Beating a silent exit, Enma teleports from Hisoka's house carrying a slightly tired looking Watari to his room. Watari sits on the bed, still lip-locked with Enma. Could Tsuzuki's fears be coming true?
Suddenly, the lights go off ...
Fangurls - AWwwww ...
TV producer - Come on, you don't want this show to be slapped with an X rate and be banned forever do you?
That's it folks. For what happens next and whether Iria gets shut away for good ... tune in to the next episode of "The Meifu" TM coming at all good and no good internet stations near you.
'ari, I'm going to show you it's you I love ... and I'm also going to cure you and put Iria back to sleep where she belongs ...
*Kisses Watari again ... strangely, the blonde doesn't push him away but kisses him back gently*
A Mills and Boon moment?
Nooo ... don't leave me hear alone with /him/ ...
*Waves panickingly at the fast vanishing Count*
Mmmfff ... *cut off as Enma engages him in a very very deep kiss*
Watari has a bad feeling about what is to follow
*stares at Enma and Watari's exchange as he blushes a light pink again* Oh, my!
Perhaps there are MUCH better things for you to think about other than tea with me. Mr.Watari! *winks femininely at him* Do take your time! I shall leave a light on at the petshop for you!
D vanishes from the scene waving at the 'happy' couple like the lovesick dove he is
*Nods at the Count's suggestion*
Yes, let's go back to the petshop ... before Enma notices I'm back ... and AIIEEEE ...
*Screeches as Enma grabs him from the back and starts whispering in his ear*
Watari ... seriously in trouble today
*regardless of Enma's distress, D keeps ranting about his new favorite house guest* You know, Mr. Watari? I do believe the pets are beginning to like you. Noticed how none of them tried to maul you or eat you alive the last time you walked into the back room? ^_^
Living at Count D's petshop has its (very insignificant) risks
*Enma having been rejected and screeched at by Watari is sulking in his chambers. Being bored, he reverts to his old bad habit of spying on his employees.*
Hahaha ... Hisoka's getting some action too? Finally our little boy has grown up has he?
WHAT?!!!
Hey, that's my blonde he's having fun with!!! *watches the rest of the tapes*
TATSUMI too? This is serious, if I don't get my Watari back, Iria's going to end up with every male specimen in the Meifu!!!
UGH!!! *Keeps the special tapes of him and Watari aside tho'* I've got to cure Watari even if it means war against Iria! Blonde's MINE MINE MINE ... *wailing like a spoilt brat, he teleports to Hisoka's living room*
Enma is NOT happy
You are reading my mind. But first we shall take a little tea break to detox ourselves of all the tension we have been through lately. I have the most delightful pastries to offer you.
T-E-A is the key, and all will be fine again!
What's going on? Am I always going to wake up like this ... waiii ...
Iria you've gone too far!!!
Count ... we're going back to finish that potion RIGHT NOW!!!
Watari is pissed!!!
The poor thing..... I swear, Mr. Watari. If your alter ego keeps on hitting on every single man in the Meifu you will soon be getting the most awful reputation!
I feel glad she has not tried to make the moves on ME yet...
And they'll be talking behind Enma's back when you two get married.
*the capillaries in Hisoka's nose explodes again* Ok...I am just gonna go to my bedroom and faint now...good luck with the cure Watari san... *wobbles on to his bed and passes out*
Hisoka had a bit too much today. ^^;;
My ex-cousin-sister in law is the nastiest thing... So good we are only a few steps away from getting rid of her for good.
My family relationships leave everything to be desired.
Hisoka-kun ... I'm so sorry ... *instinctively hugging his face into his/her assets again*
*realises ...* Whoops ... *lets go of Hisoka embarassedly*
Way to go Watari you blur block
*pulls his hands out of Watari's dress* I'm sorry Watari san!! I can't believe I did that. It's just that, you suddenly grabbed me and I lost it and...*bows again and again* GOMEN NASAI!!
Hisoka feels oh so guilty!!
MY!! You could not leave without a late mischief, you little...!!!
*feels Iria's aura is now gone* Ah, Mr. Watari. Good to see you are back. The things that little wench of a woman is making you go through.... I wonder if we should deliver this child into the hands of some professional cousellor. *pats Hisoka's small back with a mix of sympathy and pity* My poor pure-hearted boy...
Are you sure you can deal with this, D?
What just happened?
*Bugged eyed as he realises Hisoka has his hands in his/her dress against his/her assets, in a very compromising position*
Aiyeeehhhh ... why does this always happen to me ... I woke up in bed with Enma the last few times and now Hisoka too *covers his/her mouth as he/she realises that was perhaps inappropriate to announce in public*
How am I going to live this down?
OH MY GOD MY HAND IS UP WATARI'S DRESS!
Hisoka is about to faint
You shall not use that body to indulge in physical demostrations of affection or lust with anyone save for Mr Watari's fiancee, Iria. And less still in my very presence. Now release that child before I see myself in the sad need to interfere.
