End scene - roll the credits!! (there's the background music of Iria screaming in the background as she pulls (Watari's) hair out) Yes, it's a cliff-hanger, we know, but that's why you love us and will come back for more ^_^
What will happen next time? Will Konoe throw a fit over his office-turned-lovenest? What is going to happen in the shinigami's office? Find out next time on our wonderful and canonically-incorrect MeifuTM!!
*silence*Tatsumi
Tatsumi. You're ranting. And avoiding the subject.
Tsuzuki
Sorry. *blushes* Now let's concentrate on getting out of here.....although, I do wonder why NO ONE has returned to the office yet? It's past lunch hour already. Grrr......I'll cut their salaries for this~!
Tatsumi rants and raves......somehow that provides them a lil warmth. whatta way to avoid the subject
*it's dark, so you can't see Tsuzuki blushing*
Ano .... Tatsumi .... I am a girl at the moment.
will they - ?
^___^
I'd kiss you right now if you're a woman.
*realizes that he just said that*
Aah, forget I said that~! I was speaking in metaphors!! Yes, I was! Tatsumi
*willingly snuggles closer* I don't know, Enma is weird in the head ..... how does the place run so smoothly with a freak as boss I don't know. Wait, I do know. The JuOhCho runs so smoothly because Tatsumi is a good secretary, yes?
awwwww
Curses....that woman is making fun of us. I wonder why Enma had relations with such a overbearing individual? Tsuzuki, come a little closer to me. You're shivering.Tatsumi
........ ok, so there goes that idea.
damn
*Female voice from next door*
"Forget about Suzaku Tsuzuki-chan, the whole place has been sealed up with anti-magic spells to prevent D from tracking me down ... but then again, no shikigami will hear you ... So you guys can stay in there and try to keep warm until I'm done here ..."
*Soft female cackling ... we hear Enma's voice protesting that Iria shouldn't go too far ... but that is abruptly cut off as the strange sounds resumes"
Iria the SPOILT always gets her way!
*blink blink* You /want/ me to summon Suzaku? In JuOhCho? After all that trouble to get the place fixed?
can't believe his/her ears
Eh? What was that? Tsuzuki-san, I think it's time you summoned someone.Tatsumi
*blinks as Watari/Iria comes and goes, but at least there was light for a while*
Ano ..... Tatsumi ........ why do you think Watari keeps doing stuff like this?
questions questions
Finally, the room next door is quiet ... for now ...
*Teleports into shinigami office in a loose nightrobe, carrying a candle*
"Awww ... you don't appreciate my good intentions? You better get used to me being around ... coz Watari can't hold out long ...
Have fun kids." *blows out candle in room and disappears*
Iria is a TROUBLEMAKER, any wonder Enma's mum disapproves of her?
*Next door, the strange sounds resume ...*
Don't worry. I've got you. *holds his hand*Tatsumi
*wails* I can't see a thing!! I hate complete darkness - it's scary!! *stumbling around more and bumps into someone. There's only one other someone in the room*
...................... Tatsumi?
^^;;;;;
Drat. What now....Tsuzuki-san, are you alright? I'm here.Tatsumi
............. I can't see *panics* Tatsumiii~i, you there? *stumbling around in dark*
...........
As if as the situation is not uncomfortable enough, Iria turns off the lights in the shinigami's office!!!
*blinks* But then you'd get cold ....
anyone else hearing cries of frustration from some quarters?
Um, Tsuzuki-san. Would you like my coat? It would warm you up....brrrrr
More uncomfortable silence. It doesn't help that there are interesting and suggestive noises from next door.
Y-yeah *rubs arms*
...............
Brrrrr.....it's getting cold, is it not?Tatsumi
*shivers - she's only wearing the usual shirt and black pants and loose tie which looks good on girls as well as guys*
coooold ....
As if to complete the mischief she has planned, Iria lowers the air-conditioning temperature of the office where our two shinigamis are now trapped in, by A LOT before resuming her ... uhm fun with her estranged husband.
Right, right.... *tries to open office door* Ano .... Tatsumi ..... I think they locked us in.
............................
Hmmmmmmm..............*thinks very hard*
I suppose we can just gently tap on the door and tell them to go somewhere private. I'm sure Enma-Daiou will understand.
..........is that a squeaky toy I hear? 0_o you can't tell but he's embarrased XD
Gushoshin who realised they left something in the Shinigami's office return to find it locked.
Huh? What the heck?
*Tries adjourning office*
Hey, this is locked too. And what are those weird "sounds" coming from in there? Sounds like someone's also locked themselves in too ...
*leaves for the library grumbling about the falling standards of morality of the department*
Gushoshin are sooo not getting anything
Y-you really want to go in there? *turns bright red* I don't think Enma Daiou will appreciate it .... he is the boss after all, he won't like it if you interrupt his er .... fun? *squeak*
is this a good subject at a time like this??
