And so another manical day ends? And when blonde wakes, will it be Watari or Iria? And what will D and Tsuzuki do now that they've made enemies with a very riled up and vengeful Iria? For this and more madness, stay tuned to the next episode of "The Meifu" TM.
I think we all better get the 3 of you to a hospital ... *scoops up the fainted Watari*
My poor 'ari ... *sniff*
*Teleports all 4 of them to the hospital (again) as the customers in the shop just stare and blink*
Being a kami and able to teleport can sometimes be a lifesaver
*All this is too much for Watari to take and he faints.*
[Fortunately, D's healing powers coupled with Iria's results in Watari's facial wounds healing very quickly ... his body is none the worse for the wear ... kinda off, he's still a girl but I definitely can't say the same for his pysche!]
Passed out ...
*meanwhile all the other customers just stare at the scene, dumbfounded*
*turns pale and snatches book back* Don't read that!! (How the hell did Iria get all this outta my head??)
*looks frantically around for a way to dispense of book, then gets idea*
I pray to the twelve gods who serve me .... *calls up Suzaku to toast diary*
desperate measures!
*throws himself to Watari's arms and sobs his eyes away*
I AM SO AWFULLY SORRY, MR. WATARIIIII!!! She was being such a... a... disrespectful person, I just lost control of my own behaviour! Now you will be disfigured for life!!! XO
Hysteric, whiny D
Enma? D? What just happened? Why are all our clothes tattered?
*Looks at body ... feels body ... looks at reflection in mirror, not so much of his facial wounds but at his female form*
What the ...? *SCREAMS*
*looks at entry of diary Tsuzuki is holding* (I want to get Muraki, Hisoka and Tatsumi all really drunk at the same time and then ....)
*Gives Tsuzuki a petrified look, SCREAMS louder*
Watari, should he be happy now he's got the potion right?
*red-faced, Tsuzuki starts to strangle Watari/Iria*
YOU LET ANY OF THIS GET OUT AND YOU ARE SO DEAD!!
grrr
*halts suddenly, Bloody Nails of Death only inches apart from Watari's battered visage*
M-Mr. Watari???????
Oooops, what have you done D??
Watari? D ... what the heck did you do to 'ari!
Enma snapping out of it
*Blacks out*
*stirs slowly* What the heck just happened? Why do I feel so light-headed? Ouch, my face hurts *puts his hands to his poor scratched face*
[Watari is back?]
Watari?
*too busy scratching Iria's face to a pulp to realize his own expensive cheongsam is getting torn appart*
*hisssssssssssss!!*
*blinks at book in Iria's hand* What is that? *grabs it since Iria dropped it in cat fight and reads through ......*
!!!!!!!!!!!!
O_O
*waves a diary at Tsuzuki*
"You don't write one but this contains all your thoughts and sub-conscious wishes ... won't we all like to know what goes on that innocent virginal facade especially where Tatsumi is concerned!" *evil smirk as she scratches D's arms*
~_~;; Iria outta control!!!
[OOC: Iria's special ability is to read minds and record the deepest darkest secrets contained within.]
*gifts her with all kinds of curses in Mandarin as he works his revenge. The results such will bring to Iria/Watari's face are.... not nice*
*roar*
*Still looking very dazed*
Not really here Enma
*blinks at slap, but he's not a girl* Diary? Since when do I keep a diary-- owowowowow!!!
(would fight back except he's too much of a gentleman to fight a girl)
Tsuzuki ^^;;;;
*Slaps Tsuzuki*
"For that I'm publishing your diary ... oohh ... all those entries about Hisoka and Tatsumi ... you pretentious sl*t!!!
Take that you shameless ^%&$#!" *Pulls D's hair as well as Tsuzuki's*
Iria is not a nice woman when riled
Kyaaaahh! *hurts*
MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!! My gorgeous pearl-white face!!! My beauty!!! YOU LITTLE WENCH OF A WOMAN!!!!!!!
*charges against Iria like a wildcat*
Thus he loses it...
*twitch twitch* Tatsumi doesn't like weirdoes like you!
cat-fight + loose-cannon shinigami = O_O!!!
"Now if you don't want him ...
D that HURT ... you shameless hussy, Enma is mine so you better settle for your inferior lovers ... you &$^@%#" *slaps him back*
This is one hellaluva woman!
