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What is this?
A blog overrun with the fictional characters from Matsushita-sama's
Yami No Matsuei and the occasional Petshop of Horrors appearences.
The Players
Enma-Daiou
Da man. Da boss of everything.
Asato Tsuzuki
The happy-go-lucky star of the show. Beloved by everyone. And we mean
everyone.
Hisoka Kurosaki
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Ex-playmate of Muraki.
Yutaka Watari
The resident mad-scientist and advocate of genkiness. Can't draw to save
his life.
Seiichiro Tatsumi
The dept accountant/miser. Bad-a$$ dude when needs to be. Pimpin' shadow skills.
Hajime Terazuma
Misogynist and Fate had to pair him with a girl^^ Prone to blushing & nosebleeds.
Kazutaka Muraki
Resident evil villian. Enjoys fine dining, walks on the beach and a Tsuzuki in his arms.
Oriya Mibu
Muraki's best friend. Maybe even more that that... 0_0
The Earl
Invisible and extremely lecherous.... loves to huggle HIS Tsuzuki.
Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from Bookworld [long story]. Somehow she got roped
into this mess.
From the Petshop
Count D
The alluring, mysterious adrogynous being that runs the shop.
Leon Orcot
A brash cop hot on D's trail. Is it business or pleasure he's seeking?
Tetsu
One of D's pets. A tiger, a goat and a temper rolled up into one.
Available spots
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Why is the Petshop brought into this?
Look here. Nuff said.
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*sees D* W-w-wait a sec, you're the la- *catches himself* -young man whom I saw .... Muraki ... with Muraki ...... *traumatised again and faints*
Tsuzuki in shock

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*Turns to find the China doll man* D?! Where the #$^@ did you get to?
How the... *trails off seeing D's smug cat-ate-the-cream look*
Stunned Leon
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*comes peacefully walking by, absentmindedly chewing on a really expensive Lindt cherry liquor-filled chocolate bar*
Ahhh, feeling better now. ^_^ Physical excertion always gets me in a dire need for candy. No that it was not worth it... *smiles mischievously while remembering his time with Muraki*
slightly sugar-high D 
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YOU taught Muraki how to cook? *twitch* ok, I'm not hungr- *stomach growls* Ehehehehe ... *sweatdrop*
And I did NOT knock Hisoka out! *realises what blond guy said* W-w-wait a sec -- RUKA?!
Tsuzuki stunned

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*waits patiently for the 3 youngsters to start answering his questions*
*meanwhile, pulls out his pipe and starts smoking again*
"Bored" says the look on Mibu's face 
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Green-eyed? You mean the boy that was knocked out by this monster? *looks at Tsuzuki*
He was still sleeping when I left the sick bay.
By the way, do you know a girl called Ruka? She's got violet eyes, and dark hair... kinda looks like him *points a thumb at Tsuzuki*
Leon hoping for another meeting with Ruka
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*Looks at Tsuzuki in horror* Are you insulting me? I open the best restaurant in Japan and you say Kazutaka taught me my cooking skills???
*shakes finger in front of Tsuzuki's face* No no no, HIS cooking skills were taught by ME! *looks smug*
And who's this new fella we have here? *looks questionaingly at Leon*
Mibu is miffed at Tsuzuki 
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Oof! *looks curiously at the blond mortal in Meifu* Er .... who are you and how did you get in here?
Tsuzuki confused ... again

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*Recognising Leon*
Hi Mister Detective ... Have you seen that green-eyed friend of ours?
Watari wonders where Hisoka-chan is 
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*Literally runs into the violet-eyed shinigami*
Sorry. Hey! Aren't you that guy who destroyed that building yesterday?
Leon looking for answers/clues!
![Where is D? [Dammit, why am I asking that question again?!?!!!]](leon.gif)
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*thinks longingly of saba again* One thing I want to know first - has this guy been taking cooking lessons from Muraki-hentai?
Tsuzuki paranoid

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*Watari doesn't know what to do ...*
Grilled saba or running away ... decisions Watari ... decisions! 
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Now I remember you fellas! *looks astonished*
*looks at Watari and Tsuzuki, looks at empty saba plate, looks back at them*
Now now now, I've nothing against you guys, cept for you eating my saba back there, why are you so afraid of me? *flabbergasted*
Does it sorta have to do with me being Kazutaka's friend? Well, he's not a bad guy at all, you're just paranoid! Hey, I've known him since young! Well... *rubs chin* he may be a bit psychotic, but he's a nice fella overall! *beams at cowering Tsuzuki and disappearing Watari*
*looks at Tsuzuki* Now then, weren't you the young fella whom Kazutaka brought back to my restaurant one day? The one who cause me to fly into a rage? Hahahahaha! *laughs at his own joke, not noticing Watari and Tsuzuki slinking away*
Hey! Wait! Since you guys know Kazutaka, can you tell me where in heaven he is?
Mibu is shellshocked at his bad memory 
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Huh? *looks at Mibu* This guy is Muraki-hentai's friend? *looks closely at Mibu* But this guy is so nice giving us yummy saba, whereas Muraki-ecchi is scary and perverted and handsome and also gives nice food and is a total bastard!
Tsuzuki is a little too trusting sometimes...

