*Pokes her head in* Anoooo...

Is anyone here?

(This is no fun! I never seem to be here when everyone is ^^;;; Let me see, I wonder if Leon is free today to take me out to lunch!)


*Skipping off to the Real World*

Gomen ne, haven't been online for ages! 

Right then!! Tell me when you find him, cause people just don't disappear like that unless you happen to open a magical book ^^;;

Tatsumi~i, where are you~u? *sulks* when I WANT to find him he isn't around. When I don't want him to find me he finds me. Now I want him to find me and I can't. *sad face* Guilt is not an easy burden to carry ...

Tsuzuki off on his Find-Tatsumi quest again

that was fun - seeya next time! 

Ok. And when I find Watari, I am going to do unspeakable things to him. *gets an evil glint in his eyes*

Hisoka runs off hot on Watari's tracks

Gotta go now!! Ja ne!!  

Watari just disappeared!! Where did he go? He disappeared into thin air!! Now we have to fnd him AND Tatsumi!!

Alright, Hisoka, here's what we'll do. You go run after Watari. I'll go hunt down Tatsumi. Ne?

Worried

shall we wrap this up then? 

Well I guess so. Hmm...I don't feel so funny anymore. I no longer feel the urge to blab my deepest darkest secrets. *looks suspiciously at the glass that Watari left behind* Why that jerk!! He drugged me!!

Hisoka is mucho angry

Bye Watari!! I gotta go soon too though. ;_;  

Outside the lab, "Watari" teleports into Enma Daiou's private chambers. He pulls off his disguise and we see ... Enma Daiou. It turns out that the "Watari" that Tsuzuki and Hisoka had met this evening was actually Enma Daiou in disguise. Enma who was bored, wanted to tease Tsuzuki and Hisoka and thus ambushed the unsuspecting Watari and "took his place". All this while, the real Watari was tied up and gagged behind Enma's throne.

Thanks to my genius, the potion works Watari. Don't stare at me like that ... I did perfect your unstable potion afterall. Now you can use it on Tatsumi at the tea party ... it will be a box office hit that nite!

Enma needs counselling

waaaaah that was fun

*Enma unties Watari*

*Watari is too shocked for words ...*

My boss is a confirmed nut case and the department accountant is a pyscho

waaaaah save me!  I'm outta here! 

*goofier grin* Don't worry Hisoka, lots of other people like you too!! Tatsumi likes you, Watari likes you, Wakaba likes you, Konoe-Kacho likes you, the Gushoushin like you, and oh! don't forget that Yuma and Saya really like you too!!

Eh? Where did Watari go? Watari? WATARIIIII!!!!

Tsuzuki the cheerful

bye Watari! 

Hee hee ... I'm going to have to go to the other lab now, enjoy your heart to heart chat guys ... (this potion is really working wonders ...)

Byes. Oh, don't worry, the potion should wear out soon ... (I have to leave before they regain their self control and realisation of this conversation ... hee hee ...)

Watari the irresponsible runs off leaving Hisoka and Tsuzuki to clear up his mess

gotta go, really sleepy 

What is going on here ... and I thought Hisoka was doing some security work ... what's this about party preparations... the Earl should stop pulling my people to do his frivolous parties, we're understaffed as it is ... and what in the underworld is Watari up to?

And why the heck is Hisoka and Tsuzuki acting so weird?

How am I supposed to get any work done with such workers

grrr" 

What are you babbling you silly puppy! I never said I hated you right? Besides, well you are the first person to...well you know. ... Like me back.

Hisoka and his love confession!!!

Aww...Hisoka was so very lonely until Tsuzuki chan came. ;_;  

Aww ... isn't this interesting ... what do you think viewers ...

Watari is amused

my computer is so slow 

*still bawling into Watari's coat* Why do I have to choose? I can't choose! And I'm still feeling bad about telling Tatsumi that I hate him and I still have to find him and tell him how sorry I am and Hisoka is looking tired and making me worry and am I babbling yes I think I'm babbling but I can't STOP and I WANT TO FIND TATSUMI AND APOLOGISE DAMNIT!!

And Hisokaaaaaaaaaa, you like me?? *goofy grin* Awwriite!! I'm never going to believe you when you're mean to me now ^^ how can someone so pretty be mean?

loose(r) tongue ^^;;

waaaaah 

Um what? *freaks out* Wha what...what are you talking about!!?? *feels kinda funny* Well I um...Tsuzuki is really annoying. He's childish! And he's also loyal, and kind, and compassionate, and really really hot...I MEAN loud! o_O;; I mean, he's my partner...*twiddles with thumbs* I guess I like him. *BLUSH*

Hisoka is all jumbled up

Heh. Puberty  

(Yes, now for more bizarre questions)

Hisoka, how do you feel about Tsuzuki-san here?

