His head reeling from this insight into the darker side of the gods, Tsuzuki slinks off in search of food, porn tapes and a good lawyer.
*blinks as the two Kamis disappear into thin air*
I can't BELIEVE my boss is like that!! I am SO going to sue for sexual harrassment. Did you hear that, Enma?? I'M GOING TO SUE YOUR ASS OFF!! *realises the impliocations of what he said and turns bright red* Er .... in the meantime, I need to find and destroy those tapes ... -_-;; oh dear, oh dear, got to tell Watari what's really going on, Mr. China Doll keeps hinting about SOMETHING to do with Tatsumi to me, Hisoka is mad at me again ...
And I'm still hungry.
Too many shocks for this poor puppy
*stalks off in drama queen style no less grand than D's usual hissy fits*
I hate Cousin D ... hmph ... I'm telling Aunt about this ... *forgets all about Tsuzuki as he stomps off, plotting revenge against D*
Drama-rama enma
*in desperate need of CPR, so badly is he gagging over Enma's desriptions of his videos*
with gods like these, no wonder the world's screwed ^^;;
Very well, my little cousin has played around with everyone's lives and deserves a good lesson. Now, if you excuse me I shall go pick up the new acquisitions for the Petshop now. You might start thinking about hiring new librarians, Xiao Enma.
And I want no comments about Cousin Dracula's affair with me! You were too young back then to peek on us and Aunty will give you the beating of your life if she finds out!
Let's leave, little one. *003 perches on D's shoulder again*
D exits the scene is cute-genki mood
Oh shut up, you used to do things to Cousin Dracula that Aunt will kill you if she found out why you two kept giggling in the room ... and Tsuzuki-san, I taped it at magnified 4x ... your face is clearly seen on the camera including every twitch on your face and every "don't let go" is on digital quality sound ... so there!
Dirty laundry ... out for the world to see
V-VIDEO TAPE?! You TAPED the whole thing?? *about to faint from shock*
waaaaaaah ...
Hai! Taking such advantages with your defenseless employees... you should be ashamed, Enma-chan.
Standing in defense of Uke rights, D
Oh yeah, you want a video tape to back up my version ... whose fingers were they that left these hard marks on my back when I tried to let go.
The truth hurts
*eyes boggling* Y-y-you were the one holding onto me!! How was I supposed to let go?!
Oopsies ^^;;
Hear, hear. Mr. Tsuzuki's is one excellent idea. But no matter Mr. Watari decides to come out of his hole, this little one stays with mama. *pats 003 lovingly*
And you, little cousin, are not in the best position here to bargain with me.
D, possessive as hell
*thinks about it*
I can't give you the chickens but if anything else wants to follow you, you can take up to 3 specimens ... as for Watari, he's such a spoilsport ... and as for you Tsuzuki, who was the one who refused to let go?
Good looking but arrogant ne
*glares purple daggers at Enma* Well, for STARTERS you can go apologise to Watari and clear this whole damned mess up!! It's all YOUR fault he's quit!
is this wise, to order a god around?
*smug smile* Oh, nothing huge, really.
What about giving me those lovely little chickens and all those rare species hanging around the Meifu FOR FREE??
Evil comes from the family
*Materialises sulkily*
Yeah, yeah ... so what do you want as compensation ...
Sulky
Come on, my dear relative. You know I can make you come out if I want to ¯
D, a sing-song view to a kill
*twitch twitch* Enma-sama, I don't CARE what you are, GET RIGHT HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!!!
Wait a sec, shouldn't I be flattered I got hit on by a god? O_o
Tsuzuki is very mad ...
*scribbles in note book again*
"To erase Tsuzuki's memory tonite and get even with cousin D"
Potential lawsuit in the Meifu
*talking to the mind behind the camera* I know you are hiding there, and I am very sure you were also the responsible for taping me with Dr. Kazutaka.
Why not come down here for a while to have a nice little talk with me and Mr. Tsuzuki? I am sure you have lots of things to explain.
D is getting kami
*purple eyes bugging out of sockets* I-i-i-i-i-it CAN'T BE!! ENMA DAIOU?!?!?!