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SabaSabaSabaSabaSabaSabaSaba!! *smiles kawaiily at Mibu* Sankyuu! *frowns* Wait a sec, you do look familiar .... *thinks* now where could I have seen you before?
Tsuzuki thinking hard

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*Tets-chan gives up waiting for the Count and the 2 girls who were bugging him to bake the cake and eats it himself*
Tetsu-chan is a bit peeved 
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*Watari is still lost in the yummy-ness of the saba just grins happily like an idiot*
Watari is a closet grilled saba lover 
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*looks at Mibu, looks at plate* I may not know who you are, but ..... *eyes plate of saba* YOU'RE MY FRIEND!! *shiny eyes*
Tsuzuki wants food!

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*looks at Mibu* Eh? *blink blink* Me?
Tsuzuki confused

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*Watari grins ... hoping to get a bite of that yummy saba ...*
Watari smiles charmingly 
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*Watari who is on his way home bumps into Mibu and Tsuzuki*
Hey what that saba *salivating*
Hey Mister cook there ... can we eat that?
Watari is a bit hungry 
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*walks airily into Meifu as if he hasn't just blown up a building, witnessed the Sensei getting it on, and gotten slapped by a cross-dresser* La di da di daaaaaa ... where is everyone? *goes over to Tatsumi's desk and sees Dreaded Budget List .... it has lots, and we mean lots of red pen through it*
O_O;;; Tatsumi is so MEAN!! No vacations!! No coffee makers!! AND NO BONUSES OR PAY FOR ME FOR 3000 YEARS!?!?!
WA~AH!!!!
Poor Tsuzuki

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Now where in the world is that guy?
*hikes up yutaka with one hand while trying to balance grilled saba in other*
I'm sick of looking for him! *sits down and slaps thigh*
And the grilled saba is getting cold too... *looks mournfully at the saba*
*takes out pipe and starts smoking*
*after about 15 minutes*
Well... guess I better start looking for him again...
*walks off into the distance*
enraged Mibu 
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*Watari who has sneaked into the office to collect his test tubes*
What ... no new grants!!! Damn!!!
*Takes out a mind control device some crazy girl sold him that is guaranteed to work on Tatsumi*
I wonder if this works ...
Watari being pushed to the brink of desparation is evil too
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Tatsumi sends the Gushoshin away to collect the damaged books. Then, he begins to calculate the damages.
Hmm....total costs for repairs would be eighty million yen????? This puts the budget even deeper than the void that is Tsuzuki-san's appetite! *fists shaking with rage*
*after a few cleansing breaths* I desparately NEED to slash our expenditure. *brings out the dept budget list* Well, we can do without these services....from now on, no xerox servicing, no dept vacations, no coffee-makers. Hmf, make your own coffee, that's what I'll say to them. *starts slashing like crazy*
No new grants for Watari-san. I can't say I'm saddened by that. *nikori* And definately no increments, bonuses nor pay for Tsuzuki-san for another 3000 years. *evil sadistic laugh*
Tatsumi is evil
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*enjoying his 3-piece combo*
This is good. Want a taste, Konoe?
Enma
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*his attention piqued* Tsuzuki-san was at Ningenkai? When?
Tatsumi
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*sadly laments their misfortune* Waaaaah, this job certainly pays a lot but the things you have to put up with are stressing my feathers! This is not good!
Gushoshin younger : Well, the KFC job made our feathers oily, Niisan.
Gushoshin elder : *cries* Well, I'm glad we refused service to Tsuzuki.
crying Gushoshin ;_;
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Tatsumi returns with the rebellious Gushoushin in tow.
You won't get away from the department that easy, Gushoshin-tachi. *smiles* You still owe us a few thousand hours of service. So, I request the both of you kindly get back to work. Besides, we still have to clear the mess that is...WAS the library.
Tatsumi
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~Since Leon was sleeping in the sick bay with Hisoka, Ruka decided to go in search of Tenshi-sama~
*pops head into the office* Helllooooo!!! Anyone here?
[Tenshi-sama must have work to do... I guess I'll leave and come back to visit another time though the Butler does keep me busy most days... ]
Cheerful Ruka, completely forgot that she was suppose to hand a msg to the Shinigamis
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*doesn't understand at all and is still traumitised by seeing Muraki with someone, so is going to wander off and try and wake up from this crazy dream*
Tsuzuki wandering off into the distance