Huh?? How dare you!!!??? *slaps Iria/Watari squarely on the face, then realizes what he has done*
Oh, my!! I am so terribly sorry, Mr. Watari!! (Those nail marks will be there for weeks...) ;_;
Do you want cat fight for real?? ^^
*pouts* Damn, didn't work. And don't talk about Tatsumi like that!!
Humph!
*Leans close to D and whispers*
"Shall I read out loud the contents of your diary when I started going out with Enma then? *bats eyelashes evilly*
Tsuzuki-san, don't bother trying, your tears only work on Tatsumi ... now that is one cute guy isn't he *licks her lips*
Enma-love I'm not letting go ..."
*Proceeds to get him even more flustered by doing ... uhm ... [censored]
CAT FIGHT!!!
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???? Enma is my cousin and that is NOT what my refined taste for men would lead me to!!
Does Leon fit the 'refined' category?
*Enma still looking very lost and flushed*
Iria dear ... if you could let me think this out? I could never think straight with you all over me like you always do ...
S-U-C-K-E-R
*looking very child-like and meek and melancholic*
Iria-san ..... *sniffles*
sad-eyes again!
"Stop your impudence Tsuzuki-san or I will deal with you even if you're 'ari's best friend!
And I do not appreciate your remarks D, I thought you would have been happy to see your dear friend again.
Or do you resent the fact Enma chose me instead of you?"
*Hugs Enma possessively*
Is it wise to antagonise her?
My, my... The same capricious little snob, are we not? BUT we do not want to be bothered by your presence any longer, little Iria. We were doing perfectly fine with Mr. Watari the way he was. Now if you could please reverse....
Sweet sarcastic D...
*really upset now* I WANT MY FRIEND BACK!! *grabs Iria and shakes her as if he can shake the missing scientist out of her*
upset!!!!!
*Has a very blur but happy look on his confused face*
(Damn, I never knew Watari was so hot as a babe)
Enma is not sure if he is THAT distressed to see Iria again ...
"I'm sick of being stuck in here ... and he *points to self* is sooo boring ... *pouts and resumes kissing Enma who can hardly resist*
Always the spoilt Iria, what she wants, she gets
*coughing softly, D gently pries his younger cousin from his ex's passionate bear hug with a bit of kami strength at play*
If you excuse me.... I do believe we DO deserve and explanation of why you came back to us, M'lady...
Serious China Doll
*tears filling eyes* I want my friend baaaaaaack!! *starts crying*
you're lucky Blue-Eyes aint here, or you'd in trouble ^^;;
*continues kissing a very confused Enma and doing uhm, other things*
For goodness sake, get a hotel room kids ...
*places a delicate hand on Tsuzuki's arm* It is useless to refer to her as Mr. Watari, young man. Lady Iria is the one in control now and we should deal with her until we manage to get our friend's own self to resurface.
D, probably the only one who understands all this
*Stares at his ex with confusion*
(Iria's still the same, she's always liked tight clothes and topaz jewels ... )
*loses his train of thought as Iria engages him in another very passionate kiss and other uhm, things*
Iria ... not here ... this is a public place ... *very red*
Enma never could stand up to feisty little Iria
*rubs his backside painfully* Itaiiii~i .... *jumps up again and grabs the hem of "Watari's" dress*
Watariiiiii~i ... how could you be so mean to your bestest friend? *sob*
Start gorgeous-sad-puppy-eyes NOW
Tsuzuki will cry!
*in an access of very uncharacteristic pity, D uses his very own kami power™ to bring Tsuzuki back to land with a loud thud! And strares at Iria/Watari, a soft frown on his brow*
Those are some awful clothes, Lady Iria
Unstable?? *freaking* WATARIIIIII!! ARE YOU OK-ack!! *gets hauled up into air* I-guess-not
*making one hell of a scene in the boutique; being Tsuzuki he's got most of the eyes on him*
waaaaaaaah!!
"THAT HURT! *Suspends Tsuzuki in mid-air easily* You'll stay there until you learn some manners and how to treat a lady!
Enma honey aren't you glad to see me? So do you like this dress? *With the tight, strapless sky blue dress showing off all Iria's curves, blue ribbons in her lovely blonde hair and a topaz necklace setting off her pale long neck, it's hard to believe that this used to be Watari*
*hugs Enma* Do you like this body now? It was easy once I had taken control of ari's body to get the scales and mix up the potion for myself.