.................
I can sue for sexual harrassment, right?
'pissed off' is an understatement
*scribbles in note book*
"To bar that kami cousin of mine from turning up in the future ..."
So much for blood ties
One being .... one being .... being? Not person?
*long silence*
Surely not ..... *turns white* HIM?!?!?!
the secret's out ...
There is only one being here in Meifu with the power to do such a thing.
*smiles a very dangerous smile as he looks directly to the camera hidden in the room's corner*
How aware is D of what's going on?
*blink blink* It WASN'T Watari??Then who the hell was it? *rapidly thinking* Has to be someone powerful in order to shape-shift ... someone who can act ... someone with no scruples ... who in Enma's name could it be??
Unconscious punning ^^;;
Of course, who do you think I was referring to? About Mr. Watari's case, this little one here told me a really interesting story. He has lots of reasons to believe the man who hit on you was not his master at all...
Omniscient D
*003 doesn't get a word, but is very happy munching cake crumbs*
owl copping out
Mr. Accountant? *blinks* You mean Tatsumi, right?
*thinks a bit over what D has said*
Wait a sec ......
someone is BLIND
Then there's the reality you are cute and cuddly even against your will, and that arises certain feelings in masculine hearts they are not usually ready to admit. Like Mr. Accountant who just likes to pose as mean, while he is actually head over heels in love with you. I'm going through a similar situation myself.
This is D's territory
*still listening despite every instinct telling him that he does NOT want to hear what's coming*
................
*feline leer* Well, I could name a list of reasons for such attitude if you feel like hearing them.
Starting from the fact you are a weak-looking thing with big puppy eyes and that just works as a mighty man magnet. In Mr. Accountant's case, though, I believe it is just love...
Ah, such a subject...
Hmm, who have we left out of the hit-on-Tsuzuki-club? Leave Enma the master of disguises to complete the puzzle!
Fate forbid you ever have such a boss
*shakes head* Umm .. this is rather embarrassing .... but for some reason lots of guys seem to be uh ... *turns pink and twiddles thumbs* they uh ... *flashback: Muraki seductions, Touda sucking Tsuzuki's finger's, 'Watari' seductions and Tatsumi kissing his hand* uh ... *turning redder and redder* alltheseguysseemtobecrackingontomeandIdon'tknowwhydoyou?
Very embarrassed
But of course. What could it be, beauty advice?
evil fun looms the horizon
*eating chocolate mousse* If he can teach me to make this chocolate mousse like this I'll be happy already!
*stops eating, then looks at Count* Ano ... Mr. China Doll, can I ask you something?
chocolate is a great for the nerves
*stares sympathetically at Tsuzuki*
Well, Tou tetsu are man-eating creatures... ^_^ But I guess Tet-chan is right: there are enough desserts here for the two of us. Perhaps you should take cooking lessons with Tet-chan. I am sure he could teach you a thing or two about desserts...
Sugar makes D sweeter
*Tets-chan checks the lab next door on hearing giggling inside*
*spots the kids* Hey you ...
Chris - (run) *grabs Pon-chan's hand and dodges the attempts of Tet-chan to grab them*
Hide and seek
Hey ... get back here ...
Ugh, get back here now or I'll spank you both!
........... his ...... lunch?
*stares in horror at the little red goat* You're kidding, right? Right?
Tsuzuki pie? No way!
I would not be too happy about a Tou Tetsu feeding me, my friend. Tet-chan is probably seeing you as a great prospect for his lunch.
D, all kawaii about the idea of Tsuzuki being eaten O_o
Count ... are you okay, the Count I know is a gentle soul ... are you worried for Chris and Pon-chan ... I will search for them.
*Dishes out loads of food, keeps his apron and begins searching for the kids*
Aww ...
Ch-ch-chocolate ... mousse?? *teary smile* Arigatou!! You're so nice to me .... *starts bawling into Tetsu-chan's shoulder*
cry on a shoulder, any shoulder
Tet-chan, are you going to let this violet-eyed intruder eat up all your master's desserts??