Watari the villian?

you just drank a truth potion 

*takes the offered cup from Watari* Well I am a little thirtsy. *gulps the liquid down*

Hisoka goes glug glug glug

All right, I'm drinking!! ^^;;  

*about to cry* I don't know why Watari is askiing such silly questions but I HAVE to answer and I don't know what to answer!!! Why would I have to choose between Hisoka and Tatsumi? Can't I save both of them? I mean, I know Tatsumi is very good at takiing care of himself but what if something happens to him? What would I doooooo?? *grabs Watari's coat and starts bawling into it*

Who hopes he will never be in that situation

some time is better than no time, hisoka! 

*Watari watches if Hisoka will drink*

Will he drink?

drink damn it 

Just working too much. I am taking a break now though. *blushes* Why is Watari asking such a silly question?

Hisoka secretly missed Tsuzuki too

Nice to see you guys too. But I got work at 3 so I can't stay TOO long. Gomen ne.  

I'm not being mean ... Hisoka kun, here have a drink.

Watari wants to have another test specimen

hello 

*blinks as sees Hisoka*

HISOKAAAA!! *glomp* where have you been? Watari's being mean, making choose between you and Tatsumi and I don't know what to dooooooo!!

Tsuzuki is torn!!

now we're gettiing going - great to see ya hisoka!! 

*stumbles in* Ugh. I haven't slept for days...why are the picnic preparations taking so long? *Sees Tsuzuki and Watari* What's going on? I have been out of the loop for ages.

Hisoka collapses in a chair

Tired nyo  

Hee hee ...

Yes you have to consider that ... what else Tsuzuki ...

Watari is still trying to fish for juicy details

ain't I evil 

Tatsumi and Hisoka? Ano ..... *pained look* Do I really have to choose? Uh ........

*long thinking silence. Very long thinking silence. Very very long thinking silence*

Hisoka, I suppose. Tatsumi can cream people with his shadows so he has better chance of taking care of himself. Hisoka needs me to take care of him. At least, I sure hope Tatsumi can take care of himself ^^;;

Breaks his heart trying to choose!!

watari is nosy >P 

And if you had to chose between saving Tatsumi and Hisoka ... who will it be?

Tell me more

hee hee 

*eyes harden* Yes, if Tatsumi -- or Hisoka, or Watari, or Konoe, or Wakaba, or the Gushoushin or Terazu- wait, let me think on Terazuma *thinks* yes, Terazuma too -- were in trouble and I had to save them, then if I really had to kill, yes I would. But even then I won't like it -_-;; and it would depend on the kind of person threatening my friends.

Down into Tsuzuki's soul

oooh, isn't this touching ^^ 

Hmm, I see ... but if you had to save Tatsumi, would you kill?

Watari probes further

sorry 

But I'm scared he won't like the cake -_-;;; I don't like it when he doesn't like what I make for him. It's painful. Why is it painful? Why do I hurt? Is it because I'm a bad person? I kill people. But I'm a shinigami. A god of Death. I'm supposed to kill people. If that's my duty, why do I feel so bad when I do my duty? Aren't I supposed to feel good once I've done something right?

Tsuzuki has started the angsting ...

ano ... u there?
 


Insert giggling by fangirls ... 

*big smile* I'd get Hisoka to help me make him a big huge cake and write 'I'M SORRY TATSUMI!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!" in vanilla icing on top!!

he's being serious ^^;;

cook something special for tatsumi! 

And how would you wish to make it up to him? What will you do?

Give us the juicy details

what are your desires? 

Right now? At this moment? *suddenly bursts into tears* I want to tell him that I'm sorry for saying that I hate him!!

Tsuzuki on guilt trip again

gomen, got dissed for a bit 

Yeap, what would you like to do to him now?

Tell us your deepest fantasies

confession time 

*blinks slowly*

Tatsumi? How do I really feel about Tatsumi? *goofy grin*

my head feels light ...

uh oh ... 

*Pin drops*

PING. 

*looks at watch, 1-2-3"

Tsuzuki-san, take a seat ... now tell us, how do you really feel about Tatsumi?

Ophrah W time ... here's Doctor Watari

you have no choice but to tell the truth and act without inhibition 

*gulps down potion, too busy thinking about nice, moist, rich chocolate-and-banana-cake to listen to Watari*

glug glug glug ...

why do I have a bad feeling about this? 

