My, my that was one crazy turn of events?
So Iria has extracted her strange revenge has she not? What will happen now? D is now a woman, something he is absolutely freaked out by. Tsuzuki is getting more and more confused by the moment and Watari has totally lost all rational thought (although this isn't necessarily a bad thing for Enma).
What will happen next? Will they find a cure or will we be seeing Miss Ruka, Miss D and Miss Watari for the rest of this series? Stay tuned for more madness at the Meifu TM where only the unexpected and politically incorrect happens!!!
*blinking in utter conternation*
and so my crazy dream continues .....
*Somewhere else in LA, Leon gets a very bad feeling*
NEED-TO-CALM-DOWN.... *hyperventilates*
My kami healing powers will get rid of this soon... Will restore me to my normal graceful self.... Really soon.....
*faints in the arms of some random admirer*
Years of sharing his life with Leon has given D some of his skills for denial
Enma just shrugs as he carries Watari into the now deserted room next door.
Minutes later, under the noise of the hordes of male admirers clammering for D's and Tsuzuki's attention, we hear really weird noises from next door.
No description coz it's X-rated
*BLINK BLINK BLINK*
Ano ........
Tsuzuki = Ruka!
Just then, the "missing" male hospital personnel return with clothes, accessories, etc. you get the picture ...
Gapes as they admire the figures of D and Tsuzuki ...
In seconds, hordes of males (including patients) have swarmed around D and Tsuzuki ...
"Miss. Try this ..."
"No, this color is more suitable for you ..."
"No, ignore them Miss, this is your color!"
*blinks twice at Enma and Watari's weird glances, following them*
KYAAAAAAAAAA~AA!!!!
HOW IN THE NAME OF THE GODS DID THIS HAPPEN?? And how did I not notice before?? I was perfectly normal when I changed clothes!!! *feels his (her?) body and spots a very delicate, small pair of breasts*
This... this... I feel like dying...!! XO
D is about to lose it again: earthquake warning
*BLINK*
Tsuzuki
*Dreamily, he is really having a hard time thinking straight coz Iria really pumped him with way too much hormones* Uh huh ... *still clinging to Enma*
*Turns to look at D and Tsuzuki* Huh?
This is way too crazy!
*Remembers D and Tsuzuki are in the room* Honey, we have to continue this somewhere else ...
*Puts shirt back on and buttons robe ... suddenly, he stops and stares at Count and Tsuzuki* ... you too?
Staring at D and Tsuzuki, uhm, make that Miss D and Miss Ruka
[OOC - Iria must have dipped her nails in the sex change potion last nite coz ...]
Yeah, and look like a girl. *totally ignores ranting China Doll* Watari, are you alright? *sees Watari and Enma at it* Guess so .....
Tsuzuki
*Unfortunately, Watari and Enma are too busy at the moment to pay attention to D, strange sounds coming from that corner of the room*
Fangurls - Squeal ... they're really going at it!!!
Hai, how lovely.... ^_^ *awws at Enma and Watari, all dressed up for the kill again, then glares embers at Tsuzuki* And WHAT WOULD YOU NOT GIVE to have a body like 'this', you graceless creature!!! *points to self*
Well, I guess the three of us can already leave this place? Let us take Mr.Watari to the Petshop and see what I can do for him. Those books of onmyoujitsu my Sofu collected can be of help.
An eternally helpful China Doll
Fangurls - Uhm, Count, Tsuzuki we hate to distract you from your debate but ... *points at Enma and Watari [censored]* shouldn't those 2 get a room?
*splutters more* Why would I want to peek at you!! Pale and skinny China Doll ...
you're not the only one who gets hit on all the time!
*Doesn't resist Enma's kissing ... for once but kisses him back fiercely*
Watari is NOT thinking straight, nope ... not with a hormonally charged body and a hormonally hyped Iria running around in his sub-consciousness
Hush now honey buns ... *kisses Watari to calm him/her down*
Never one to waste time
*slipping the cheongsam through his slender body* Do remember I can hear what you think, cousin. Those are really naughty ideas you are getting. Mr.Watari was perfectly fine the way he was so let us render him back into that state. I doubt the rest of his friends would feel happy about this new form...
*glares at blushing Tsuzuki* Do not peek over here, young man!
All too used to guys oggling around him
! ! ! ! ! ! That's none of your business!!
uh oh
*Blushing, beet red*
Awww ... pervert!!! :P
*Still sobbing, the effect of his new body as well as the female hormones prevents him from thinking clearly*
Enma ... *hugs him some more*
Watari is touched
(I don't know ... I like Watari no matter whether he is male or female but this is one HOT figure Iria cooked up for him)
Yeah yeah ... but how can I trust him around you now that we /saw/ your fantasies courtesy of Iria?
Blushing furiously coz now it's him Watari is hugging onto and crying
*splutters* Me have dirty thoughts?? Not about Watari!!
!!!
MY!! © *huggles his new clothes with absolute adoration* Xie xie, dear Enma! I am forever in your debt!
It is so good to see you here: it seems Iria has temporarily reversed inside Mr. Watari's head, but gods know for how long. We must take this chance and find a way to free your bride of that disgusting playmate's body as soon as possible.
Now if you are all so kind, look everywhere else so I can change! ^_^
First things first!
*notices Tsuzuki is rather red*
*THWARPS him on the head (not too hard of course)* Uhm, that's my fiancee you're holding there so no dirty thoughts!!!
*Takes Watari into his arms* Hush now ...
Enma is a little jealous
Cousin ... are you okay on your end?
