*
Konnichiwa x.^
He's OK, Annie...
*Right that moment, at a certain Petshop in LA's Chinatown some China Doll was happily singing to himself while tending to his pets, still overjoyed about his little cousin's engagement*
Lalalalalalaaa... ¯
D, unaware danger's so near
*wanders down the hallway, whistling "Smooth Criminal" to himself with his hands stuffed deep in his pockets, looking quite pleased with himself indeed...*
Smooth Criminal Muraki
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