Drink it slowly, it'll take effect quite quickly. Uhm, did you find Tatsumi-san?

It'll work ... I am a genius

I miss Muraki where is he ... it's so quiet without him and D 

*goggle-eyed* Chocolate and Banana?? *pops puppy* Gimme that bottle!!

CAAAAAAAKE!

am I going to regret this later? 

Yeap ... and I'll give you this *shoves chocolate and banana cake under Tsuzuki's nose*.

Come on, bite the bait

yippee ... test subject 

Haven't seen Hisoka yet *sighs* Where is he? I miss him ...

*looks at innocent little bottle as if it's a snake* You SURE it's a little dose? And you're SURE you have an antidote?

curiosity killed the cat ...

yay, someone's here! 

Oh hi Tsuzuki-san. Is Hisoka-chan back yet? I wonder if he wants to join us?

You're right, do you want to try it ... I will give you a very light dose and the antidote.

Yeah, the potion might work

evil needs company 

*warily pokes head into laboratory* So ... have you tested it yet?

Tsuzuki knows very well what things Watari's potions can do ...

remember that kids incident? -_-;; 

Yes, the formula is perfect ... what do you think 003?

Evil genius at work

hello ... only us again?



*003 just flutters around nervously*

003, Watari's faithful pet seems to be afraid of his master tonite

connection is slow so be patient, where is everyone 

*hears insane laughter echoing around Meifu and shudders*

Watari's up to something again .... hope he isn't going to go too far .... *resumes Tatsumi-hunting*

Must apologise, must apologise ...

yay, someone's here! 

*In the meanwhile, somewhere in the corner of the Meifu, insane laughter and a cry of "Yes, it's alive, it's alive ... nawh, it's not alive, it's perfect but I always wanted to say that." is heard.* 

Hellooooo?? *pokes head into common room* has anyone seen Tatsumi?

Tsuzuki has been searching high and low the entire day without success

and I'm hungry too >.< 

What are we?
A group blog that involves the characters of Yami no Matsuei and Petshop of Horrors. Why is this so? Because we're a bunch of insane individuals who love playing with pretty mysterious/dead guys.

Who are we?
Enma Daiou
Lord of the Underworld. Prone to voyueristic tendencies to spy on his workers in Meifu

Tsuzuki Asato
Cute loveable male lead aka the walking stomach and yaoi fodder

Kurosaki Hisoka
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Empath and the occasional yaoi fodder.

Watari Yutaka
Resident mad genius scientist. Clueless blonde who can't keep his mouth shut.

Tatsumi Seiichirou
Dept accountant who loves being MEAN. Has a crush on a certain someone.

Terazuma Hajime
Misogynist who has a girl for a partner. Panics whenever a girl touches him.

Kannuki Wakaba
Partner to Terazuma. A sweet girl who <3 <3 her partner.

Muraki Kazutaka
Da villainTM and resident pimp. Fave flavour: Tsuzuki but his taste has varied of late.

Oriya Mibu
A REAL pimp(brothel owner) who is Muraki-sensei's best friend.

The Earl
The invisible lecherous Earl who lives in the Castle of Candles. Extremely possessive of Tsuzuki.

Watson
The Earl's hideously deformed butler.

Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from bookworld. She got into this mess somehow *shrugs*

Konoe-kachou**
Head of Shokan aka the shinigami's long suffering boss.

Yuma & Saya
The duo from Hokkaido who loves pretty boys i.e Hisoka and dressing them up in pink outfits.

Gushoushin brothers
Twin talking chickens who runs the library. Nearly got sold to Count D.

Count D
The androgynous being who owns a peculiar petshop. Do NOT go in there.

Leon Orcot
A LAPD officer who is always after Count D. Crime? Love? Infatuation? You decide.

Tetsu-tou
One of Count D's pet. Tiger-goat thingie with a temper.

** these parts are open. Interested?

Contacts
Gravitation - CCSakura - Weib Kruez - AXis - Time Stranger Kyoko - FFVII - MK Rayearth - Saiyuki - Sadistic Dreaming -
12 o'clock in ChinatownParttime Pimp - acidSPIT - Random Pie - Insomniac Overdrive - Pinku Hana Panda - Echoes from the Void - Tenshi 20xx - YnoM blog - Narcissistic Anime



Credits
Thanks to Within the Dark Lie and YaminoMatuei for the thumbs. Count D image from Loki's site.

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