A bit pissed at Tsuzuki taking liberties with his tea-party
*Tet-chan serves a delicate chocolate mousse to D and Tsuzuki*
Try my latest creation boss ... here purple eyes, cheer up and stop crying ...
bon appetite
Tatsumi left, Hisoka left, Watari was scary ... *sits mournfully down at table and begins to eat cake slowly* no one likes me any more! Or if they do, they like me in ways that aren't exactly comfortable ... O_O what on earth was wrong with Watari?
No, I haven't seen any of those people. I haven't seen anyone until now. I'm all aloo~one!
angstangstangst
*delicately munches on applepie*
So tell me, Mr. Tsuzuki. You do not happen to have seen a little blonde child, a raccoon in a pinks dress or even Mr. Detective around, do you?
Cake helps him forget he's been forlorn by a certain big-mouthed blonde
*Somewhere in the other corner of the Meifu, in a little garage, a certain blonde Shinigami is worrying to "death" about his pet*
How is 003, did Wakaba feed him ... oh ... I'm so worried ... but I can't go back now, not after what the boss set me up for? Wahhh ... *sobs*
I do not mistreat 003
EH? Tatsumi pulled a disappearing act like Watari!! Tatsumi is gone ...
*very sad face*
Tsuzuki disappointed
*can't decide between going to Tsuzuki's familiar shoulder or staying at his newfound silky perch*
003 is torn between two loves
*Back in his chambers, Enma is hooking up the cameras*
Yeah, with the Count and Tsuzuki in the same room, I can be entertained without having to lift a finger ... *grabs some chips*
Show time
*BLINK BLINK and turns a flaming deep red*
Is it just my imagination or is practically /everyone/ hitting on me lately??
Waaah, Tatsumi, where are you going?? I'm supposed to say something to you ... if only I could remember what ...
Y.A.O.I. F.O.D.D.E.R.
*is delighted at Tatsumi being such a gentleman* He probably has just been calculating the damages of you latest joyride, young man. He seems to work so hard for all of you without ever receiving a single word of thankfulness..
Count charming D
*Takes the Count's hand and kisses it*
Good evening Count, always pleasant to meet such a lovely creature as you ...
Ah ... Tsuzuki-san, you noticed me at last ... *kisses his hand too*
*Looks at watch* Gentlemen, if you excuse me, I must run ...
I've got to tape Tsuzuki vs D, this is more fun than impersonating Tatsumi
*does a double take as Tatsumi - or what seems to be him - steps in*
Tatsumi!! Where have you been? *remembers he had something to say to him but doesn't recall what* Ano ....
memory loss -_-;;
This little one? *pets 003* He came to me after his master cruelly left him behind, and quite a story he has told me about his life under his care...
*suddenly notices 'Tatsumi'* Mr. Accountant! What a charming surprise!
Good looking men are always welcome at D's table
Boss, I cooked a lot ... there should be enough for everyone.
*Tetsu busies himself with cooking even more gastronomic delights, he loves cooking and loves even more the Count enjoying his cooking*
And purple eyes, if you want to eat, don't make my master mad!
Cooking, cooking away ...
*points accusatory finger at D* I still haven't forgiven you for saying that my cooking is bad! And what are you doing with Watari's owl??
Tsuzuki v. D - this could get messy ...
Se, me, young one. *gracefully takes a sit by Tsuzuki while handling 003 a cookie* Now would you please back off from my private tea party?
D can be fierce when protecting his sweets
*And in steps ... Tatsumi?*
Tsuzuki .... I heard you were in trouble ... are you OK?
Yes, it's our favorite troublemaker Enma in disguise again
Count ...
*Tet-chan's turn to go all puppy on seeing his beloved master*
Yeah ... finally found him ... uhm, where are the rest?
*looks up from nibbling* Eh?
*goes 'blink blink' at D with 003 on his shoulder*
YOU!!!
He hasn't forgotten their last meeting
*suddenly the door opens and a silk-clad figure with a chibi owl on his shoulder femininely steps in*
I knew it! © That wonderful smell just had to be produced by Tetsu's cooking! But behold, it seems we have an intruder. *looks at puppy Tsuzuki with playful devilish eyes*
D won't share the cake
*Returns to the common room to find a Tsuzuki puppy eating away*
Hey ... that's for the Count and the others ....
