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Hmm, never knew the chickens were so revengeful ... oh well ... *digs into KFC combo* ... this is entertaining, like "Days of Our Lives" or one of those soap operas ...
Enma daiou
And so another day ends in the Meifu, what will happen tomorrow? What evil plans do the chickens have? Is Tsuzuki going to succeed in "taming" Tatsumi? Will Watari finish that formula in time? Has the Count found his hot blooded detective?
Love, intrigue, vengence and "murder" ... all this and more, in your next episode of Days of Our Deaths, an Enma Daiou production(TM) ... infringe my copyrights and die!!!
Older brother - Hee hee ... sweet revenge ... remember that time Tatsumi dragged us away from our chance at a new life and new job ... darn I liked that KFC job!
Younger brother - But are we going too far onnichan? That job did make our feathers oily ...
Older brother - No no, it's time someone taught Tatsumi a lesson. Anyway, Tsuzuki-san will be in charge of "cheering" him up ... and I think Watari-san is mixing some special potion to make Tatsumi show his true colors ... Grr ... my KFC benefits ...
Younger brother - Oh yes, the benefits ... okay then, it's sweet revenge ...
*Chickens rub their wings evilly*
Never fight for KFC with a Gushoshin
The chickens are accusing me of chickening out ....
Hmpf. Alright. I'll go after him and make this all better!!! *insert fist in air against rising sun and crashing waves picture of determination*
Laterz, then! Wish me luck!!
Must.Find.Tatsumi. *stops* Ano .... what if he kills me?? Waaah ...
Tsuzuki off on his quest for Tatsumi ... which translates to Not Good Idea
*Gushoshin watch Watari scuttle off*
Tsuzuki-san, go after Tatsumi now ... it's part 2 ... don't tell me you are chickening out now!
Ooh, the masterminds of emotional blackmail at work
You got bruises? *pulls down shirt a little to show where he's all black and blue* I got bruises trying to save you! >.< And yes, I remember the Agony Aunt column, but I don't like breaking hearts .... *hangs head*
GUILT
He'll be back. This is the time to get back at him, remember that Agony Aunt column says you have to break his heart and then mend it to make him nicer to you in the future ... besides, look at all these bruises I put up with coz of you.
Anyway I am sure he'll enjoy you being nice to him ... I've got to go into hiding now as agreed until the tea party. Ja.
Agony Aunt column?
But Tatsumi isn't here anymore. What if he doesn't come back?
*long angsty sigh* Where's Hisoka when I need him?
Tsuzuki guilt trip getting longer
Don't worry about him ... part 2 now ... you can be really nice to Tatsumi and drive him on a major guilt trip!
Watari feels slightly bad
*not laughing, staring at Absent!Tatsumi*
I'm feeling very bad now .....
Tsuzuki
Well, we are proceeding according to plan right?
Tsuzuki-san, think of all the times he has been mean to us!
Gushoshin are part of this?
*As if as on cue, Watari revives.*
How's that Tsuzuki, it turns out while fiddling with the truth potion, I made one that fakes death ...
Don't worry, he'll be okay ... just pissed ... haha haha ...
Watari is an evil scientist!
*freezes at suddenly Absent!Tatsumi*
Ano .... Watari ... *pokes friend's 'lifeless' body with his foot* do you think we went too far?
*wind woosh*
ACK!! *grabs head in hands* What have I done to Tatsumi?!?!
Tsuzuki guilt trip ^^;;
Ah, I see.....you do hate me Tsuzuki-san.
*leaves Shokan, sealing his tears in his soul*
Tatsumi is gone
This isn't funny anymore.
*Glares at Tatsumi*
Gushoshin
*glares at Tatsumi* Ok, Tatsumi, I really don't want to do this .... but I'm going to bash you up now -_-;; I don't want to, but you killed Watari, and ..... oh man, someone help me.
time for Tsuzuki angst
AAAAAAAAAh! A shinigami actually died under Tatsumi's iron fist of rule! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What will happen to us chickens???
