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What is this?
A blog overrun with the fictional characters from Matsushita-sama's
Yami No Matsuei and the occasional Petshop of Horrors appearences.
The Players
Enma-Daiou
Da man. Da boss of everything.
Asato Tsuzuki
The happy-go-lucky star of the show. Beloved by everyone. And we mean
everyone.
Hisoka Kurosaki
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Ex-playmate of Muraki.
Yutaka Watari
The resident mad-scientist and advocate of genkiness. Can't draw to save
his life.
Seiichiro Tatsumi
The dept accountant/miser. Bad-a$$ dude when needs to be. Pimpin' shadow skills.
Hajime Terazuma
Misogynist and Fate had to pair him with a girl^^ Prone to blushing & nosebleeds.
Kazutaka Muraki
Resident evil villian. Enjoys fine dining, walks on the beach and a Tsuzuki in his arms.
Oriya Mibu
Muraki's best friend. Maybe even more that that... 0_0
The Earl
Invisible and extremely lecherous.... loves to huggle HIS Tsuzuki.
Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from Bookworld [long story]. Somehow she got roped
into this mess.
From the Petshop
Count D
The alluring, mysterious adrogynous being that runs the shop.
Leon Orcot
A brash cop hot on D's trail. Is it business or pleasure he's seeking?
Tetsu
One of D's pets. A tiger, a goat and a temper rolled up into one.
Available spots
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**not accepting new admissions as of yet
Why is the Petshop brought into this?
Look here. Nuff said.
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Oh! No, I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about the Earl *twitch twitch* The Earl is a horny guy who kinda hits on me constantly .... doesn't help that I owe him a lot of uh, favors ... *sweatdrop*
Tsuzuki doesn't like to talk about the Earl either ...
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*To Tsu* Watari-san left, but I think he had a lightbulb on his head before he left... saying something about 'secret' plans... I'm worried, did he say something about Tatsumi-san? What about Leon? Stars? What stars? *Turns and spots another different type of cake she hasn't tried* {for a poor girl from the country she sure knows good stuff when she sees it!}
*Looks at D in worry* He didn't try to cook did he? That really isn't much of a compensation... [I guess it's the thought that counts]
*Turns back to Tsu* Hentai? What does hentai mean?
Ruka, ever oblivious! 
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Just when you mentioned you wouldn't want to sit beside me (for no reason I can point out). Or were you talking about Doctor Kazutaka? You do tend to speak really horribly about him...
D, offended still 
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Ruka, I know the Earl has some preferences in the sitting plan but he gave the job to me so I'll handle it ok? Don't worry about it. [and besides...I know all about that hentai floating mask's plan to get Tsuzuki near him...]
*looks at D* I don't know about hentai but Watari can take lessons on being feminine from you.
Hisoka is slightly annoyed at D for his condescending attitude to Ruka and himself 
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Me? When did I call you a hentai?
Tsuzuki bad memory again ...
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*a bit annoyed Ruka is not detecting any of the daggers he is glaring at her for being so clueless* Dear, the cheongsam was a shame, but I can assure Mr. Detective give me a very generous compensation for it... *smirks*
Now sir... May I ask you one good reason why you are calling me a hentai? *glares at Tsuzuki*
Do you see the invissible tiara floating over D's regal head? 
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*blinks* Where did Watari go?
And wait a sec .... Ruka, why do you have stars in your eyes whenever this Leon gets mentioned?
Tsuzuki blinks
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Ma, Tenshi-sama... Hakushaku-sama ordered Steward to arrange it so you would sit with me... [and him, better not say that Steward ordered me to come here to make arrangements with Hisoka about Tsuzuki-san sitting near the earl!]
Ruka, one smart lil' cookie 
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See ya Watari.
You are all so demanding! *retrieves the sitting plan from Ruka* I'll think on it ok?
And Count D? I am not a boy. My name is Hisoka.
Hisoka hopes Watari doesn't do anything foolish 
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Hee hee ... oh sorry Miss Ruka, thank you ...
*Watari decides ... gotta rush back to his lab ... flash of inspiration*
Gotta go guys ... see ya .... *zooms off*
Watari is up to something 
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Wounded? Leon was wounded *worried, admiration...romantic sigh escapes her lips*? And in the line of duty no doubt... *finally turns back to D* That was what a good friend would've done. I would've done the same, but... that poor ruined cheongsam...*looks to D's (yet again) lovely outfit*
Ruka, ever the romantic 
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I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO THE COUNT!! *funmes* I'd rather sit next to Tatsumi if that hentai's a choice of seatmate!!
Eh? Watari, you look as if a light bulb hit your head.
