|
|
 |
|
|
What is this?
A blog overrun with the fictional characters from Matsushita-sama's
Yami No Matsuei and the occasional Petshop of Horrors appearences.
The Players
Enma-Daiou
Da man. Da boss of everything.
Asato Tsuzuki
The happy-go-lucky star of the show. Beloved by everyone. And we mean
everyone.
Hisoka Kurosaki
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Ex-playmate of Muraki.
Yutaka Watari
The resident mad-scientist and advocate of genkiness. Can't draw to save
his life.
Seiichiro Tatsumi
The dept accountant/miser. Bad-a$$ dude when needs to be. Pimpin' shadow skills.
Hajime Terazuma
Misogynist and Fate had to pair him with a girl^^ Prone to blushing & nosebleeds.
Kazutaka Muraki
Resident evil villian. Enjoys fine dining, walks on the beach and a Tsuzuki in his arms.
Oriya Mibu
Muraki's best friend. Maybe even more that that... 0_0
The Earl
Invisible and extremely lecherous.... loves to huggle HIS Tsuzuki.
Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from Bookworld [long story]. Somehow she got roped
into this mess.
From the Petshop
Count D
The alluring, mysterious adrogynous being that runs the shop.
Leon Orcot
A brash cop hot on D's trail. Is it business or pleasure he's seeking?
Tetsu
One of D's pets. A tiger, a goat and a temper rolled up into one.
Available spots
Wakaba
Konoe-kachou
Gushoushin
Saya n Yuma
**not accepting new admissions as of yet
Why is the Petshop brought into this?
Look here. Nuff said.
ARCHIVES: here
Bloggie Links
CCSakura
Gravitation
acidSPIT
An Assassin's Life
Echoes from the Void
Insomniac Overdrive
Part-time Pimp
Random Pie
Tenshi20xx
YnM blog
Thanks to this site and this site for the thumbs^^
BLOGGER is amused.
Back
|
|
 |
|
 |
|
|
[If that Count is here...surely Muraki must be close as well...oh what the hell. It's not like he can rape me in broad daylight in a public place..]
Tsuzuki calm down...you're making a scene.
Hisoka is kind of hungry too so orders 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*glares at D* What do you mean? *a bit too loudly* Of COURSE you're not making me nervous!
*turns to Hisoka* Sit me next to Terazuma and the whole place will get blown to bits .... but I don't know if I want to sit next to Tatsumi either .... ^^;;
Can't I sit in between you and Watari?
Tsuzukki, caught between a rock and a hard place
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Xie xie, Mr. Watari. ^_^ The Doctor told me this was the perfect place to buy Japanese pastries for our brunch.
Why, you do look nervous, Mr. Tsuzuki... I hope it doesn't have anything to do with me... *smiles innocently*
D is always nice 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Honto ne? I'm not doing anything right now am I Hisoka-chan?
*Grins VERY innocently ... notices D and waves to him* Hi hi Count ... come join us ...
Watari, duh as usual 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*drops food* It's the China Doll Guy again! And no, I do NOT frequent the same places as Muraki-ecchi!
Tsuzuki insulted

|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Watari...don't do anything foolish. You know Tatsumi will cut your pay even more severely...
*notices D's entrance into the restaurant*
Ah! It's that man who was with Muraki! What was his name...Count D?
Surprise Surprise! 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*looks at back door suspiciously* You sure Oriya is ok? *there are also some very nice smells coming from the kitchen*
......... I suppose it's ok! After all, Hisoka and Watari are here to help me out!
Tsuzuki - food before safety (and virginity ^^;;)

|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*walks into the restaurant, catching everyone's admired/surprised looks of course. How often do you see a breathing China Doll at a Japanese restaurant?*
Hmm... I wonder if this is the place Kazutaka pointed out... Finding the right street here at Tokyou is oh, so difficult... Or perhaps I am all too used to never going out of LA's Chinatown... *sigh*
*notices Tsuzuki-tachi* Oh, but if it isn't the merry shinimagi group we got here... I did not know you frequented Doctor Kazutaka's same bistros.
D, slightly amused by the coincidence 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*Watari gets an evil thought ...*
Tsuzuki-san ... shall we pay back you know who for you-know-what ... heh heh ...
Watari, wink-wink 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Nah. He's busy in the back cooking and stuff. I was at a loose end so I started drawing up the sitting plan for the tea party. And don't worry, Oriya is actually decent for being Muraki's friend. And he doesn't like men being seduced by Muraki in his presence...so I doubt the food drugged.
*breaks out a large piece of paper and pen*
So...do you think I should place Tatsumi beside Terazuma or Tsuzuki?
Hisoka's takes his responsibilties seriously? 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Huh ... but Mibu-san is a nice guy ... he so good at cooking ... I'm taking my chances
*Continues eating very happily*
Watari is really enjoying the food 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*freezes* Mibu-san? The guy who gave us nice saba? His friend ..... MURAKI?????
*starts to freak* AAAH!! What if Muraki turns up? What if Oriya is helping Muraki-ecchi in his hentai plots?? The food's probably drugged!! WAH!!
Tsuzuki freaked

