*In the meanwhile, we see Watari walk dejectedly out of the queue for reincarnation*
What, there is a waiting list for 3 days ... I want out now!!!
*sits down and cries ...* I'm going to be so bored for 3 days ... I wish I brought 003 along ... waiii ... why is running away so difficult?
*spies a mechanic shop nearby* I know, I am going to hide out at that garage ... hee hee, 3 days will pass ...
Watari gets a job as a mechanic
*Hours later, we see Watari getting on rather well with his new co-workers*
Mechanics - Hey girlie ... how do you fix this ... you're good for a girl you know!
Watari - I am not a girl and you fix it like this ... (shessh these people keep thinking I am a girl ... but they're nicer than you-know-who)
Is this it? Will Watari stay forever at the garage shop? Will he "reincarnate", never to return to the Meifu ... is this the end of blonde jokes at the Meifu? Will Tsuzuki lose his genki buddy? Will Tatsumi lose a wailing punching bag? And who will Enma Daiou impersonate next? For all this and more, stay tune for the next episode of "the Meifu"TM.
*still on the hunt for Watari* I suppose the most likely place he would go is his lab. *runs to Watari's lab and finds the note* Oh no! He quit! *skims down the note* Hey!! What do you mean "after your blood?" I just wanted to have a talk with him! I better go find him before he does something stupid. *uses his empath powers to FEEL for Watari* Got it!! He went that way! *RUNS*
Hisoka is a walking talking shinigami detector
Somewhere in the Meifu, we see the chickens cough up 5,000 yen to a triumphant Enma Daiou.
Enma-I-never-turn-down-a-bet-or-lose-one-Daiou
At the same time, we see a long blonde haired gentleman sneak out by the side door of the Meifu with a suitcase. Stuck on the door of the Meifu lab was the following notice -
To Konoe-san,
I hereby give you notice of my intention to effect a termination of employment with immediate effect. My reasons are as follows:
- The department accountant is a sadistic love sick dictator who bashes me up to cover up the fact he is secretly pining for someone else in the department whom I shall not name save that he has purple eyes
- A sixteen year old trained in all forms of martial arts is after my blood
- Most of my colleagues are weirdoes and Muraki broke all my test tubes
- A most powerful being who I cannot name due to his ability to squish me like a bug is taking perverse pleasure in impersonating me
- My best friend couldn't tell me from the abovementioned individual
- My cute reputation is ruined and my lab clothes are always being torn by some individual who doesn't know the meaning of niceness i.e. the mean department accountant ... wait that didn't sound too good ... what I mean is my lab clothes are suffering abuse from being constantly pummeled by shadows ...
I wish you all the best in your future projects. Don't bother coming for me. I have signed myself up for the next round of reincarnation and am resolved to die in peace my next lifetime so that I WILL NOT BE A SHINIGAMI again.
Yours sincerely,
Watari Yutaka.
PS: Wakaba, you are one of the rare nice people, please feed 003 for me from time to time.
*Weepy eyes* Hisokaaaaa~a, don't leave me like this!!
*wind whooshes sakura petals. Tsuzuki shivers*
I think I'm going to go home and sleep and pretend this never happened ....
*sniffles* Hisoka's walked out on me, Tatsumi is still nowhere to be found *GUILT* and I don't know what's with Scary-Muraki-Like-Watari and Touda is somewhere not here .... *feeling very small and sorry for self and goes off to find his bed. Hopefully there won't be anyone in it ^^;;*
Tsuzuki very tired after afternoon uh, exercise?
*huge sweatdrop* THAT was the question you wanted to ask? With all of the tension and suspense you were building, THAT was the question you were going to ask??!!! Ugh!! You stupid puppy! *walks off* I'm gonna go track down Watari!!
And to think Hisoka actually thought Tsuzuki can be serious
*smiles*
Do you have any chocolate?
Tsuzuki ^^
Uh...yeah?
A little nervous
*sniffles more, feeling better*
Ano .... Hisoka ....
What is Tsuzuki going to ask?
*sighs* Here...*wipes the rest of Tsuzuki's tears with his shirt sleeves*
Hisoka is nice for once!
*wipes face on Hisoka's shirt* Y-yeah ...
Tsuzuki needs calming down
*gives one more hard hug before pulling away* Um...well we better go right? And we should get you cleaned up a bit. *trying to hide his embarassment*
Hisoka is so cute when he is shy
*sniffles and huggles Hisoka*
Arigato .....
A very weary Tsuzuki - can you blame him?
*impulsively hugs Tsuzuki* It'll be ok Tsuzuki...try not to think too much about it...and if it isn't Watari, we'll track them down.
Bad memories of being under a sakura tree makes Hisoka sympathetic
Watari doesn't have huge mental blocks ... he has nothing to angst about. Watari's always really friendly and genki and that Watari definately wasn't genki! He was scary! Like, MURAKI scary!!