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*twiching yet miraculously regaining some of his ethereal Chinese composure* YOUNG MAN I deeply appreciate your kind intentions but let me help you become aware you have just walked into something intimate. Now, if you were to apologize for threatening Doctor Muraki here and just leave us be we would be much thankf...
*something sparks inside his memory* Oh, is it you? The purple-eyed one who blew up the library? Now I remember... The blue eyed shinigami with the glasses was quite worried about you.
*sighs* My, I badly need to get some sugar... I wonder if Tet-chan still has some of that delicious strawberry shortcake he baked for the girls. Do excuse me, both of you. I am sure we will be able to meet some other time, doctor Muraki... *smirk*
merrily strolling away to satisfy basic needs (again -_-) 
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*gets thrown a couple of meters by blow* Itaiii~i .... what did I say?
*touches hand to cheek and feels blood* Eh? *due to Shinigami abilities cuts heal in seconds* What the - ?
*looks at D* ................ *looks at Muraki* .................
Ano .............. what's going on?
Tsuzuki getting the feeling he's gotten more than he bargained for

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*slaps Tsuzuki's face HARD, making it pretty clear he has long long fined nails*
D has had it with the ma'am remark 
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*grabs D's arm and hauls him away from Muraki* It'll be ok, ma'am, it's not the end of the world, we can get you counselling, deal with your parents .... *turns to Muraki* And for the moment I can deal with this ... this ... violator of women right here and now!!
*debating whether to use Byakko and electrocute Muraki or Suzaku and fry the Sensei to a crisp*
Tsuzuki, ever the gentleman

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*rebuttons cheongsam with the one long-nailed hand that's not clutching Muraki's broad back*
Oh my, is this embarrassing.... -_-
Count Dweeeee... 
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StupidGushoushinandIevenhadmoneytodaygrumble grumblegrumblegrumblegrum--
*suddenly stops as he sees Muraki and an exotic-looking young lady in a compromising position beneath the sakura tree*
Nani? *blink blink*
@_@ MURAKI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?! *freaking*
Bug-eyed Tsuzuki

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*peeks up from Muraki's strong embrace and spots a sulking inu-shinigami he finds somewhat familiar from over the doctor's massive shoulder*
Is that not...?
D, still wrapped up in the afterglow 
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FINE THEN!! I'll go find somewhere else to eat!!
*storms off muttering under his breath about chickens having grudges like elephants, not taking notice of the fact he's walking in the direction of a certain sakura tree ......*
Tsuzuki not happy ...

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*The gushoushin just bundle up Tsu and throw him out of KFC*
Chickens of the world unite!

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[Meanwhile, back at KFC .....]
*twitch twitch* Whaddya mean you won't serve me?!
A very hungry Tsuzuki

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*listens to Muraki's short story and sighs deeply* A murderer? Ah, well... That explains the brown haired bespectacled shinigami's reaction.
See, I run this petshop in LA's Chinatown where I sell assorted exotic animals, and I just have the missfortune of some of my customers being really careless with the sales terms. The matter is they always end up dead in the most gruesome ways... *shakes his delicate head* That should arise some serious guilt trips on me, but I must confess I am more than used to it...
*smiles a seductive heartrobbing smile* Nobody's perfect, I guess.
Time for confessions it seems 
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*brushes some sakura off his clothes, smiling like a cat thats got in the cream* I have no idea, my dear Count. IT might be the sakura...it does have that effect on people...although...
*hums softly, leaning against the tree* Actually, I should have been more honest when we first met...you see...the terrible truth is that I'm a psycotic doctor who kills people in order to prolong my own wretched existence. *sighs sullenly*
Honest Muraki o.O?
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*tries to regain his breath, rearranging his disheveled raven hair* My, it had been AGES....
Ah, how did I let it come this far...?
is D regretting any of this? 
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And meanwhile under the red moon of Meifu a certain Count was getting his quality time...
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*waves madly to the Gushoushin* I'm getting something to eat! *looks at them closely* Er, what are YOU doing here?
Tsuzuki

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Chickens selling fried chickens......where's the logic in that? I prefer OR myself...maybe I should go and pick up a combo set.
Enma, feeling hungry
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*feeling hyper* It's been long enough! I think Tatsumi should have calmed down by now! *bounces out of his hiding place and goes to look for something to eat*
Hey, look, a KFC!!
Tsuzuki the bouncy ball

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Meep. Tatsumi wants someone to vent on. *goes to find another hiding place because Tatsumi knows where he lives*
Tsuzuki-not-here

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*Watari who has decided to take the day off to avoid Tatsumi, Tsuzuki and the whole gang of shinigamis in that order pops his head into the office to retrieve some papers before sneaking home again ...*
My goodness, I wonder how long before the library will be restored ...
Watari who is trying to retrieve some papers before Tatsumi catches him 
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