*is red since Girl!Watari is kinda pressed up against him crying*
...........
*In the meantime all the expensive fashion stores of Beverly Hills are making the sales of their lives while the general hospital suffers from a dangerous lack of male personnel*
*Just then Enma enters*
Here you go Cousin *passes him a set of cheongsam etc.* Iria can be so insane when she gets pissed off. However, it appears that she has, for the time being exhausted herself and slipped back into Watari's sub-consciousness.
*Pats Watari's shoulder* There, there baby ... we'll work this out together (thinks: Iria is however, not going to be easy to deal with)
(My gods, Watari's figure is ... is this really Iria's doing or originally what Watari would have looked like as a girl)
Enma, has his priorities right doesn't he?
While I fortunately do not know how it might feel like, I do think it must be awful to be inside such an ugly voluptuous thing as that body Iria made for herself. *points to Watari's football-sized boobs and cringes* And on top of that, to have someone like that lustful rogue locked inside your head.... Poor thing.
If it serves you as any means of consolation I have lost one of my favorite qipaos because of her....
Sharing the hard moments in his own particular way, D.
*pained expression at the sight of Girl!Watari crying*
Where's Hisoka when I need him .....
Tsuzuki at a loss
Thank you Count ... but what is really upsetting me is the fact Iria didn't write down the formula for me ...
And I'm still not used to the fact I am a girl ... it feels so weird. Normally I would be happy to advance the cause of science but NOT now ... *breaks into delicate tears*
Watari is freaked, where is Enma?
*sighs deeply as he steps out of bed careful, taking a seat on Tsuzuki's own as he pats Watari's shivering back*
There, there Mr. Watari... I know we will find a way to revert this... shapeshift of yours.
*a whine escapes his lips then, as he realizes his silk slippers are also gone*
Trying to be nice despite the lack of humor (and appropriate clothing)
*sniffles* really?
*sighs* but I didn't get to record the formula down and why the hell am I shaped like a playboy pinup blonde?
*starts crying again and hugs Tsuzuki, wailing /her/ heart out*
Watari is not thinking rationally, but since when has he behaved rationally?
*trying to comfort Watari* I have my own emergency here!!
Tsuzuki
*we can hear the ruckus most of the doctors make as they dash to the first Versace nearby, credit cards in hand*
S-L-A-S-H-E-D!!??? *almost faints in shock, fortunately he's in bed with nice warm pillows at hand*
Oh my, I think I can remember now... *stares at Watari apprehensibly, then relaxes when he doesn't feel Iria's aura around him* Thank goodness...
Now how am I supposed to stay in these? *sulks as he regards his current attire* Someone get me something more elegant and colorful, please!
D in a fashion emergency!
*hoping nobody comes in* Anooo ..... Watari ..... is really not so bad!! You're uh, pretty!
Tsuzuki playing (bad) counsellor!
*Still sobbing onto Tsuzuki*
Waiii
*rolls eyes* Mr. China Doll, your clothes got slashed and you're in a hospital. What do you think?
Ano ...... Watari .... *blush* you're a girl now, some people are going to get funny ideas .....
Tsuzuki getting cynical?
But but ... I don't remember doing anything ... *runs over to Tsuzuki and hugs him as /she/ sobs*
Waiii ...
Watari is distraught he didn't get to copy the formula down?
*wakes up from his perfumed fantasy, startled by Watari's terribly high-pitched scream*
Kyaaaaaahh~!!
Eh... Where is Mr. Detective? This is not my bedroom at the Petshop! (or Leon's, in any case...) AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY INVALUABLE CHINESE SILK CHEONGSAM!!??? Why oh why am I in this horribly /plain/ hospital gown?!
D, a bit confused to find himself in white rooms with strangers
*sighs* Watari. You perfected the sex-change potion. That's why you have a figure now.
Tsuzuki stating the obvious
*sits up and stretches*
That was one weird dream I had ... of /her/ catfighting with the Count.
*Feels body is a little strange ... Looks at chest ... feels it and then SCREAMS*
That was NO DREAM blondie!
................................. Watari? Is that you?
Tsuzuki suspicious
Le...on... *giggles and shifts position*
D, having awfully nice dreams
Ohayo Tsuzuki-san *in a very feminine voice* as Watari stirs and manages a sleepy smile ...
*Sees the Count in the room* ... ohayo Count ... *not quite awake, not fully aware of what has happened*
uh oh is right!
*Outside we can hear around six doctors discussing like mad who's going to be the one to perform a full checkup on the lovely raven-haired lady that came in with the blonde and the purple-eyed patients. Unaware of all this, D is sleeping peacefully if a bit restlessly in the same room*
Mmm... Oh, Leon.... Do not do that... Mmmm... It tickles...... ~_~
Talking in his sleep
*rubs eyes* gah ... what bad dream ... I dreamt that Watari got his sex-change potion working and got taken over by a weird-ass computer who happens to be part of Enma's old wife and she pulled out this diary which had all these 'interesting' thoughts in it .... *sees 'Watari'* ACK!!
uh oh!
*Beside him is Watari or is it Iria still sleeping ... and still a girl.
Better to wake /her/ or not?
Ouch .......
waking up!
*We zoom to the Gushoshin in the library, happily eating donuts and drinking coffee as they read the papers*
Ahhh ... so nice and peaceful, no Tsuzuki-san tearing the place apart, no Tatsumi-san barking at us ... no Watari messing up the library with his research ... if only it was always like this.
Oblivious to the madness outside and the recent ruckus in a Beverly Hills' Ladies Boutique
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