And so, Watari and Tsuzuki go off to eat, one of them completely unsuspecting, the other .....

Dark voice: Hmm, don't you think a blonde scalp would look good on my wall?

O_O

 

Of course ^^ you don't think I'd leave you alone, did you, Watari?

Tsuzuki .......... ??

seen them ^^ trying to use them! 

(Did I hear a scream? I must be joking, I haven't got Hisoka's ability to read minds ...)

*continues walking with Tsuzuki to the cafeteria*

Tsuzuki-san, let's eat everything there, before Tatsumi-san that meanie cuts the budget again!!!

Breakfast ... yummy ...

gtg, I'll leave you to wrap however you like it, seen the new thumbs yet? 

Great!!

(Inside Tsuzuki's mind a frightened and lonely child is screaming for help.)

Tsuzuki??

no probs! 

Huh? *figures his friend must be so hungry he is acting weird*

Come on, let's go ...

*grabs Tsuzuki's hand happily, ignoring his kami-alarm* Let's go eat!

Unsuspecting Watari

gtg soon, you lead the wrap 

What is there to eat today?

Tsuzuki not knowing what's on the menu? O_O

great! 

Oh, Tsuzuki-san do you want to grab a bite now?

Watari is still wondering

okies, we can end in about 15 mins with a rather confused but none the wiser Watari 

Me? Not myself? Well, I /did/ kinda miss out on breakfast this morning ...

Tsuzuki hasn't eaten, that's why he's weird!

wait for a little while longer - you just walk away confused 

Huh? Is that so?

(Why do I have such a strange feeling about this Tsuzuki-san before me)

Are you feeling alright Tsuzuki? You don't seem yourself ...

Watari is wary

hmm, are we going to flare up tonite some or you prefer to knock out watari before he gets it? 

Well, let's see ..... we found out that Enma is a voyeuristic pervert, that Tatsumi is in love, you have a computer in your brain with the personality of Enma's ex-wife in it, Hisoka is a moody kid who needs to loosen up and you managed to get the sex-change potion working.

That's the short version ...

*smirk* 

I have no idea. I can't remember what has happened for the last few weeks *cradles his head*

I have this terrible headache everytime I try to recall. Tsuzuki-san, can you tell me what has happened so far?

Watari, feeling dizzy

cool, better tell ML then ... the thumbs are up ... check them out 

A Chinese petshop? *for a second there is an angry glint but it disappears before anyone sees* Since when do the Chinese have petshops? And you've got me on the cousin-in-law thing .... *shrugs it off*

Sounds like you have a memory problem. Have you seen the doctor or anything?

Tsuzuki helpful ...

can try, no promises 

Are you okay Tsuzuki-san?

I don't remember what happened to me? I thought we were at this chinese petshop and then I don't remember anything.

I went back to look for you and met this Chinese man who calls himself Count D. He was ranting about something ... some evil entity escaping and something about me being his cousin-in-law ... what does this all mean Tsuzuki? Do you know what happened? I don't seem to recall anything of the last few weeks.

Watari shrugs it off

are you on tom morning? 

*hugs friend back rather tightly* Kidnapped? Nah. I've been looking for everyone!! Where did /you/ go?

Tsuzuki turns question back

have to make it quick then ^^ 

Tsuzuki-san?

You're okay *hugs his friend*

Where have you been? Did Muraki kidnap you again?

Watari still uneasy

in the office, must leave by mn 

Hi Watari!! Sorry, I dropped my watch.

Tsuzuki?

ehehe 

Ano, who's that?

Is that you Tsuzuki-san?

(I really have a very bad feeling about this)

Peering into the darkness

hmm ... you'll have to tie Watari up or something coz he suspects and the other shinigamis aren't here yet 

A figure crouched on the ground seemingly in pain, but at the sound of footsteps immediately stands up with no problems. 

Huh? What's that sound?

*Against his better judgment and tingling kami senses, Watari opens the back room to the lab in the Meifu*

Ano

putting up 2 more thumbs for you 

There is the sound of whimpering from the back room. 

Oh where is Tsuzuki-san?

Watari seeking his friend in the Meifu again

are you still here? 

Internal monologue/angst. It's mandatory


"What did you -- YOU KILLED HIM!!"

"Of course. He was human. Weak. Going to die anyway. What does it matter."

"You're not supposed to kill people!!"

"Who says? The strong rule over the weak. You're a shinigami. Besides .... you enjoyed it."

"I - I DID NOT!!"

"Heh. Don't try to deny it. You enjoyed it when you slammed your hand through his heart and saw the blood splash all over your feet. You enjoyed the screams, the fear frozen on his face. Admit it, it gave you a thrill."

"I --"

"And if you think /that/ was fun, wait til you see what I have next."

"N-no ...."

"Poor child. Shall we visit your friends? I'm sure they'll be most happy to see you again."

"NO!!!"

"Keep crying. It's not as if anyone can hear you." 

What are we?
A group blog that involves the characters of Yami no Matsuei and Petshop of Horrors. Why is this so? Because we're a bunch of insane individuals who love playing with pretty mysterious/dead guys.

Who are we?
Enma Daiou
Lord of the Underworld. Prone to voyueristic tendencies to spy on his workers in Meifu. Is involved in an office romance recently?

Tsuzuki Asato
Cute loveable male lead aka the walking stomach and yaoi fodder.

Kurosaki Hisoka
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Empath and the occasional yaoi fodder.

Watari Yutaka
Resident mad genius scientist. Clueless blonde who can't keep his mouth shut.

Tatsumi Seiichirou
Dept accountant who loves being MEAN. Has a crush on a certain someone.

Terazuma Hajime
Misogynist who has a girl for a partner. Panics whenever a girl touches him.

Kannuki Wakaba
Partner to Terazuma. A sweet girl who <3 <3 her partner.

Muraki Kazutaka
Da villainTM and resident pimp. Fave flavour: Tsuzuki but his taste has varied of late.

Oriya Mibu
A REAL pimp(brothel owner) who is Muraki-sensei's best friend.

The Earl
The invisible lecherous Earl who lives in the Castle of Candles. Extremely possessive of Tsuzuki.

Watson
The Earl's hideously deformed butler.

Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from bookworld. She got into this mess somehow *shrugs*.

Konoe-kachou**
Head of Shokan aka the shinigami's long suffering boss.

Yuma & Saya
The duo from Hokkaido who loves pretty boys i.e Hisoka and dressing them up in pink outfits.

Gushoushin brothers
Twin talking chickens who runs the library. Nearly got sold to Count D.

Count D
The androgynous being who owns a peculiar petshop. Do NOT go in there.

Leon Orcot
A LAPD officer who is always after Count D. Crime? Love? Infatuation? You decide.

Tetsu-tou
One of Count D's pet. Tiger-goat thingie with a temper.

** This part is open but we're open to considering requests for more characters. Interested?

Contacts
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Credits
Thanks to Within the Dark Lie and YaminoMatuei for the thumbs. Count D image from Loki's site.

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