Thanks Tet-chan ... byes ...

*sends telepathic message to both Hisoka and Tatsumi*

"Guys, please meet me at Jusenkyo, China i.e. near the panda groves there. Please come in waterproofed clothing ... THIS IS URGENT ... we've got to cure Tsuzuki and the Count"

*Sits down exhausted* ... oh well, let's start packing ...

Kami power is pretty useful

got to go, see you tom at 8am Hisoka and Tatsumi 

Be careful, that area's ground is unstable and you don't want to fall into the wrong pool ...

Oh my gosh, it's feeding time for the pets ... really, it's so tiring when the Master isn't around ...

Tet-chan rushes back to the petshop

lalalala. 

Thank you Tet-chan for the map.

But to find the correct pool, I'll need Tatsumi and Hisoka's help ...

*tries to contact Tatsumi and Hisoka*

Control tower to shinigamis ...

are you still here? 

*Opens door to lab, just as Watari gets off the phone with Konoe*

*stares at the altered Watari* Miss Iria is indeed the one responsible for all this and I thought that day I was seeing things when I saw you at the store ...

I knew you'll be here ...

You'll need to go there *shows him map* to get the cure for the Count and purple eyes, but your condition is not that simple to cure.

Tet-chan the resourceful to the rescue

action, lights, disaster 

Kachou picks up Tatsumi's phone.

Hello? Watari-san? Tatsumi is not here...he left. What? Jusenkyo? China??!! Eeeh? Tatsumi is not gonna like this.

[Why does Watari sound so feminine, don't tell me he is also a girl now?]

*sweats*

my my my. 

[Unfortunately, Tsuzuki's phone was set on silent mode] Where is Tatsumi?

I hate to do this but I've no choice ...

*tries to telepathically contact Tatsumi while dialing his phone at the same time*

Just as he does, the phone is picked up! It is Konoe.

Tatsumi-san, where are you?

^ ^;; 

Meanwhile, Tatsumi is busy tucking Tsuzuki to bed.

There, all nice and snug. I do hope you feel better when you wake up.
*ruffles the sleeping Tsuzuki's hair*

Tatsumi

lalalala. 

*Back at the petshop, Tet-chan is getting off the phone*

I was correct ... but that's only part of the cure ... I know, that scientist will know what to do.

Rushes back to the Meifu to find Watari

Watari will get Hisoka and Tatsumi to help, we're going to the Ranma springs in China 

I hope someone picks up soon *starts packing to go to "where" he can get the cure*

Watari

^ ^;; 

Wahahahaha!

What a ludricous idea~! Kachou, where do you come up with such ideas?

nervous laughter

hehehehe. wat we gonna do tom? 

Heh heh ... you're right boss ... you and Watari is impossible right?

Konoe is not so sure, he knows Enma perhaps a little too well

hmm 

Naaaaaaaaaaaaah. It's not like that ^^ Really, you little silly people.

crosses fingers

XD. 

If I didn't know better I would have thought Tatsumi was in love with Tsuzuki and Enma has something for Watari ...

Nah ... right?


Younger gushoshin stares at Konoe as if as he is crazy

could it be---30 mins more 

Meanwhile, the Gushoshin are still trying to comprehend the whole INCIDENT of Watari-female-turned-Iria.

Elder brother - Eto......what is going on here????

Gushoushin

wooop. wrong msg 

I sense that it was Watari that called ... 'ari I'm coming ...

*Zooms in on Watari's aura as he seeks his love*

But what shall I say to Iria? *feels a headache coming*

Enma is hopeful

I'll be glad to see Hisoka tom, I missed him, lets scare him some tomorrow? 

*was about to pick up Tatsumi's phone when it stopped*

Konoe is still reeling from the shock

what the heck is wrong with blogger tonite 

Why isn't Tatsumi picking up? Maybe I should try Tsuzuki's phone he always carries it, altho he never realises it's his phone that's ringing ...

Watari dials again ...

okies but I'm outta here before mn to catch the bus 

In his hurry, Tatsumi has forgotten his cell phone. It lies ringing, on his desk.

Now why do I have the felling that I've forgotten something?

Tatsumi

an hour more. 

I think I've got the cure ... it's so simple I can't believe I hadn't thought of it earlier!

Gotta call Tsuzuki or Tatsumi *dials on mobile*

Watari finds the CURE!!!

what time you going off by? 