|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Get off of me, you silly puppy!
*pats the wrinkles off his shirt*
You know...Oriya. As in Muraki's best friend?
Hisoka is a glomp magnet 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
You mean Mister Cook? Mibu-san? Yeah ... is he in today ... I want to ask him to teach me how to cook ... he's such a nice man unlike his stupid friend ...
Watari is keen to learn cooking from Mibu 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Hisoka!! *glomp* Where have you been? *suddenly realises what Hisoka said*
........... Oriya's restaurant? *thinks* Now why does that name sound so familiar ........
Tsuzuki has a really bad memory sometimes ...

|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Want to share the raspberry and cranberry pie ... woo ... look, crepes ... let's order more ...
Oh hi Hisoka-chan ... wanna join us?
Watari is ordering almost everything on the menu 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*Hisoka walks in on Tsuzuki and Watari ordering*
What are you guys doing here in Oriya's restuarant? Shouldn't you be working?
Hisoka is helping Oriya prepare for the party 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*looks at menu and have dreamy shiny eyes* I can't decide ...... it all looks so good!! Uhh .... I'll have the chocolate mudcake, the strawberry creamcake, the big iced-chocolate, the sugar-glazed fruit salad, the meringues, pancakes with syrup .... that'll do for starters.
Tsuzuki really IS hungry

|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*Scans menu when seated*
Okay ... let's see, I'll have the chocolate sunrise cake, the fish and chips, the chicken steak ... what do you want Tsuzuki-san, everything looks great ne?
Hands menu to Tsuzuki ... woah, everything is above 2000 yen here! 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Of COURSE we need to check it out!! And who cares if it's expensive? We have *drum roll* THE CREDIT CARD!!
Tsuzuki is easy to please

|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Here we are ... this restuarant looks really good ... but we need to check it out to make sure it's a good place ... right Tsuzuki-san?
Watari is excited 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
And so Watari and Tsuzuki scamper to a really cool restuarant in Tokyo ... it looks really expensive ...
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*sweatdrops and decides not to say anything about how even Picasso's cubism made people look like people*
Snack? *lights up* Ok!! *looks at credit card* Wait a sec, isn't that .......... *grins slowly* Yes, Watari, why DON'T we go eat something?
Tsuzuki + food = very happy

|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Yeah ... good isn't it ... say, wanna go for a snack? Look what I found ...
*Holds out a department credit card* I found it by accident.
After all, someone hasn't been very nice to either of us lately ... what say we go eat to cheer ourselves up?
Whose card is it? 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Arigato, Watari!!! *flops on face* AND I FINISHED THE REPORT!!! Tatsumi had better be happy - I nearly SUFFOCATED because of him!!
*looks at picture* THIS is supposed to be ME?!?!?! *bug eyed*
Tsuzuki, alive and kicking!

|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Here you go Tsuzuki-san *shows him the picture*
... this is my best picture of you yet
Watari are you serious? 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
WA~AH!!! *starts going blobby* I~~~'m beeee~eee~eing pu~uuuu~ullllll~lled~~!!!
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*Watari begins digging thru the papers when he realises it's too difficult ... taking one piece of paper, he draws Tsuzuki (badly of course) and proceeds to try to pull his friend out of this mess - literally*
Okay, it doesn't look too good ... but if I concentrate ... I should be able to get him out this way ...
Concentrate Watari .. 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*whimper* Watari? Is that you? HELP ME!!
Still no image
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Tsuzuki-san?
Watari tries to rescue his friend 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
Where is Count D?????????
He's been gone for three days and only returned once to change clothes! If he doesn't come feed the pets sometime they're gonna start breaking out their cages and eat half of Chinatown's population. That's just bad for business. If his Grandfather was still managing things 'round here this wouldn't have happened!
The petshop, pissed 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*sound of panicked crying emanates from the pile of paper*
Still no image
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
*Watari notices the huge amount of paper and yells* hey anyone there ... why is there so much paper ... I can't get into the office!
Watari who is still stuck at work 
|
|
 |
 |
|
|
In the middle of Meifu sits an office. Inside the office there is - wait a second, you can't see inside the office because it's full of paper. And we mean spilling-out-the-door-and-windows full of paper.
*muffled pitiful whimper* Can someone please help get me out of here?
No image, because you can't see past the paper
|
|
 |
|