This is my last warning...
"Hmmph ... spoil sport ... but you know what, for once I'll oblige you."
*Reverts to Watari but not before pressing Hisoka's hands into her dress*
This is going to cause some chaos when Watari wakes up
*eyes bug out a bit* Uh, Watari san...are you sure it's ok to do this? I mean, it's not like we are alone...or even involved in a relationship. And well, frankly, the only sexual experience I had was when Muraki raped me so I don't really know what to do...*BLUSHES HORRIBLY*
Hisoka you poor poor child
*glares offendedly at Iria's new attire* You are abusing Mr. Watari's poor self like the pathetic ingrate you have always been. You do realize it is because of HIS body you are able to live until now, do you not?
*dangerously emotionless voice* Now if you were kind enough to let Watari out of whatever dark confine of his subconsciousness you might have delivered him to, tea is getting cold at the petshop...
DO NOT mess with D's tea time
*Ignores D*
"Oh Watari is too much, to hide such a figure in this set of black slacks and lab coat ... this figure is meant to be admired!!!"
*With a wave of his fingers, she transforms Watari's working clothes into a sexy little insy weensy tight black strapless dress*
"Much better." *Goes back to molesting Hisoka and annoying D*
Always ready to irritate D
*glares ice at Hisoka's lusty-dazed face, which is now making the perfect picture of a strawberry* Some of them want to abuse you and others want to be abused by you, it seems...
This is an insult to D's delicate and refined eyes
*Hisoka's excellent language skills abandon him* Yeah. I like the view. Wait a minute, did I just hear that sexy voice in my head? What's going on here? o_O;;
Hisoka is horribly confused but blissfully happy
*hisses in disgust as he averts his sight from such a vision*
Really, Iria... You know no shame, no decore, no compassion and no manners whatsoever. How my little cousin was once interested in you is beyond me.
..........Ah, wait. Second thought, I understand why my cousin fell for you PERFECTLY ... -_-
Ah, to have a family like D's...
"Hahaha ..."
*Plonks Hisoka back between her assets and places his hands around her waist*
"Like the view there honey? I see you need some loving ... let me show you the mysteries of a girl ne."
All hell breaks loose
*brain freeze momentarily from shock* Oh my god. What is Watari doing?! I should pull away! But then...I've never kissed a girl before...OH WHAT THE HELL!! *kisses Watari right back*
Hisoka likes being seduced in public. ^_^
Kyaaaaaaaaa~ah!!!!
THE WITCH IS BACK!!!!!! *tries very hard to hold back from bitch-slapping Iria like before* GET AWAY FROM THAT POOR INNOCENT CHILD, YOU PERVERT!!
It's STILL Watari, D. Don't go commit the same mistakes..... -_-
"Well D ... don't tell me you want this boy too? Ooh yes, he is a cutie, there are so many cute guys here in this realm, once this body is all mine, I will be soooo pleased to hang around ..."
*Proceeds to grab hold of Hisoka and kiss him in full view of D*
Iria the playful is back
*A light pink blush tints his ivory cheeks as he coughs elegantly, gently pulling the dazed Hisoka out of Watari's cleaveage by his small shoulders*
I am afraid you still need to get used to that body and its implications, dear Watari...
Been there, done that.. >_<
*glares slightly at the Count* It's nothing, Count. *hugs Watari back* Thanks Watari san, I do feel better. *SIGHS LOUDLY*
Hisoka is never gonna get laid
Intruding? What do you mean?
I don't understand what you are talking about Count ... Hisoka-kun here has always been one of the most understanding shinigamis and one of my best friends too *unconsciously still holding Hisoka against his/her uhm ... bossom*
Sometimes, Watari forgets about his altered circumstances
Mmmhhh... Perhaps you might think I am intruding, but may I ask why are you hugging this boy so close to your... ah, endownments, Mr. Watari?
D has to watch for his cousin's business, you know...
Oh hi Count. I went to visit Tsuzuki but he was mean to me, so I came to see Hisoka-kun ...
I think he's not feeling too well ... poor Hisoka ... *Kisses Hisoka on the cheek* ... are you better now?
Watari getting all motherly
I...I'm not sure if I am ok. *blushes very hard while staring right into Watari's eyes* Ano...Watari san, I never noticed how your eyes look like amber. *suddenly jerks away as the Count makes a surprise appearance*
Hisoka is confused by such close proximity to a female. >_<;; The poor depraved boy!!
*There's a burst of pink smoke and glitter and there stands D*
Mr. Watari, it is almost tea time and I thought you might want to enjoy some Earl Grey and fruit tart with me...?
Aahh... *notices Hisoka's blush and Watari's closeness and frows slightly in mild confusion* I hope I am not interrupting...
has D walked into something?
Hisoka-kun are you alright?
*takes a tissue and wipes his nose gently*
You poor thing, are you okay? *Presses his forehead to Hisoka's* At least you haven't got a fever ...