*glances over at the Sleeping!Tsuzuki and gently lifts him up*

I think Tsuzuki-san is rather tired from all of this. If you excuse me, Kachou.... I request permission to bring him back to his apartment.

Tatsumi the gentleman

where is tsu? 

I'm sorry ... what should I do now? Maybe I shouldn't have ... you know ... *blush*

Enma is freaked

where's tsuzuki 

*In the meanwhile, in his lab, Watari is crying as he reverse engineers remnants of Iria's potion to try to find a cure*

Sniff ... I won't cry, I won't *sniff* cry ...

Watari swallowing his tears, still traumatised by the last two nites

;_; 

Enma-sama...will you please stop shaking me? Watari-san has left earlier I'm afraid. We haven't seen him leave.

Tatsumi

both is dissing me. 

It's not Watari, Iria did the potion combining magic and science ... [Konoe should know Iria, he helped with the building of the computer]

*Shakes Tatsumi lightly* You mean Iria locked you in and tried to freeze you two? Has she gone a little too far this time?

Have you seen Watari? I sense he is crying somewhere and I'm worried!

Enma, the man who started this all

Is your system kinda slow or is it blogger? 

Really.....Tsuzuki...a female? Who would have thought of it? Watari actually succeeding with that hare-brained sex change potion of his....

Kachou

will try to make it. hope uni server is up. 

*Utter look of confusion*

Gushoshin are still slightly disbelieving

so tom 8 am then? 

*lets out a sigh of relief* Now will you calm down Kachou? We got locked in by that person and nearly frozen to death [metaphorically of course].

Tatsumi

kay. i have work to do by 8.45 

*remembers something*

I remember something that could cure them all, but I've got to check ...

*leaves the Meifu to contact his sources on what could be a cure*

Tet-chan the resourceful

I'm thinking along the lines of Ranma 1/2 

Yes it's true ... where is /my/ 'ari?

Enma getting exasperated ...

tom 8am (his 8pm) 

0_o !!????


Hontou ni????

Kachou won't believe his eyes

hisoka will be here? wat time? 

*Looks at the sleeping Tsuzuki*

O_o;;

(It's amazing how purple eyes can sleep through all this!)

Tet-chan has a bad feeling what happened to the Count

I've got court tom so I'll have to come in early anyway tho' I've got to leave by 8:45 

Uhm Konoe, that /is/ Tsuzuki ... let's say something happened to him and my Cousin ...

Tatsumi ... where is my 'ari?

Enma shuffling ...

are you meeting Hisoka tom morning? 

*is still trying to convince a distraught Kachou*

Tatsumi

dunno. 

*sticks his head in*

Ano ... has anyone seen the Count? He didn't come home for one night and when he finally came home, he locked himself in the bedroom and then slipped out quietly again without even eating dessert. What happened two days ago?

*Sees Enma* Enma-sama, what happened to the Count?

Tet-chan is worried

messy affair 

Yeah right, just like that blonde bombshell yesterday afternoon was Watari-kun ...

Ohayo Enma-sama ...

Gushoshin still don't believe it!

where's everyone? 

Kacho, calm down~!! Look, it IS Tsuzuki-san, not Miss Ruka~! Look!

Tatsumi

let the games begin 

*Awaken by the noise next door*

Good grief, Konoe is back *with a wave of his hand, restores the upside down inside out messed up office*

Where's Watari/ Iria?

*Enters shinigami office* Ano... has anyone seen my 'ari?

Enma is quick to cover up

^_^ 

Finally ... hmpf ... youngsters these days ...

Gushoshin are glad they can take their stuff back now ...

thank goodness, it's my early nite off if you guys pontang on me, I'm going to cry 

Tatsumi!! You very well know it is against protocol to do personal things in the office~! I'd expect this of anyone else but you~?!! *wails* Tatsumi, how could you??!! With Miss Ruka no less!! What will the Steward do when he hear of this? What will Tsuzuki do?!! *wails again*

Kacho

hahaha. 

Konoe-kachou!!!?? It's not what it seems....

Tatsumi

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. 

Konoe-kacho walks up to the office door.

*hums* Eh? Strange, why do I sense a very powerful lock seal spell had been used here....

*Tries door* The door opens but most of the lights are out.

