*Pokes her head in* Anoooo...
Is anyone here?
(This is no fun! I never seem to be here when everyone is ^^;;; Let me see, I wonder if Leon is free today to take me out to lunch!)
*Skipping off to the Real World*
Right then!! Tell me when you find him, cause people just don't disappear like that unless you happen to open a magical book ^^;;
Tatsumi~i, where are you~u? *sulks* when I WANT to find him he isn't around. When I don't want him to find me he finds me. Now I want him to find me and I can't. *sad face* Guilt is not an easy burden to carry ...
Tsuzuki off on his Find-Tatsumi quest again
Ok. And when I find Watari, I am going to do unspeakable things to him. *gets an evil glint in his eyes*
Hisoka runs off hot on Watari's tracks
Watari just disappeared!! Where did he go? He disappeared into thin air!! Now we have to fnd him AND Tatsumi!!
Alright, Hisoka, here's what we'll do. You go run after Watari. I'll go hunt down Tatsumi. Ne?
Worried
Well I guess so. Hmm...I don't feel so funny anymore. I no longer feel the urge to blab my deepest darkest secrets. *looks suspiciously at the glass that Watari left behind* Why that jerk!! He drugged me!!
Hisoka is mucho angry
Outside the lab, "Watari" teleports into Enma Daiou's private chambers. He pulls off his disguise and we see ... Enma Daiou. It turns out that the "Watari" that Tsuzuki and Hisoka had met this evening was actually Enma Daiou in disguise. Enma who was bored, wanted to tease Tsuzuki and Hisoka and thus ambushed the unsuspecting Watari and "took his place". All this while, the real Watari was tied up and gagged behind Enma's throne.
Thanks to my genius, the potion works Watari. Don't stare at me like that ... I did perfect your unstable potion afterall. Now you can use it on Tatsumi at the tea party ... it will be a box office hit that nite!
Enma needs counselling

*Enma unties Watari*
*Watari is too shocked for words ...*
My boss is a confirmed nut case and the department accountant is a pyscho
*goofier grin* Don't worry Hisoka, lots of other people like you too!! Tatsumi likes you, Watari likes you, Wakaba likes you, Konoe-Kacho likes you, the Gushoushin like you, and oh! don't forget that Yuma and Saya really like you too!!
Eh? Where did Watari go? Watari? WATARIIIII!!!!
Tsuzuki the cheerful
Hee hee ... I'm going to have to go to the other lab now, enjoy your heart to heart chat guys ... (this potion is really working wonders ...)
Byes. Oh, don't worry, the potion should wear out soon ... (I have to leave before they regain their self control and realisation of this conversation ... hee hee ...)
Watari the irresponsible runs off leaving Hisoka and Tsuzuki to clear up his mess
What is going on here ... and I thought Hisoka was doing some security work ... what's this about party preparations... the Earl should stop pulling my people to do his frivolous parties, we're understaffed as it is ... and what in the underworld is Watari up to?
And why the heck is Hisoka and Tsuzuki acting so weird?
How am I supposed to get any work done with such workers
What are you babbling you silly puppy! I never said I hated you right? Besides, well you are the first person to...well you know. ... Like me back.
Hisoka and his love confession!!!
Aww ... isn't this interesting ... what do you think viewers ...
Watari is amused
*still bawling into Watari's coat* Why do I have to choose? I can't choose! And I'm still feeling bad about telling Tatsumi that I hate him and I still have to find him and tell him how sorry I am and Hisoka is looking tired and making me worry and am I babbling yes I think I'm babbling but I can't STOP and I WANT TO FIND TATSUMI AND APOLOGISE DAMNIT!!
And Hisokaaaaaaaaaa, you like me?? *goofy grin* Awwriite!! I'm never going to believe you when you're mean to me now ^^ how can someone so pretty be mean?
loose(r) tongue ^^;;
Um what? *freaks out* Wha what...what are you talking about!!?? *feels kinda funny* Well I um...Tsuzuki is really annoying. He's childish! And he's also loyal, and kind, and compassionate, and really really hot...I MEAN loud! o_O;; I mean, he's my partner...*twiddles with thumbs* I guess I like him. *BLUSH*
Hisoka is all jumbled up
(Yes, now for more bizarre questions)
Hisoka, how do you feel about Tsuzuki-san here?
Watari the villian?
*takes the offered cup from Watari* Well I am a little thirtsy. *gulps the liquid down*
Hisoka goes glug glug glug
*about to cry* I don't know why Watari is askiing such silly questions but I HAVE to answer and I don't know what to answer!!! Why would I have to choose between Hisoka and Tatsumi? Can't I save both of them? I mean, I know Tatsumi is very good at takiing care of himself but what if something happens to him? What would I doooooo?? *grabs Watari's coat and starts bawling into it*
Who hopes he will never be in that situation
*Watari watches if Hisoka will drink*
Will he drink?
Just working too much. I am taking a break now though. *blushes* Why is Watari asking such a silly question?
Hisoka secretly missed Tsuzuki too
I'm not being mean ... Hisoka kun, here have a drink.
Watari wants to have another test specimen
*blinks as sees Hisoka*
HISOKAAAA!! *glomp* where have you been? Watari's being mean, making choose between you and Tatsumi and I don't know what to dooooooo!!
Tsuzuki is torn!!
*stumbles in* Ugh. I haven't slept for days...why are the picnic preparations taking so long? *Sees Tsuzuki and Watari* What's going on? I have been out of the loop for ages.
Hisoka collapses in a chair
Hee hee ...
Yes you have to consider that ... what else Tsuzuki ...
Watari is still trying to fish for juicy details
Tatsumi and Hisoka? Ano ..... *pained look* Do I really have to choose? Uh ........
*long thinking silence. Very long thinking silence. Very very long thinking silence*
Hisoka, I suppose. Tatsumi can cream people with his shadows so he has better chance of taking care of himself. Hisoka needs me to take care of him. At least, I sure hope Tatsumi can take care of himself ^^;;
Breaks his heart trying to choose!!
And if you had to chose between saving Tatsumi and Hisoka ... who will it be?
Tell me more
*eyes harden* Yes, if Tatsumi -- or Hisoka, or Watari, or Konoe, or Wakaba, or the Gushoushin or Terazu- wait, let me think on Terazuma *thinks* yes, Terazuma too -- were in trouble and I had to save them, then if I really had to kill, yes I would. But even then I won't like it -_-;; and it would depend on the kind of person threatening my friends.
Down into Tsuzuki's soul
Hmm, I see ... but if you had to save Tatsumi, would you kill?
Watari probes further
But I'm scared he won't like the cake -_-;;; I don't like it when he doesn't like what I make for him. It's painful. Why is it painful? Why do I hurt? Is it because I'm a bad person? I kill people. But I'm a shinigami. A god of Death. I'm supposed to kill people. If that's my duty, why do I feel so bad when I do my duty? Aren't I supposed to feel good once I've done something right?
Tsuzuki has started the angsting ...