D, aren't you happy to see me? We used to be good friends ... don't you like little Iria anymore? *hurt look*
Iria is having fun
Oh, dear! How could she do that without the help of those lizard scales I promised?? That potion should not be entrusted to such an unstable person as Mr. Watari/Lady Iria's is now!
Enma, please assume your responsibilities and tame your woman! XO
a really worried D
*grabs Watari and whaps him on the head* WATARI!!! It's me, Tsuzuki!! Please tell me you still THINK like a guy! (I /am/ talking to Watari, yes? O_O)
Tsuzuki no baka ....
"What are you talking about Tsuzuki-san? I am now a 100% woman ... thanks to ari's potion. *waves empty bottle at Enma and D*
*To Enma and gang's surprise, it seems Iria has succeeded in the ever elusive sex-change potion ... O_o;;*
D! *glomps him, kissing him on the cheeks* I missed you!"
Does this mean Watari is gone for good?
HERE SHE IS!! I would recognise that pitiful fashion sense anywhere!
*every lady and girl at the shop is pointing at D and wondering where can they purchase clothes like THOSE*
Hello there, Iria. Remember me?
Leave feminine talk to D!
*follows in behind kamis and blinks*
Watari ... in a dress .... trying on women's jewellery ....
Hey, he actually looks pretty convincin-- *bug-eyed as 'Watari' dips Enma into a kiss* !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tsuzuki ^^;;
*Tries on a necklace when he sees two very familiar kamis, rushes out of the shop, long dress and hair trailing behind him*
"Honey, cousin D ..." *hugs Enma and begins kissing him /very/ passionately in full view of D and Tsuzuki*
It's not a total loss, at least Enma got a kiss ...
*trailing behind kamis (still holding his precious cake) and wondering what the hell is going on*
Why doesn't anyone tell me anything .........
Tsuzuki
You better keep up with them ...
*points to the fast disappearing figures of D and Enma as he enters the petshop doors*
Ooh, I wonder what the Count would like for dinner? Hmm ... better start cooking now, see you purple eyes.
Tet-chan closes the petshop doors
It is such a pity Mr. Detective just left. The LAPD would surely be of great help. *rushes right behind Enma, staring into every shop* Then again how difficult can it be to spot a blonde young man acting like a snobbish woman?
Ah, things you do for family...
Where's Beverley Hills?
Tsuzuki is Japanese, course he doesn't know
"Hee hee ... I can't wait to see Enma again ...
Do I look good?" *checks his reflection in the mirror*
Watari(?)
In the meanwhile, Watari is trying out some really weird clothes at the Beverly Hill shops ...
Iria won't hurt Watari, except she might not want to let go.
*Rushes to Beverly Hills*
Enma, caught between his ex and his new bride
(It's the goat-thing again)
What is Watari doing in Beverly Hills? O_O
Tsuzuki
Tet-chan!! Thank goodness! Very well, let us all dash to Beberly Hills and get Mr. Watari to the Petshop. There I will go through some old omnyoujitsu volumes my Sofu used to collect and see if they can be of any help.
Let's go for the blonde!
*Just then, Tet-chan appears*
Count ... Master Enma? Purple eyes? *Caught D's mention of Watari and remembers seeing the blonde scientist at the stores*
Are you looking for Mr Watari, your blonde friend is at the shops at Beverly Hills ... except he's doing something really weird.
Tet-chan, with groceries
First of all we must go find Mr. Watari before his alter ego gets him hurt. Then we shall think about how to undo the implant.
D, taking the lead
I, I ... I didn't realise things would come to this. What will I do now?
Enma is lost for words
*grits teeth* Let's not start the blame-session ... how can we get Watari back to normal??
Tsuzuki
WHAAAT?? Oh my.... This really a problem.
I should have supposed the power in my kami blood would call her back to consciousness. But this is all your fault, Enma! I always told you those experiments were risky, but do you ever listen to me?
admonishing D
Mr. China Doll!! Can you explain to me what's going on here?? (if something happens to Watari then I'll .....)
Tsuzuki
Cousin ... Watari has been possessed ... by my ex wife no less.
