*Chuckles* I wonder what's going to happen next ... maybe I should talk to blondie afterall ...

Is Enma going to put things right?

that's a wrap, now to edit for archiving, someone find Muraki please 

What am I going to do with a man like this?! Will I ever learn...? I only hope those desserts are still waiting for us!! *sobs*

*heads for Enma's private rooms, dragging a very embarrassed Leon along*

D, desperately seeking sweets

See you the next witching hour! 

*blinks as Ruka is dragged off by Watson*

Ano ........ she's going to the Castle of Candles.

*........................*

Ahehehehe, I think I'll go find Tatsumi and get him to help me bring Watari back!! *runs off*

Tsuzuki goodbye!

the end! 

NOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo!!! PLEASE!!!! I don't want to go back!!!


Ruka, tortured existence redefined!

sweet dreams!

Ruka-san! Ruka-san! I've been looking everywhere for you! The Steward is quite upset that you skipped your etiquette lesson!

*Grabs Ruka's hand and drags her back to the Castle of Candles*


Watson always to be counted on

this exit is sooo unseemly

But... Leon! *Stomps around* NOT FAIR!!!


Ruka, sulking

ja ne minna-san 

Ano .. Ruka ... what about Steward/Tatsumi?

Perhaps we'd better talk about this ..... *takes Ruka's hand and walks her away* Now, you see, Ruka, this isn't Book-world anymore, things aren't so controlled .... you have to /think/ before you say things ... what would the Steward say? ....

*yells back at Watari* AM GOING TO TELL TATSUMI ON YOU!!

Tsuzuki has escaped capture!

lets go!  

Ahhh... D, I've got work to do! D........................ *fades into the distance*

[Man, D's stronger than he looks!]

Leon exiting this way is soooo embarassing

this method's ok too! 

GODS NO!!! *panics facing the risk of losing his mango mousse*

Detective, you are coming with me NOW. You are not arresting anyone until we get back from that tea break!

And you, young girl: do not try to two-time poor Detective here OR ELSE!!!

D, dragging Leon along the garage's door

Let me get rid of Leon for you, Leon ^_~ 

You there!!! *Points to Tsuzuki* Yes you, don't run! I'll charge you on escaping arrest! And that will extend your stay at the police station!


Leon's convenient excuse = Tsuzuki!

wrapping it up; have fun at dentist's! 

*sighs* That`s it! I give up! *begins to sob* I can`t deal with you people anymore...

*runs away sobbing*

;_;

I must go. Goodbye everyone. 

*Turns back on D* What do you mean!??!?! Watson is not my boyfriend! He's only the housekeeper/butler/cook! I don't happen to have a boyfriend right now!


And IF I remember clearly there was a lil' incident I heard from people, who shall remain unnamed, between you and some doctor! How can you call Leon perverted!!!


Ruka, growing up to be a big girl now!

nvr gonna leave ^^;;;! 

Don't arrest me, Detective!! Wahh, Hisokaaa, Tatsumiii, Watariii, Wakaba-chaaan, help!!

Tsuzuki jailbird?

go soon! 

*watches the chaos* This is stupid and a total waste of my time. Wakaba, Tsuzuki, make sure you bring Watari back to work ok? I'm outta here.

Hisoka has gone bye bye

Gotta go people! I got a dental appointment! OUCH!! 

*Calls telepathically to D* Cousin D, the deserts are melting ... are you and your friends coming? And don't worry stupid blondie will come out when he's done crying ... in all our years of acquaintance he is such a cry baby ...

Enma is in the pantry preparing the cakes?

yes gotta get back to work 

Oooohhhh, Tsuzuki-san it's ok just apologise to Watari-san and he'll forgive you. Everything will be alright then!


Ruka, maiden, mother but never crone!!!

no time sorry; gotta go in 5! 

*pops puppy under Leon's glare* MEEP!!!!!!!

Tsuzuki in trouble!

sure - arrest me! 

Do not dare change the subject on me, Detective! Just for that? I have tons of reasons to fear you have become a hopeless pervert, going for that child who - if I remember correctly- already has a very disfigured boyfriend!!


Does that horrible face ring any bells?

D, low blows expert

To wrap or not to wrap? 

*Finally pays attention to what's going on* This is no laughing matter, *points in Watari's direction* you could be charged for indecent exposure infront of a minor *points to Hisoka*! And YOU *points to Tsuzuki* for molesting this gentleman here, I could take you in for questioning!


Leon uses anything to change the topic...

wanna go tsuzuki-san? 

*wilts under Ruka's scolding* I'm sorry ...

Poor Tsuzuki

great, catch ya for lunch then 

*In the meanwhile, the Gushoshin are working on a little programme with the boss, taping furiously on the net*

Evil and his minions at work

going on or wrapping up soon? 

*Let's go of Leon, yells* Watari-san are you alright?

*Turns to Tsuzuki* That wasn't very nice of you Tsuzuki-san!!! How would you like it if someone did that to you?! Now who's picking on who?! Bullying is just not right! You should know!


Ruka, ever the morally uprighteous!

yeah sure fone on! 

Ha hahaha ... this is funny ...

Confirmed meanie

what now? 

What?! Just for that? D you gotta be kidding?