Insert giggling by fangirls ...
*big smile* I'd get Hisoka to help me make him a big huge cake and write 'I'M SORRY TATSUMI!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!" in vanilla icing on top!!
he's being serious ^^;;
And how would you wish to make it up to him? What will you do?
Give us the juicy details
Right now? At this moment? *suddenly bursts into tears* I want to tell him that I'm sorry for saying that I hate him!!
Tsuzuki on guilt trip again
Yeap, what would you like to do to him now?
Tell us your deepest fantasies
*blinks slowly*
Tatsumi? How do I really feel about Tatsumi? *goofy grin*
my head feels light ...
*Pin drops*
PING.
*looks at watch, 1-2-3"
Tsuzuki-san, take a seat ... now tell us, how do you really feel about Tatsumi?
Ophrah W time ... here's Doctor Watari
*gulps down potion, too busy thinking about nice, moist, rich chocolate-and-banana-cake to listen to Watari*
glug glug glug ...
Drink it slowly, it'll take effect quite quickly. Uhm, did you find Tatsumi-san?
It'll work ... I am a genius
*goggle-eyed* Chocolate and Banana?? *pops puppy* Gimme that bottle!!
CAAAAAAAKE!
Yeap ... and I'll give you this *shoves chocolate and banana cake under Tsuzuki's nose*.
Come on, bite the bait
Haven't seen Hisoka yet *sighs* Where is he? I miss him ...
*looks at innocent little bottle as if it's a snake* You SURE it's a little dose? And you're SURE you have an antidote?
curiosity killed the cat ...
Oh hi Tsuzuki-san. Is Hisoka-chan back yet? I wonder if he wants to join us?
You're right, do you want to try it ... I will give you a very light dose and the antidote.
Yeah, the potion might work
*warily pokes head into laboratory* So ... have you tested it yet?
Tsuzuki knows very well what things Watari's potions can do ...
Yes, the formula is perfect ... what do you think 003?
Evil genius at work

*003 just flutters around nervously*
003, Watari's faithful pet seems to be afraid of his master tonite
*hears insane laughter echoing around Meifu and shudders*
Watari's up to something again .... hope he isn't going to go too far .... *resumes Tatsumi-hunting*
Must apologise, must apologise ...
*In the meanwhile, somewhere in the corner of the Meifu, insane laughter and a cry of "Yes, it's alive, it's alive ... nawh, it's not alive, it's perfect but I always wanted to say that." is heard.*
Hellooooo?? *pokes head into common room* has anyone seen Tatsumi?
Tsuzuki has been searching high and low the entire day without success
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