Eh? Now who turned out the lights? *turns on the lights and see the 'couple' huddled together*

EEEEHH???? Tatsumi-san???!!

o_o!!!

here." 

Stirs in his sleep ... "don't make me choose between the two of you ..."

Talking in his sleep ...

hellos? got to meet Met at 8am my time so won't be here after mn 

*After what seems forever ... a very red Watari opens his eyes, Enma beside him with his raven hair all over Konoe's spilled files and papers, is still sleeping ... coz he's really really tired.*

*Cries silently, not believing what Iria has just put him through AGAIN*

(I'm so confused ... where is Tsuzuki-san?, oh yes Iria locked him/her and Tatsumi in next door. I know what she's up to, she's so afraid Tsuzuki will take Enma away from her she is desperately trying to get him and Tatsumi together).

*Dresses, careful not to wake Enma and leaves room, tries to open office door*

Hmm, the door's locked by a very powerful spell. *speaks to Iria in his subconsciousness* You can possess me but that leaves you fatigued doesn't it, except it's getting easier. Soon you'll grow so strong I might lose this body to you, but it isn't so easy ... you hear me?!

*Concentrates on locked door and is developed by a soft glow as he releases the spell Iria had cast on the office*

*smile* ... well, two can play at this game Iria. And I'm going to find out what you did to us and reverse it for the Count and Tsuzuki at least *soft and sad voice* I know you love him and want to be with him forever but what about me, don't I have a right to exist? *Looks into freezing and dark office room, he sees two figures huddled together. Wistfully, he adjusts the temperature to a more comfortable one and switches on a table light*

*Sees Tsuzuki and Tatsumi ... while all huddled together and trying to keep warm they had fallen asleep ... awww*

*Smiles in spite of himself at the kawai scene, but leaves resolutely for the lab to try to find a cure before Iria awakes*

Watari, all pensive

10 tonite?

*Grumbles slightly* Why did she have to pull my hair so hard, altho thanks to the Count's powers, it's all okay now ... 

What are we?
A group blog that involves the characters of Yami no Matsuei and Petshop of Horrors. Why is this so? Because we're a bunch of insane individuals who love playing with pretty mysterious/dead guys.

Who are we?
Enma Daiou
Lord of the Underworld. Prone to voyueristic tendencies to spy on his workers in Meifu. Is involved in an office romance recently?

Tsuzuki Asato
Cute loveable male lead aka the walking stomach and yaoi fodder.

Kurosaki Hisoka
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Empath and the occasional yaoi fodder.

Watari Yutaka
Resident mad genius scientist. Clueless blonde who can't keep his mouth shut.

Tatsumi Seiichirou
Dept accountant who loves being MEAN. Has a crush on a certain someone.

Terazuma Hajime
Misogynist who has a girl for a partner. Panics whenever a girl touches him.

Kannuki Wakaba
Partner to Terazuma. A sweet girl who <3 <3 her partner.

Muraki Kazutaka
Da villainTM and resident pimp. Fave flavour: Tsuzuki but his taste has varied of late.

Oriya Mibu
A REAL pimp(brothel owner) who is Muraki-sensei's best friend.

The Earl
The invisible lecherous Earl who lives in the Castle of Candles. Extremely possessive of Tsuzuki.

Watson
The Earl's hideously deformed butler.

Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from bookworld. She got into this mess somehow *shrugs*.

Konoe-kachou**
Head of Shokan aka the shinigami's long suffering boss.

Yuma & Saya
The duo from Hokkaido who loves pretty boys i.e Hisoka and dressing them up in pink outfits.

Gushoushin brothers
Twin talking chickens who runs the library. Nearly got sold to Count D.

Count D
The androgynous being who owns a peculiar petshop. Do NOT go in there.

Leon Orcot
A LAPD officer who is always after Count D. Crime? Love? Infatuation? You decide.

Tetsu-tou
One of Count D's pet. Tiger-goat thingie with a temper.

** This part is open but we're open to considering requests for more characters. Interested?

Contacts
Gravitation - CCSakura - Weib Kruez - AXis - Time Stranger Kyoko - FFVII - MK Rayearth - Saiyuki - Sadistic Dreaming - CCS 2 - KKJ - Utena - Gundam - FF - Initial D - NE - MKR 2 -
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Credits
Thanks to Within the Dark Lie and YaminoMatuei for the thumbs. Count D image from Loki's site.

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