Should I eat the puppy ... yum ...
*Tsuzuki smells a heavenly aroma coming from the common room ...*
Wah, who left all this delicious food here? *peeks under covers and eyes go as large as marbles* Is someone having a party? How come I didn't know about it? *stomach rumbles* Surely it can't hurt to take just one bite ...
Temptation is hard to resist ...
*Tet-chan is wandering along the corridoors resisting the temptation to eat someone*
Hungry~y ... I wish I could find the count .... and we can all eat ...
Where is everyone?
*The large corridors of Meifu are then again graced with a certain kami's supermodular stroll*
The exhaustion of my quest for Mr. Detective's xiao di and that wayward raccoon has left me in a horrible need for sweets, and it is far past tea-time... I wonder if that delightful scent is what I think it is. Tetsu-chan might be my hero.
*pats 003's head* Shall we go and see, my little...
Sugar-craving Count
Footsteps echo through the empty corridors of the Meifu as a sad little puppy wanders, searching for food, friends, and comfort, in that order.
*It is too much. Tsuzuki hasn't had a proper meal. Although he would like to stay in bed feeling sorry for himself, he has to get up and eat*
Hungry~y ...
Tsuzuki groggy and awake
*Having finished cooking, Tetsu-chan is looking for the Count, Chris and Pon-chan to let them sample his food*
Why are they? Hmmm, don't tell me I am going to eat this all my myself? Look at all these deserts ... *covers food up and proceeds to look for the Count, Pon-chan and Chris*
Tetsu-chan's food smells heavenly, maybe that will lure out the Count?
*In the meanwhile, it's lunch time at a certain mechanic shop where Watari is sitting quitely in a corner, snacking on his sandwich*
Where is 003, are they feeding him? I hope he's okay ... I wonder if Tsuzuki-san is still mad with the me, I mean the false me.
Watari misses 003
*suddenly notices something's perching on his shoulder*
Q-chan?! No... but you do seem familiar, little one. Or the weight on my shoulder is. That is where my pet batbunny always sits, you know... Oh really? Your master just quit his job here at the Meifu, left you behind? ...and you have no one to take care of you? Well, that can be perfectly arranged. You were very fortunate to be found by me of all the crazy people here.
My, at least I have a companion now. But those pranky children are still missing and I am very afraid Mr. Detective's reaction will be uncivilized once he finds out I have left his little brother alone at the Land of the Dead...
*walks off with 003 happily hooting on his shoulder*
D has a new pet but no boyfriend and that just gets him down like hell
*flutters around in search for his vanished master (or anyone who can feed him, at any rate) and spotting the slender figure clad in silk decides to take a rest on his very comfortable-looking shoulder*
HOOT?
a very lonely, very confused 003
COME BACK HERE, YOU TWO!! *runs after Chris & Pon straight past Watari's ex lab's door*
Hai, hai, HAI!! Why oh why are those children behaving like that? First Pon-chan makes a nasty and untrue coment about the pride and joy that are my eyes, then both decide it is fun to hide away from me? At a place like this, full of darkness and wayward souls? If only Mr. Detective was here to lend a hand... It is HIS little brother we are talking about after all.
D has had it with babysitting
*Meanwhile Chris and Pon-chan have successfully run away from D's hurt vanity wrath by getting into a very weird room filled with lots of strange test tubes and apparatus*
(Boy, this looks like Tet-chan's kitchen! Let's make a cake!)
Chris is the incarnation of kiddy naiveté
*Saya and Yuma just returned from shopping.*
Saya: Now to find Hisoka-kun, where could he be?
Yuma: Hope we find him soon! This beautiful, frilly pink dress would really bring out his eyes, ne Saya.
Saya: You're right Yuma! XD
Saya & Yuma, desperately searching for Hisoka
*curling up in bed not knowing WHAT is going on with his friends in the world of the dead*
Tsuzuki feeling sorry for self
Tsuzuki hates me. He hates me not.....
Tatsumi
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