*still shaken* I think I'm alright ....
Tsuzuki is not alright
I am not sure. That Watari had a huge mental block and I couldn't get past it. It could be Watari...or someone else. *looks over Tsuzuki* Are YOU all right?
Hisoka is getting paranoid
*eyes bugging out of sockets*
Th-that CAN'T have been Watar!! *looks hopefully at Hisoka* Could it? You're an empath - tell me that wasn't Watari!!
Tsuzuki scared ^^;;
*flutters around 'Watari's' head*
Hoot?
*suddenly dives and aims for 'Watari' on the nose missing it just as 'Watari' vanishes*
HOOT!! (Where did that mean man go? Where's my master?)
*flies off in search of the REAL Watari*
you can't trick the owl
But you enjoyed it didn't you Tsu-chan, who was it who refused to let go just now? Later honey ...
*Poofs, and the false Watari also teleports outta another mess he created*
Enma is really having too much fun
*Blushes bright red as he looks at Tsuzuki*
Hisoka has his hands full.
HISOKAAAAA! *glomps, shirt still half-undone* Something's wrong with Watari!! I think he drank a lust-potion or something, and he ... he .... *turns bright red*
Tsuzuki is saved?
*stumbles into the scene breathless* Watari...I've...finally...tracked...you...down...you...jerk...*suddenly notices both Wataris with one suddenly vanishing into thin air* Huh? What is going on?
Hisoka is nervous under sakura trees...
*With a wave of his hand, Enma teleports Watari back to the chambers*
You evil shape shifter ... Tsuzuki-san, now where were we ...
Enma is having too much fun making Tsuzuki all confused
*Meanwhile, Watari finds himself back in the chambers where the 2 Gushoshin are intently observing the Meifu camcorder?*
Elder brother - I never thought the boss could get Tsuzuki-chan to sit quitely under the tree and listen to a lecture on never to destroy the library again!
Younger brother - I don't believe it ... he said he could top Touda in making Tsuzuki behave and he did ... darn, there goes our bet and 5,000 yen oniichan
What kind of underworld is this?
*some moments later*
Hoot?
003 is here!
*snaps fingers* I have an idea!! *sends a shikigami to find a certain bird ...*
Tsuzuki not-red anymore
A cold wind blows across a shivering and very afraid Tsuzuki puppy ...
*FINALLY manages to get a hold of himself and scrambles away from 'Watari', purple eyes bugging out of head*
Whoa ...... *blinks at two Wataris* this is bad. They're dressed exactly the same, they've walked around so I can't tell who just came and who was just doing .... /that/ ..... to me *crimsons* oh god ...
*takes several deep breaths to calm self. He really needs the deep breathes as he pulls shirt back on*
Lemme think ... I can do this!!
Tsuzuki is having an interesting day
Both Wataris - I'm the real Watari!!! He's the fake!!! Don't you know me by now? *glare at each other*
Which is the real one?
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*eyes bugging out* W-W-WATARI?!?!?! *looks frantically between one Watari and the other. One Watari is bound up and hopping the other is doing unspeakably nice things to him with a devilish smile on his face*
Ano ......... WHAT'S GOING ON - *gasp*
Tsuzuki in trouble!!
*Censored censored censored* ... anyway you get the picture, I'm tired of typing that word so let's fast forward ...
*Suddenly, in the middle of *censored censored*, the real Watari bursts in still tied up and hoping on one foot*
Matte ... what are you doing to Tsuzuki-san?
Two Wataris?
*censored censored censored*
Ahh .... no, I don't ... hate you Watari .. but ano .... are you sure you should be doing thi -- *censored censored*
This .... this can't be Watari, can it?? He's never done this to me before, I never even knew he FELT this way ... he's acting more like ... like .... MURAKI?!?!?!
Tsuzuki barely keeping in real world
.
Hush ... *proceeds to kiss Tsuzuki at some places I will not mention since we don't want to get slap with an X rating*
*censored ... censored ...* Tsuzuki-san do you hate me?
Confessions?
W-w-watari, have you been taking your potions again -- *cut off with another kiss* Mmpf ....
Ano .... is Watari doing what I think he's doing? O_O
Tsuzuki in trouble?
*Enma doesn't stop ... giving Tsuzuki a really good one he leaves Tsuzuki too shocked to even move. Gently lifting the slender shinigami, he brings him under the sakura trees.*
Come on, do you know what tenderness is? Let me show you ... *fingers Tsuzuki's hair gently*
If you're underaged, don't walk under sakura trees it's prone to R(A) events ...
! ! ! ! ! !
W-w-w-watari~i what are you doing?? *grabs Watari's hair and PULLS*
Tsuzuki really is yaoi fodder ^^;;
Uh huh, look you've got ice cream all over your mouth ...