Tsuzuki vehement
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It's ok Watari-san, Tatsumi-san's not that bad... wait til you meet Steward... *grumbles about meaness taking on a new meaning!*
Ruka, ever sweet & lovely, a vision of a lady 
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Oh, I am extremely curious to know about what other details of our very close and intimate relationship Mr. Orcot told you about, madam. *snickers*
Did he tell you about that particular time when he got shot right in front of the petshop and I had to take him to my bedroom, taking off my cheongsam and use as a bandage it to stop his wounds from bleeding...?
And I assure you, my boy: the petshop works in absolutely perfect order. The customers themselves seem to be careless, and we cannot be responsible for their bad handle of the pets we sell, now can we?
D in evil dragon lady mood 
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Watari ponders on this ... a brilliant spark lights in his mischievious eyes ...
Watari has a good idea 
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Hisoka-kun, couldn't you seat me between Leon and Tatsumi-san? [They're both soooo nice to me, unlike some ppl] And you could have Tenshi-sama facing me instead which would take care of the problem? with Terazuma-san? [That also suits Hakushaku-sama, since he wanted Tsuzuki-chan and me to be seated near him...]
I wonder if there's anything good to drink... *look avidly at menu*
*Looks up at sound of Leon's name* Leon's advances? *Ruka doesn't understand, looks from Tenshi-sama to Watari-san and Hisoka for explaination*
Ruka, back to the menu
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*munches on more cake*
It's ok Watari. I'm sure Tatsumi will get his just desserts someday...you know...karma.
*listens to D and Ruka's conversation*
Petshop? In Chinatown? Hmm...I think I heard of it. We had several reports of mysterious deaths connected to that shop. You're not making more work for the Shinigami Division, are you Count D?
Hisoka is on the case!
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What this about Leon? *finally paying attention to the conversation after finishing the strawberry cream cake*
He always says he can take care of himself...
Ahhh, you must be that guy from the Petshop he goes to often... he said you make lovely green tea! *Hoping this might get her some tea!*
Ruka, really observant
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Sure why not. *accepts the cake from Tsuzuki* Are you ok now Watari?
Ok...after all, this sitting plan is not final. Then how about this? *the paper has the Earl at the head of the table with Ruka, Leon, Watari, Tsuzuki, Hisoka, and the two Gushoushin on the righthand side. On the left side is the Steward, Tatsumi, Oriya, Terazuma, Wakaba, Saya, and Yuma* The only bad thing I can see here is that Terazuma and Tsuzuki are facing each other...but I placed Wakaba right beside Terazuma so it should be ok...what do you think?
Hisoka is a perfectionist
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*grins and reaches for Tsuzuki's hands conspirationally* Let us just say Mr. Detective would want things to work so fast he would probably shock the poor girl with his savage advances. Believe me, I know from experience.... *niko*
D is evil
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Her own good? *looks protectively at Ruka* What would this Mr. Detective do to her? *narrowed eyes*
Tsuzuki has a little sister complex, you could say .....
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Hisoka-kun, the plans are good... but could you make it so I don't sit next to the Steward? *after a pause with puppy-eyes* Oh yeah, Leon's coming too so you better arrange for a seat for him! ^^
Ruka, ever the generous one! 
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The thing is, young man... I will not encourage anything between this girl and Mr. Detective for her own good. She is far too childish and he needs someone who can take good care of him and keep him in line at the same time.
*sing song voice* I-just-don't-see-it-working...
D the drama queen 
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Bye bye, Tatsumi-sama! Thank you for the Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeki!!! *squeals in delight... burying herself in strawberries and cream!*
Ruka, quite occupied
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Tatsumi is leaving? *not sure whether to feel relieved or disappointed*
Bye Tatsumi! Want some cake, Hisoka?
Tsuzuki happy!
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*Finally faces the Count* Oh my, aren't you beautiful!!! *squeals, fan-girl-like* How do you get your hair to be soooo silky soft...?
Leon? *Innocent of the ways of men as always* What do you mean? He was so nice, he even (attempted to) make some cake for me ^^
*Turns back to cake* Tatsumi-sama {I guess 'sama' is a habit?}, this is lovely! You're not at all like how Tsuzuki-san described.
Ruka, cheerfully browsing Hisoka's sitting plans
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*munching on crepe*
I don't know Count...Leon and Ruka was getting along well the last time I saw them. *nods to Tatsumi* Gotcha. See ya later.
Hisoka needs to fatten up 
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*eating happily*
Tsuzuki Inuki
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Keeeeki? *turns to Tsuzuki* He's not like you described... he's nicer than Steward!