As if in response, the sounds get a little louder and weirder.
You do. *gives a gentle smile* You look like Ruka-san.
Um, should we tell those two off? Kachou is not going to like what they're doing to his office....*sweats* Tatsumi
*BLUSH*
So uh ...... I still look nice?
awwwww
I'm glad that you are taking this well. *brushes a lock of Tsuzuki's hair away from his cheek*
*hears the sounds from the other office and blushes* who's Watari?
*blinks at wall of adjoining office* Ano ...... that was Enma just outside, wasn't it. And with Watari ...... *blush*
Tsuzuki looks very cute as a girl, remember >P
Minutes later, Tatsumi and Tsuzuki hear someone enter the adjourning office.
Seconds later, they can hear strange sounds coming from next door.
*Bumps into "Watari" outside the locked office*
Watari, where did you go? Iria?
Cut short as Iria engages him in a very passionate kiss
Uh ...... *shifts from foot to foot nervously* well, apart the fact that I'm not used to having a figure ..... *sighs* it's not that bad a shock as it could have been, cause I /know/ what I look like as a girl *thinks of Ruka*
I suppose I'm ok ....
Wait a sec - where's Watari?
Tsuzuki
"Ha ha, there is no cure ...
Oh, I better leave you two love birds alone ..."
Takes Watari out of the room and locks Tsuzuki and Tatsumi in ...
"Be careful now Tsuzuki, you don't want to mess up this special occasion? I take it the female hormones I pumped into you will make this a very memorable event for you?" *feminine cackling*
With that Iria locks Tatsumi and Tsuzuki-girl in the same room
"And now where is my Enma honey? I'll go back to the hospital to look for him ... we /should/ continue where we left off ..."
Tatsumi's eyes finally sees HER.
Tsuzuki-san....
are you alright? Please say that you are.... Tatsumi
He dropped me home. *starts shaking Watari* PLEASE say you have an antidote -- *realises there's company, and the company has blue eyes*
.................. meep.
Tsuzuki uh oh
Fangurls - Whooh, a female Tsuzuki in the same room as Tatsumi ... *squeals*
Tsuzuki-san? I thought you were with the Count?
Didn't the Count say his grandfather's books might have the cure?
Watari
*bangs door open* WATARIIIII! You'd better have an antidote or you're DEAD!!
Tsuzuki
*Yells at the errant chickens*
Do not even assume such things, Gushoshin-tachi. Tatsumi
Waii ... I'm not that hideous as a woman am I?
*sobs in chair as if heart would break*
Watari freaking too!
EEH?!!!!
The Chickens freak out and leaves the office, screaming "It's not true...it's not true!!" *The chickens suddenly get a rather evil thought ... phreakED
I assure you, Gushoushin. It is Watari-san. He seems to be female today.Tatsumi
*Wailing distraughtly at the NOT realizing it Gushoshin*
No, wait ... it's me ...
Watari doesn't want any misunderstandings!!!
Just then, the gushoshin enter ...
*eyeballs Watari*
Oops Tatsumi-san sorry but you know you shouldn't bring outsiders in and this is the office and it's still office hours now ...
Gushoshin misunderstanding
Really?
*Hugs Tatsumi* Sankyu.
Teary eyed and all
Oh, he's with the adrogynous Count. I'm glad. At least he will be okay with him. Unlike certain people I know....
*hands Watari a hanky.....and a box of tissues* There there, Watari-san. Crying will not make the problem go away. Compose yourself and concentrate on making a cure for....this. If it's any consolation, I think you look very pretty as a girl. aaaw
I think he is okay. He just looks like Ruka now, only taller and with short hair. The Count brought him back to the petshop to try to get a cure. I thought I would come back to get some clues of what Iria had been mixing up ...
I'm sorry Tatsumi-san ... *hugs him and begins crying again*
This body is so uncomfortable ... why did Iria have to make me so ...
Watari, the tear tap is ON
*sweat-drops* Sure, Watari-san....I think I need to sit down too.
*Tatsumi leads the faint Ms Watari to his desk*
Now where is Tsuzuki-san? I hope he's fine...Tatsumi
Can you help me to a chair? I can't walk ... my legs are jelly ...
*Breathing heavily to compose himself/herself*
Watari is so shocked by the recollection
WHAT????
TSUZUKI-SAN IS A GIRL TOO?!!!!!!!
What in Enma's name is happening? Tatsumi is about to lose it
I can't help it ... she's intent on taking over *wails* She became part of me when /that/ experiment botched up but she's never been like this!!!
You won't believe what she's been doing, why last nite she made me ... *thinks of a certain demi-god still sleeping in the hospital and goes VERY red*
I don't know what she did, but I look like a pinup from Playboy now and Tsuzuki-san and the Count have been turned into women too ...
Waiii ...