*Proceeds to lick the ice-cream off Tsuzuki's chin and the next thing we know, he's smooching Tsuzuki on the lips and then really smooching the very surprised Tsuzuki*
Enma!?!?
Kids, log off now ... enma is going to be a BAD boy.
*BLINK BLINK at Watari*
Ano ... did you just say I'm cute?
blinkblinkblink
And since when I have been not nice to you ... Hisoka is intriguing but you're the cutest.
*Brushes Tsuzuki's hair away from his forehead*
What is Enma up to?
Waaaai, Watari so nice to me *frowns* hey, wasn't I supposed to be looking for Tatsumi? *guilty look* And Hisoka is wandering around cause I asked him to look for you, Watari. Plus I saw Touda *blush*
Maybe I should go find one of them .... still need to apologise to Tatsumi for starters ... *about to get up*
does he know what's going on?
Eat slowly, you know I will always get you more ... *pats Tsuzuki on the head*
Enma with a soft look, is he being nice?
Back in Enma's chambers ... we see Watari *sweatdropping*
What is da Boss up to?
True true ..... at least you don't keep track of all my borrowings like Tatsumi. Actually, Tatsmi doesn't keep track of my borrowings from him cause he doesn't LET me borrow from him in the first place!!
*looking very adorable while eating ice-cream*
Yes, yes ... since when have I not paid for your meals Tsuzuki-san. Eat slowly you silly puppy.
Enma making his move slowly?
*eyes wide like saucers* Y-you're buying all this for me? *glomps Watari* WATARI IS DA BEEST!!
..... I don't have to pay you back, do I?
Tsuzuki blithely oblivious to the reality of the situation ^^;;
*So Enma daiou disguised as Watari takes his favorite Shinigami to the park, and buys him a huge super ice-cream cone with chocolate, strawberry, blueberry and vanilla flavors.*
Eat slowly Tsuzuki-san, don't choke ...
Have some ice-cream Tsuzuki
*Meanwhile, the real Watari is snacking on hotdogs Enma left him as he watches the Meifu camcorder intently wondering what the boss is up to *
Ice-cream? What are you waiting for, let's go!!
Tsuzuki loooooooves ice-cream!
Gomen Tsuzuki-san, let me make it up to you ... let's go eat ice-cream in the park. The sakura trees at this time of the year are beautiful.
What is Enma up to?
*picks self up from floor* Watari!! Where have you been? You disappeared on Hisoka and me with barely a goodbye! *blinks* Hey ... where's 003?
Tsuzuki welcome for company
*Enma in another Watari disguise pops in to check on Tsuzuki*
Ohayo Tsuzuki-san, O genki desu ka.
Watari?
*shakes head violently* Touda is so nice and caring behind that visor of his *shines* Anyway, where are my shoes? *starts hunting around sick bay, then trips over an innocent looking table and ends up staring directly into the camera lense hidden in the table-leg*
Uh ..... what's this looking at? *blinks adorably into camera*
Look! You're on Candid Camera!
*Watari who is hearing and seeing all this courtesy of the Meifu camcorder*
O_o;;
Looks like Tatsumi may have some competition here
Well, it won't do to stay in bed the whole day ... hey, I remember Touda being with me before I blacked out for some unknown reason. We were eating marshmellows and he was roasting them and my finger .... *trails off and looks at finger in question* And he burnt my finger. Then kissed it better *blush*
*adorably pink*
*gestures to screen excitedly on seeing Tsuzuki*
Boss lookie, Tsuzuki is alright ... let me go please ... I want to make sure he's okay and I am sure he is very angry with me AND it's all your fault!
Quarelling with a power demi-god is NOT a good idea Watari
*wakes up confused*
Eh? Where am I? This looks like the sick bay ... what am I doing here?
Tsuzuki is awake!
*In the meanwhile ... still tied up tho' not gagged in the chambers of Enma Daiou*
Hey boss, these are really good chips ... and oh my gosh lookie lookie, Tatsumi is really crying ... oh oh, now I feel a little bad ... *stops and stares as cameras pan to another Shinigami's apartment* ... hey, I never knew Hisoka-kun had Barney slippers hidden under his bed *munches on chips Enma is feeding him to bribe Watari into keeping quiet about this*
*stops and thinks* Wait a minute ... it's true, you're a pervert ... *pauses, or maybe he doesn't think* but a pervert with good taste in chips *munch, munch*
Watari is being held hostage?
Yeah, made them myself ... have more.
Enma the couch potatoe
Really ... you made them? Sugoi ... ooh ... *gestures excitedly to screen* look, Muraki sensei is giving Oriya a checkup now!
*Looks at Enma sadly* Boss ... if they break my test tubes you're going to make Tatsumi approve the budget to get new ones right?
Watari munches away
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