Gushoushin, panicking
WATARI IS DEAD AND TATSUMI KILLED HIM!!! HATE TATSUMI NOW!!
Tsuzuki being the drama queen ^^;;
More screeching and fainting by Watari supporters ...
Eeeh? Is Watari-kun really dead?
Konoe is puzzled
Ooh ohh ... is it true?
Enma daiou acting responsible for once?
Tatsumi is mean mean mean mean mean *bashing on Tatsumi's chest still crying* mean mean mean mean mean and ow this is tiring so I'm going to collapse on the ground to my knees *dramatic angsty music insert* and keep crying.
Tsuzuki should be on stage
*still on a MAJOR GUILT TRIP here*
Tatsumi is HURT
Really .... killed .... Watari???
*Tsuzuki begins to shake Watari, pull Watari's hair, throw ice-water on his face, blow a trumpet, all to no avail*
Watari ... is dead ... *tears streaming down face like a fountain* TATSUMI NO BAKA!!!
Tsuzuki
Tsuzuki-san.......*and thus begins Tatsumi's sad melancholy on his past with Tsuzuki and how Tsuzuki must hate him, his guilt for rejecting Tsuzuki bla bla bla bla....I would love to go on but we are restricted on time here*
Tatsumi
*Gushoshin are freaked out. Checks on Watari.*
Guys, I think Tatsumi has really killed Watari ... as in "game over"?
What? Blondie really died?
*stops crying* So Watari's not dead? Er, I mean, he's not dead dead? *scratches head* Dead dead? Where did that come from? Uh, you know what I mean ...
BUT TATSUMI IS STILL MEAN AND EVIL!!!
Tsuzuki is confused ....
I do not see how can he be dead when he is already dead, Tsuzuki-san. *pushes up his glasses* Ah, well....
Tatsumi
ACK!! WATARIIII~III!! *shakes his blonde friend's lifeless body*
*sniffles* Tatsumi, look what you've DONE!!! WAAA~AH!! *starts crying all over Tatsumi's Versace suit*
Tsuzuki must mourn!!
*Insert clip of screaming Tatsumi x Tsuzuki fans, shaking of heads by Tsuzuki x Hisoka fans and fainting of Watari fans*
Tatsumi takes out his hanky and starts wiping Tsuzuki's forehead.....*insert the fangirlish aaaaw here*
sigh....What will I ever do with you, Tsuzuki-san?
Tatsumi
Just then, the bleeding Watari really dies?
TV: And the winner of this evening's SHINIGAMI DEATHMATCH is Tatsumi Seiichirou!!
Damn. Last time I'm betting on Tsuzuki ....
Enma likes betting games
Still no response from the nearly lifeless Watari who is still being kicked and bashed ... XP
*wonders if it'll be worth calling up Byakko or Touda to get Tatsumi back for him, but seeing as he is a nice Shinigami and Tatsumi can make his life hell, decides not to*
Flattened and hurting Tsuzuki
I think Tatsumi-san is going to kill Watari-san at this rate?
Gushoshin panic
Tsuzuki-san, why must you rush into things like that? You always are impulsive as ever.... not minding your own safety like that. Those things always have made me worry about you.
Aaw, Tatsumi is gushy
Watari doesn't answer, he's in a much worse shape than Tsuzuki ...
Flatten and battered Watari
SHUT.UP.
*continues to bash up Watari*
Tatsumi
*The Gushoshin just shake their heads at the latest incident of Watari abuse.*
Here we go again ...
Gushoshin
Itaiiiii~iii *swirly eyes as lies stariing up at ceiling*
Tsuzuki the pancake
Tsuzuki-san, are you okay?
Tatsumi-san look what you did!
Watari, the abused child of the family?
Tsuzuki-san! *immediately stops the bashing*
Are you alright? Did my shadows hurt you?