You remember Li Hua or Iria, the girl my mother didn't approve of? Well, we married quietly but she was killed in that attack on the village ... the rest is a long story ... *uncomfortably fidgetting*
What shall I do? I thought we solved the problem but his biological change into half a kami must have released her again ...
Enma is glad to see Cousin D
*suddenly an old ugly car stops right in front of the petshop's gates and D steps out of it with his characteristic femme grace*
Farewell ai ren! *waves delicately as Leon drives away* That was a lovely lunch we enjoyed! (apple pie a la mode... hmmm... ~_~) *licks his painted lips*
*suddenly spots the two distressed gentlemen at his door* Cousin! What are you doing here? Are you not supposed to be enjoying your last hours as a single man? ^_^ And what is the reason for that moody face?
one amazed D
I ... I don't know what possessed me to do that, Iria is a creation of my wife's, the supercomputer's and Watari's personality ...
But she doesn't mean any harm, it's just that I want 'ari back! But Iria's so stubborn ... what will I do? *wails*
Enma doesn't know what to do anymore
.......................... you had a wife? And now she's running around in Watari's head??
ENMA WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT?!?!
Tsuzuki can't believe his ears!
The supercomputer was based on my ex-wife, Iria's consciousness. She was one of those destroyed when the kami village was attacked. To preserve her spirit, I placed her into the supercomputer I built for the Meifu. For aeons, she remained dormnant and I thought I would never see her again. However, when we ran the experiments on Watari, she, the computer and Watari somehow merged and developed a new personality in Watari.
We managed to suppress Iria to depths of Watari's sub-consciousness but we couldn't remove her, if we did, the supercomputer that runs the Meifu would be destroyed.
I thought the problem was solved but the biological changes caused to his body by my cousin's blood must have allowed her to escape and takeover Watari's body ...
Ten million things you never knew about Enma
*narrowed eyes* and what /about/ this computer?
Tsuzuki
*So worried about Watari he doesn't appear to realise what Tsuzuki did*
Under this experiment with Watari, we were trying to allow shinigamis to communicate directly with machines ... but I never realised that he would be so compatible with the computer ....
*buries face in lap, sobbing*
Enma is devastated
*bangs Enma's head on the curb (he's a kami, it's ok)* BAKABAKABAKABAKA!!
*calms down* Ok, now what does this supercomputer do?
Tsuzuki trying to think
I didn't know then ... I didn't know this would happen *wails*
Enma sobbing
*blinkblinkblinkblinkblinkBLINK*
So Watari has a computer in his brain *pauses as that sinks in* WHAT THE - ?! *grabs Enma and shakes him* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FRIEND?!?!
Tsuzuki not happy!
*Sits down weakly at stairs of the petshop*
It's a long story ... remember when Watari came to the Meifu? Well, he was a scientist in the military in his lifetime but was brutally murdered by a scheming colleague who wanted to steal his work. Anyway, I was running certain experiments that was pretty similar to his research subjects. He volunteered for the experiments and had a part of the Meifu's supercomputer implanted in his brain. That was the biggest mistake I ever made ... *buries face in hands, sobbing*
Enma, doesn't know what to do ...
*getting confused* Other ... 'ari?
O_O
Tsuzuki's brain is hurting!
You don't know about the other 'ari?
Enma is freaking out, where is his cousin?
*BLINK* Taken over?? What the - ?
Tsuzuki getting a bad feeling ...
I was supposed to meet Watari for lunch but then he didn't turn up ... I finally found him talking to Tatsumi. 'ari, he smooched me and I thought ... uhm (this part I like) but then he just passed out (this part I don't like).
I uhm ... Uhm, nevermind, the important thing is he's missing from the hospital. Damn, it appears he's been taken over again ...
Enma is rambling
*blink blink at Enma* Enma-Daiou ... ano, what are you doing in the mortal realm? I haven't seen Watari or the China Doll ...
Tsuzuki
*Fretting outside the petshop when he sees a familiar figure dragging himself along*
Tsuzuki-san, what are you doing in LA?!!! Have you seen my cousin or Watari?
My 'ari is in trouble!!!
*wandering streets* I'm tired .... wonder if I can rest somewhere ....
Tsuzuki
*Goes to petshop but finds a sign "OUT TO LUNCH"*
Oh where is he?
Panicking Enma
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