And so another cliffhanger today ... will the spring waters work on Tsuzuki-san too? What will Iria do now Watari is attempting to thwart her attempts to take over? With Watari staying at the petshop what does this mean for Enma? Will blonde ever forgive him? What will the gossipy chickens say to all this? Catch this and more on the next chapter of "Iria's Revenge" ... brought to you exclusively by "The Meifu" TM.
This episode was kindly brought to you by "Visit the Cursed Springs in China Tour Agency Inc - Expect the change of a lifetime".
Exactly. *leaves with Tatsumi*
Hisoka is freaked out by Jusenkyo
'ari ... I'm sorry ... I didn't know it was Iria the first time too ... whoops *sweatdropping as Watari shoots him an icy glare D would have been proud of*
In deep trouble this time ...
Let's go. The faster we get away from this place, the better.Tatsumi
I hope so ... Iria put some magic in the potion she drank ... I hope I can outsmart her ... *walks off hand in hand with the Count leaving Enma all distressed and on his own as Tatsumi and Hisoka rush back to "save" Tsuzuki*
Lover's quarrel?
Do not worry Mr. Watari!! Now we have this wonderful water I shall work on that antidote with you right away! You shall stay at the petshop and we will do our research together! I will give you the loveliest room! *hugs him tight in pure joy*
D is all happy again
All right it works! So shall we go and cure Tsuzuki, Tatsumi-san?
Hisoka wants to leave
Count ... it works ... Tatsumi-san, Hisoka-san ... please hurry back to the Meifu with the cure for Tsuzuki ...
*Stares at Enma* You're a crazed animal ... *clings to D for protection* ... help, you don't believe what he did to me *cries*
Please take me in ...
*A pale shimmer embraces D's body and when it's gone, his breasts have disappeared. Save for that the curvy hips, slender legs and feminine face which are his own. It's not like the potion brough about many changes after all ^_^*
IT WORKS!!!!
Oh I am myself again, this is so wonderful................!!! *sobs*
D is crying tears of joy
Watari ... I won't ... we're getting married anyway right? *sweatdrops*
nooo ...
Hmpf ... *still very pissed off with Enma and still ignoring him*
I'm not happy with this man!!!

Uhm Count ... can I go stay with you for a while? This pervert would you know ... uhm ... molest me and Iria is only encouraging him ... *sweatdrops*
Tsuzuki is very cute as a girl....
*realizes he was muttering very loudly......in response to Hisoka's thoughts*
.........*sweats* It's time to leave. Now. Tatsumi
I agree with Tatsumi san. We should administer this cure to Tsuzuki right away.
Although Hisoka is damn curious to see Tsuzuki with breasts...
This is really not a time for couple quarrels, Enma! I need my graceful body back. I had to go purchase new underwear from Victoria's Secret this morning and KEEP the upper part for once.
Well, let us see if this works. *throws nearly half the bottle over himself*
A really hopeful D
Tatsumi-san it's that one ... now get a little here with your shadows so I analyse the sample won't you?
Yes, that is the one ...
*Takes the waters and pours it into 3 vials, handing Tatsumi and D one each*
Count, dab some on yourself ... Tatsumi, bring this back to the Meifu and when Tsuzuki awakes, dab some on him ...
*Pouting and ignoring Enma just like a real woman does when quarrelling with a boyfriend*
Let's get this over and done with
Tatsumi uses his shadows to safely extract the water while the others seem to have an interesting conversation. Not that he cares anyway.
Okay, I have the water now. Watari-san, can we go back now? Tatsumi
But ... but ...
Help me out here Cousin ... *panicking as Watari looks really pissed with him*
Enma in trouble?
Ah, Enma! It is so good to see you. I swear Iria went too far this time. I am REALLY going to make her pay for this.
Let's do something about it.
Mmmfff ... let go of me ...
Now's not the time ... have you found the pool yet Hisoka-kun?
I'm okay Count, Tatsumi won't hurt me (I think) ... and you ... you took advantage of me AND CHEATED ON ME WITH ME ... I'll settle this with you later!!! *blushes when he realises D, Hisoka and Tatsumi are still around*
Uhm, we'll talk later ...
Watari all pissed with Enma
*walks to the spring and probes further* I think this is it!! Tatsumi san, can you get some of this water? *turns around* Eh??!!
Hisoka is shocked by the sight of Enma and Watari
*stops blushing for a while*
Which pool is it? Tatsumi
*Appears behind Watari*
Morning everyone *Grabs Watari's shoulders*
Where were you? I was so worried ... *kisses him*
Morning darling ...
I mean, dear sir, that I have not forgotten what you did to Mr. Watari only a few weeks ago. *glares icy daggers at Tatsumi* I have not forgiven you, either.
But I am glad you are here for the cure. I had the same idea. My, being inside this body is so horrible. I was so lucky none of the pets noticed when I got back to the shop. They would have mistaken me for my late sister and attacked me.
ranty D
Hurry, let's get the antidote before Iria awakes again ...
Time is of the essence
*finally realizes that D is a she now*
...........
*blush*Tatsumi
All right, I will try. *concentrates and tries to pinpoint the right feeling* I think I feel something over there to the left...I feel the residual feelings of a young girl who fell in and came out with a pen- *BLUSH* Um. Yeah. Let's head that way, shall we?
The drawbacks of bein an empath
*In the meanwhile*
Aiii ... I've picked up Watari's aura trail ... he's in China? And near the cursed springs? O_o;;
Enma teleports there ASAP!!!
Hmm? What do you mean by that, Sir Count? *glares a lil at D*
You want me to use my shadows? I see.......but please explain why your cure is not easy to obtain? Tatsumi
Hisoka-kun, since this place is filled with the horror of people who fell in and were transformed ... could you determine based on the remnant emotions which is the pool that turns you into a man?
And I need Tatsumi-san here to use his shadows to pick up the correct antidote for Tsuzuki and the Count ... and they should be back to normal.
*soft voice* And I need a cure too ... but mine's not so easily obtained *tears a little*
Getting a little emotional aren't we?