Ugh.....it seems that you have a 'personality' within you now....
Watari-san, please warn me next time if she appears.....I do not want to be taken like that. *thinks about the fact that WATARI kissed him...ON THE LIPS and shivers* Tatsumi does not like IT at all
@_@
What just happened ... oh no, Iria is getting stronger ... at this rate, she'll takeover again.
Tatsumi-san ... gomen *blushing as he realised what Iria just did*.
[OOC - Enma is not going to appreciate the fact Iria just kissed Tatsumi using Watari's body ...]
Watari?
Eh? What are you talking about Watari-san?
*gets smooched by Watari*
0_O!!! Watari-san!! Please!! Stop this!!!
*pushes watari away but then, Watari faints* most puzzled
"Who is Iria? You mean Enma never told anyone about me ... that heartless cad!
I'm Enma's ex-wife. I now live in Watari's brain and thanks to that sissy D, I'm back ... hahaha ..."
*Smooches Tatsumi squarely*
"Hmm, delicious like I thought ... but it's a pity, I'm still not strong enough to takeover this body entirely ... see ya later cutie pie."
*Faints*
Iria's back ... for a little while
O_o!!
Tatsumi is taken aback with the sudden crying and hugging...
Ah! um...there, there Watari-san.... I'm sure it'll be alright.
Tatsumi is blushing like beetroot. He never liked these type of situations.
Waitaminute.......you said "us"? What did you mean by "us'? And who is this Iria-person? Tatsumi
*hugs Tatsumi and starts crying*
It's Iria ... she turned us all into girls. And she didn't even leave the formula behind!!! And she made me do ... with ... *blushes but continues hugging Tatsumi and crying*
PLEASE DON'T BEAT ME UP ...
[OOC - Watari's been rather tempermental and crying a lot since Iria did the "change" on him ne.]
Watari-san.....
Explain. NOW.Tatsumi
Stunned silence ...
Department stores? Have you've been shopping? Why would you be in the perfume section? And why are you shopping since your pay has been cut? I really do not......
understand....
Tatsumi realizes that Watari has a feminine voice, shapely hips and a bust.
0_0 !Tatsumi
Uhm, do I? Must be the scent from the department stores ...
*Sweatdrops like crazy, drops files*
The Cat is Out of the Bag!!!
Really?
Tatsumi stares at Watari warily.
Watari......why do I smell women's perfume on you? Tatsumi
*Immediately puts files over chest, with little success to hide his/her figure since in the words of the Count, they were uhm "footballs" ...*
*Grins weakily, trying to sound more manly* Uhm around ... somewhere ...
Thank goodness he's blur but will Watari get away with it?
Like I was saying earlier, where is Tsuzuki-san?Tatsumi is very 'blur' with 'women'
*Gets up slowly ... frozen in terror*
Meep *in a very small scared voice*
Like a rabbit staring at car headlights
Huh? What's that? If you excuse me a moment, Watari-san...
Tatsumi opens the door.
And sees the female Watari bent over a cell phone.
Watari-san.......did you have to talk over the phone? Why didn't you say that you were in the office? The dept pays for the phone bills. still hasn't noticed....watari is bent over
No ...
*At the mention of Tsuzuki, Watari panics and drops the phone, even in his dizzy state then, he remembers what HAPPENED to Tsuzuki*
CLANG!!!
Oops
Oh, I see. Better take care of that, Watari-san. You sound like a woman. *chortles* Imagine that....
BTW, is Tsuzuki with you? Tatsumi
Uhm, this is Watari speaking ... Tatsumi-san?
(oh oh ...) It's just that I have a cold ...
(Oh rats, I'm standing right out of the office, if he opens the door now ...)
Whether male or female, Watari is an idiot!
Hello? [who's this woman using his phone?] May I speak to Watari please?Tatsumi
*Phone rings*
Hello? Who's that? [OOC - note, Watari's voice is still very feminine at this point]
Oh oh ...
Tatsumi decides to begin sorting out his in-tray.
Maybe I should call him....wait, he never carries that cell phone that I gave him. I know....I'll call Watari-san. He always carries his phone. I do hope he's with Tsuzuki right now. dialing
*Wandering around the streets looking really distraught*
What the hell just happened ... why did I do that with ...
I hope Tsuzuki-san and the Count are okay ... I must get them an antidote! I know, Iria must have left something in the lab ...
*Rushes back to the Meifu*
Watari who has uhm, just woken up ...
Somewhere, in a hospital room, we see a raven haired demi-god sleeping with a happy look on his face. The space beside him on the bed is however, empty.
Enma, a very happy man after THE INCIDENT
Tatsumi sips his cup of green tea.
Hm, lunch time will be over soon. Where is everybody.....I do hope Tsuzuki-san managed to get my message. He should be returning here with the cake. Tatsumi, oblivious to THE INCIDENT..yet
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