*Glomps Tatsumi, and gets cake*
Ruka, always nice
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Do excuse me if I am being a bit blunt madam, but are you not a bit too young to be interested in Mr. Leon Orcot? I do know the sort of women he is after... *thinks about Leon's place, walls covered by porn... and cringes* and you really do not fit that category.
a really possessive D
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KEEKI!!!!!! *takes cake in puppy paws, all smiles again* Nothing's wrong, Ruka, everything's A-OK now!!
As we've said, Tsuzuki is easy to please
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Really, Ruka-san. You need not fear me. Want some cake? *offers it to Ruka and Tsu* Tatsumi 
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Meep ...
Watari is squashed 
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*falls over* R-Ruka? *smiles again* Hello! How have you been? No, that's not the Steward, he's um, the Steward's .... uh, let's just say that he looks exactly like the Steward except without the long hair and is SCARY!
Tsuzuki glad to have change of subject
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*looks a little annoyed*
Oh so you left me disoriented, drugged, and crushed beneath cement rubble and now you want me to help you? I think not.
Hisoka is grumpy again. Maybe Muraki's drug has worn off? 
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*Oblivious to everything except...*
Tenshi-sama! *glomps Tsuzuki*
Steward!?!?!? *SHOCK! Starts to hide behind D and Tsuzuki, happens to glimpse the menu in D's hand* wow, strawberry cream keeeeki!!!!!!!!
Ruka has no fear!
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Watari is the only person to have died twice in the same lifecycle ...
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*suddenly realises the report is left in the office which is FULL of paper*
WA~AH!! How am I going to find the report?? *pops puppy and starts crying* I'm in trouble again! Hisokaaaaaaaaa, help me!!
Tsuzuki is not doing well
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Oh hey Ruka. Where is Leon? Wasn't he with you? And oh yeah, *hands Ruka the sitting plan* I am almost done for the Earl's party, What do you think?
And yeah he is telling the truth. Watari had to draw him and pull him out of the pile of paper.
Hisoka, ever so helpful 
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*notices Ruka and delicately frowns* Now, look who is here of all people....
D is up for another jealousy ride
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*Ruka pops in* Ohayo?
*Spots the crowd* Wow, this place really is packed! [Maybe I'm spending too much time with Leon, I think I'm beginning to sound like him ^^;;;]
Ruka, slightly disturbed by that thought
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*Hisoka watches Tatsumi*
Don't be so obvious you guys. This IS a public place.
Hisoka feels a little jealous 
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*looks at feet* No .... actually I stayed up all night doing the report for you, and did so many drafts I got buried under all of it ...
Tsuzuki feeling very small
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*grins femininely* Look at how he takes loving care of you, Mr. Tsuzuki... I doubt you need to worry about your personal safety.
Matchmaker D 
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Lovesick nut ... oops *covers mouth but it's too late*.
Watari is getting himself into deep, deep trouble 
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Y-yeah! We just FOUND it!! It's YOUR fault for --- wait a sec.
*looks up at Tatsumi* You're not blaming me?
Tsuzuki is confused
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I can pay for the dishes if you want to. Like that you will not need to affect anyone's payment (or life, no less), Mr. Accountant...
D, ever the generous soul 
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*Hisoka watches the ensuing chaos between Tatsumi, Watari, and Tsuzuki*
[Why does it always end up like this?] *sighs* [I miss Oriya...he's always calm...]
Tatsumi san, stop squishing Watari. I'll pay for it if you want. *turns to D* Order as much as you want. I may be dead but I'm still rich.
Hisoka is a sugar daddy
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*realises he can't run since there's a China Doll between him and safety*
........ Meep.
*turns desperately to Tatsumi* I can explain! Really!!
Tsuzuki needs help!
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Count ... help ...
Watari is in trouble 
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Fine, since you are inviting me to join your table how can I refuse? *takes a sit besides Tsuzuki of all people* Let it be a quick snack, since I have to return to Kazutaka with breakfast.
*looks at the desserts menu* My, so many dishes to choose from... Ah, Mr. Accountant is also here? Good! ^_^ And you will be inviting everyone on your credit card? My, that is what I call generosity!
A happy about-to-have-sweets D
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T-T-Tatsumi?!?! *turns puppy and runs to hide*
Tsuzuki is in trouble again!
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Watari takes a good hard look at the credit card he found and realises it reads "TATSUMI SEIICHIRO" ... oh oh ...
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All right! All right! You can sit between me and Watari. *scribbles on the paper* I didn't realize making this seating plan would be so difficult...too many friction among the guests.
*notices Tatsumi* Uh oh.
Hisoka should be making two extra seats for the party crashers...
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