Clueless, whether as a male or female
*gets squished into some major cleavage action* ef9739yh5isdfy7sare23iughr390y!!!!!!!!!!!! *pushes himself away and breathes deeply* No...problem, Watari san. @_@;; *gets a huge nosebleed*
Hisoka always dreamed of getting a sexy girl...but this isn't what he anticipated!!
The Count is going on and on about weddings ... sigh, and I haven't seen Wakaba in a while.
But sankyu ... *hugs Hisoka accidentally burying his face in his/her assets*
Whoopsie ...
Oh yeah. I always thought your hair was very pretty but with your new softer facial features, it looks even better. ^_^ *cough* But uh yeah, anyway, I guess I can't really give advice on relationships. After all, I was killed at 16 so I am forever stuck in puberty. Meaning I know NONE of my feelings and am sexually confused and yet needy. -_-;; *sighs* Maybe you should ask someone more knowledgeable for advice, Watari san. Perhaps...the Count? Or maybe even Wakaba. She is pretty stable.
Hisoka is out of wisdom
Really, I look cute? *blushes*
I don't know ... whether I want to be a woman or a man. I guess I'll get myself cured first and work that out later.
As for Enma ... he's just, he's doing really strange things to me, whether as a man or a woman *goes really red* ... I don't know what's going on ...
So confused
Well Watari, you have been trying to make a sex change potion for ages. And don't take this the wrong way, but you make a really cute girl. *blush* *cough* I think the problem here is that you are not asserting yourself. If you want to be a man, then be a man. If you want to be a woman, then be a woman. Don't sit on the fence. Maybe if you are firm, Enma will get the message and help you change back into a guy.
Kind of farfetched but logic might work on Enma.
I don't know ...
*pauses* He's a great playstation buddy but why did he have to turn into such a jerk ... men are all the same (wait ... I sound like a real woman)
I'm a guy for crying out loud ... or at least I used to be one ... how could he do this to me, not once but 5 times!!!
What's going on? *Thinks about what has happened the last few days, but as he realizes that Hisoka is holding his hands and might be seeing it all these images, he quickly stops*
Watari is confused
I see. *accepts the cakes and passes the tissue* I promise to beat up Tsuzuki later for you. As for your uh problems *stares at Watari's assets* maybe you should just be patient. The Count is making a cure right? But most importantly, *takes Watari's hands gently* what do you feel for Enma. *piercing gaze*
Hisoka is in "shrink" mode
*Sniffles* yes ...
I feel so mad ... the Count was going on and on about some wedding he was going to hold at the petshop and as he was so busy preparing the wedding I thought I go visit my best friend, I don't know why he threw me out. All I did was offer him a lemon and he totally lost it ...
As for Enma *long pause* ... well he "Muraki-ed" me and ... *goes VERY VERY red as he recalls EVERYTHING that has happened so far* ... and while I always thought it would be fun to be a girl, Iria's uhm 2 creations are so uhm *pink* huge, they're giving me a slight backache and I'm so emotionally unstable these days and ... waiii ... *cries some more*
*after rambling ...* Oh I nearly forgot *sniff* I brought you red bean cakes *gives them to Hisoka and resumes his crying* waii ....
Watari needs help
Um, there there. *pats Watari uncertainly* Well Tsuzuki can be really grouchy sometimes. Just look at the way he keeps kicking Watson out of his apartment. Don't pay attention to him. As for Enma, you better come clean wth me. You can't hide stuff from an empath you know. *leads Watari into the house* I think I have tea somewhere...hold on. *rummages through the kitchen* Is Green tea ok?
Hisoka suspects the female hormones are not agreeing with Watari
Hisoka-kun *wails and hugs him*
Tsuzuki-san doesn't like me anymore .... waiii ...
I went to visit him and he threw me out of the house. He's meaner as a guy than as a girl ... waiii!!!
And Enma, he he ... *wails even more*
An emotionally unstable Watari
Wha- what? Oh, it's the door. *rubs the sleep out of his eyes* I'm coming...hold on. *opens the door* Oh, it's you Watari san.
Hisoka is so polite in the morning. ^^;;
*Knocks*
Ano Hisoka-kun are you in *sweet feminine voice*
I need a shoulder to cry on ...
*snoring in his house*
Hisoka is tired nyo!!
*After screeching his head off at the blonde who offered him a lemon, Tsuzuki had thrown the blonde right out of his house screeching about the falling standards of morality.*
Waiii ... why did Tsuzuki-chan do that to me for?
All I offered him was a lemon. Even if he doesn't like sour things, he didn't have to do that!
I know, I'll go speak to Hisoka and complain what a meanie Tsuzuki is ... hmph....
Watari is lonely
*resting* Well now that Tsuzuki is cured, I can relax a bit. *dozes in and out of sleep*
Hisoka is trying to forget that Watari needs a cure too.
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