*With his new found kami powers, Watari senses Hisoka suspects something ...* Uhm nothing happened ... nothing really ... *goes red again, when he again recalls the hot affair*
Oh hi Count ... are you okay?
Is there anyone who can help us? There are so many springs and not even one sign. *sees the panda and red-haired girl too* Weird...
Hisoka notices the tell-tale blush. Did anything happen that Watari is omitting?
*just then a slender figure clad in a heavily ornate cloak approaches the trio. As the mysterious individual gets nearer he drops the hood that covers his regal head to reveal D's beautiful face which looks a bit paler than usual*
Mr. Watari, what are the three of you doing here in China? *gives Tatsumi an ice cold glance* And what are you doing with this man without anyone to protect you?
This is D's mother country after all ^_^
So it is......this place has a mysterious presence about it.
*Tatsumi is silent as he watches a panda and a red-haired girl fighting overhead. The strange duo pass by quickly.*
Truly mysterious indeed. Tatsumi
Well uhm ... I was thinking. Iria only made me drink the potion but somehow managed to turn Tsuzuki and the Count into women too right ...
There's only one way she could have done it ...
*Points to pools in the vicnity*
Uhm, you guys know what happened to Ranma right?
So all we need to do is find the cure i.e. the pool that turns whoever who falls into it into a man ... and that's where I need both of you to help me find THAT pool *sweatdrops at the number of pools in the area ... shall we say 1000?*
*At the mention of Enma, Watari turns very very RED, remembering what has uhm happened with the boss*
Watari, amazingly smarter as a woman

[OOC - Ranma is the story of a boy who fell into one of these cursed springs. As a result, he was transformed into a girl. He will revert back to boyhood if he is splashed with hot water but cold water turns him back into a girl - see Ranma 1/2 manga or anime for more details]
You mean I missed all of that while on my assignments??!! How could the chief allow this to happen? And for that matter, how could ENMA allow this to happen!! *is about to have a hernia* But you are right...we must find a cure quickly. *looks around* I have heard stories about this place...*shivers* It's an evil place...I can feel traces of so many tragic souls...
Hisoka the drama queen
Kurosaki-kun....Watari-san is a woman now. -____- And so is Tsuzuki. Watari-san, you still haven't explained this cure of yours. And why are we doing here?Tatsumi
*blushes*
Well ... coz ... I've got boobs now and hips ... and this femnine voice and ... it's a long story ...
*notices Tatsumi*
Tatsumi-san ... *about to hug him when he decides not to*
Uhm ... Hisoka-kun, Tsuzuki and Enma's cousin the Count were turned into women by Iria, Enma's ex-wife who is hiding in my head ... and ... we'll talk about that later. Let's get the correct spring water to cure Tsuzuki and the Count first. I'll explain later.
(As he drags Tatsumi and Hisoka towards the cursed springs, Watari thinks, man this figure is too much, Iria is really nuts ... it weighs and I look like a freak ... Hisoka must be scared of me ...)
Watari, finding this hard to summarise
A familiar shinigami materializes too.
Watari-san, I got your msg from Kachou. Although.....Why are we here in China? -___-
*hugs back* Hi Watari. I am sorry I haven't been around. The Chief has been giving me a lot of work and I only finished them now. SO what is going on and why are we in China? *suddenly realizes something* Umm...Watari...why is your chest so soft and cushiony?
Hisoka is about to freak out. o_O;;
*Appears*
Hisoka-kun ...
It's great to see you ...
*Hugs him*
Watari, the Meifu's own blonde bombshell
*materializes in Jusenkyo* This is the place that Watari said to meet. *looks around* Anyone here?
Hisoka is curious
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