Tatsumi
*tries to save Watari from being bashed and gets accidently bashed up by Tatsumi in the process*
Tsuzuki is always getting himself into trouble -_-;;
*Sigh* he treats us like bratty children when he's the biggest bully ... *cries pitifully*
Are things degenerating to name calling already?
SHUT.UP.PLEASE.
*as expected Watari gets bashed up again while Tatsumi laughs in the background*
Tatsumi
Trouble? We don't make trouble, do we, Watari. It's only trouble because YOU believe it's trouble, Tatsumi!!
Tsuzuki who isn't making sense
Uhm don't worry Tsuzuki-san, I ate some right ...
Tie us up? That's not fair, we're not your slaves!!! And we didn't do anything. *sticks out tongue at Tatsumi*
White lies ... by Watari
*sighs in exasperation* I leave you two alone for one minute and already you managed to jeapordize the department. *anger rising* Why can't you two just stay out of trouble? Maybe I should I tie you both up when I leave Meifu?
Tatsumi is pissed
What's wrong with me cooking?? I only wanted to make everyone a 'Welcome Back' dinner!! But no, no one ate any, because that cross-dressing Count kept making bad remarks about my cooking *sniffles*
*hiding behind Watari*
*Poor Watari braces himself for another few bruises, or maybe lots of them ...*
Tsuzuki-san I'm here ... konbawa Mr Accountant Tatsumi Seiichirou, no one was hurt ... I think (does Tsuzuki's heart being broken by D count?)
Watari is pretty cold today
Tsuzuki-san, you have been cooking again, haven't you? Please tell me that no one actually took a bite of your cooking.....
*thinks of the lawsuits that Shokan might receive and shivers*
*sees Watari* WA.TA.RI. ~SAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
Tatsumi
*head jerks up at sound of scary voice* Uh oh ....
*frantic flailing* Whatever you're mad about, Tatsumi, I didn't do it!! AHH! Watari, save meeeeee!!
*eep*
*Watari who is taking a walk in the Meifu grounds ... when he spots his friends, actually his friend and his worst nightmare.*
Should I go up or should I run?
Watari who is in a daze
Tatsumi is busy thinking on how to cut even further costs in Meifu since Tsuzuki might have poisoned all the workers. But, he spots a familiar snivelling Tsuzuki-inu in a corner.
Tsuzuki-saaaaaaaaaaan! Matte kudasai!!
Tatsumi
That Count is even meaner to me than Tatsumi .... *sniffles* where's Watari to cheer me up and make me laugh when I need him? Plus I need money to buy food ...
Tsuzuki feeling sorry for himself
Konoe-kachou, has Tsuzuki-san been cooking again? Oh dear, I do hope he hasn't poisoned anyone yet. We are already understaffed as it is...plus, I do wonder how come that his food is one of the few things that can even harm a shinigami....Tatsumi is worried
Awright~! Now we're cooking! *starts setting up the camcorder and the auxillary tapes and power supply*
It'll be a hot time in the Meifu tonite....
Enma DA man
*sniffles*
Tsuzuki hiding from mean people
A familiar brown-suited shinigami enters the Shokan.
*sigh*...Another dull case done. Now it's time for paperwork. *smiles to himself that he's able to enjoy a quiet evening at the office*
*smells a familiar scent*
Masaka.....Tsuzuki-san's cooking???
Tatsumi
Sigh, finally the Meifu is restored but where have all my employees gone?
Hmm ... Tatsumi is handling a case at the 9th division, Hisoka has gone to check out the security at the 5th ... sigh, it's so quiet except I thought I heard Tsuzuki crying last nite as he raided the pantry?
Konoe is not happy Tsuzuki ate all the cakes in the pantry
*Hours later, in an underground bomb shelter, hidden in a dark corner of the library ...*
Is it safe to come out yet? Has the chemical waste Tsuzuki-san calls food been cleared?
Gushoshin are apprehensive
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