Dammit this is getting too out of hand!


Leon digging himself in deeper, will he ever learn?

so jealous about a kid? 

*lands on his butt* OWIEE! WATARIIII~I!! *pouts*

That's it! *yells into garage* I'M GOING TO GET TATSUMI TO DRAG YOU BACK!!

Tsuzuki not happy

ruka - keep fone on, me sms you in case u in lecture 

*forgets about the little who-gets-Leon competition for a while to stare at the puzzled faces of Watari's co-workers*

Heehee, now someone else knows how it feels like! ^_^

D's happy he's not the only one

Being taken for a woman is not nice, is it? ^^ 

*sighs deeply and turns to face the colleagues* LOOK! Tsuzuki, Hisoka and I are going to speak to Watari TODAY! Not tomorrow, not next week, today! Now let us in!!! If you`re not part of the solution, you`re part of the problem, okay?

Has the prozac finally worn off?

 

*Watari cries even more and more loudly*
Concerned colleagues quickly cover Watari with their work jackets (before Tsuzuki proves his point) - That's it ... now you try to molest her as well ... *throws everyone out of the garage*

Molester!

Tsuzuki is a pervert 

Ahhhh... *hesitant against the threat of formality*
*Looks to Ruka, there's only so much a man can take...

Looks to D*

[Evil Leon: Wonder if that mango mousse can be spruced up a lil' with... *raises his knowing eye brows, 18+ only!*

Leon: What the $&@^!!!!]


Leon weighs his options

tsu-dunno call me. 

He's not a girl! *suddenly GRABS Watari and pulls his shirt off the way Watari did to him after fighting the demon in the Devil's Trill Arc*

Tsuzuki payback time for Watari embarrassing him in front of Hisoka and Hijiri and Kazusa >P

LOL!! 

DETECTIVE, if you decide to go with that girl I shall never let you into the Petshop again!!

and you can give me all my pictures back!

This is exhausting O_O 

*Watari doesn't say anything but continues hugging the pipes and crying*

Concerned colleagues - Maybe you should come back another day? We've never seen her so upset before ... and why are you bullying this helpless girl?

Mummy, don't let them kill me

crying still 

Urghhhh *Can't hold out much longer against the puppy eyes...*

[God help me! How did I get myself into these situations!]


Leon living on the fast lane!

when did hisoka begin to work with D??? - seriously worried Leon 

For goodness' sake, Detective! Let the few brains you have get to your head for once: we have received a formal invitation from my cousin to enjoy a tea break. Would you rather feast with two gods at a luxurious and exotic location or join this little girl to a teens cafe??

And I will love to help you work the downfall of my little relative, young boy. But /only/ after having that mango mousse he is offering me.

D, quickly losing it

Men, really... 

Must. Pay. Emna. Back. How about we destroy his video collection and replace it with recordings of the Teletubbies?

Pleeeeeeease, Watariiiiiiii!! I'll make sure Tatsumi doesn't beat you up! Or try to, anyway ^^;;

Tsuzuki

neko, when will i see u tmorrow? 

Leon, we are going for cakes now aren't we?

*Pulling out the big guns: shiny puppy eyes*


Ruka, deviousness has a new name!

might need to go soon, parents/bed calling to lil neko 

Watari, I'm not mad either. I was at first because you drugged me up but I see you were a victim as well. I think we should do something about Enma before he causes more trouble for us all. *looks at Count D* Any suggestions?

Hisoka likes planning

Great job Watari. ^_^ You are sugoi 

*Watari is still snivering in fear.*

Watari is still scared

haha ... poor Watari 

*sigh* Come on, Watari, I'm not mad at you.

Tsuzuki wants his friend back

one chara out, phew! 

*nods quickly* See? If Tsuzuki`s not mad at you, who exactly are you afraid of?

Pleading are we?
 

*stamps foot like a little kid* DON'T YOU IGNORE ME ENMA DAIOU!!

Tsuzuki can't do anything about it except rant

grr 

*Looks from D holding his arm to Ruka holding his other arm and back again...*

[Evil Leon: hesitation in the line of 'duty' Leon my man? HAHAHAHHA

Leon: Shuddup, I'm thinking! Popularity has it's downsides.

Evil Leon: That must hurt!]

*Looks again from one to the other... slowly moves out of the line of fire as best possible*


Leon getting smarter as he gets older!

WWWIII 

*Enma who has returned to his chambers is only interested in his ... videocams ... totally ignoring Tsuzuki*

(Cousin can you hear me, the cakes and all are in the office pantry, help yourself and make sure you don't lose to Tsuzuki's girl form) ...

You forget Tsuzuki-chan, I own all your souls ... including Watari's, he can never reincarnate unless I approve ...

bratty god ... 

Mr. Detective and I have not enjoyed each other's company in quite a while as well, young lady. And if I am allowed to say it is most self-trusting of you to think he will prefer your company above mine. *holds on to Leon's arm tighter *

The room's temperature has decreased to zero degree

Ice-queen... 

Awww, Watariiii~i *still can't bringing himself to glomp his friend yet*

*twitches at Enma* I don't scare you? *evil smile* What would you do if I told Tatsumi about what you tried to do to me?

Tsuzuki plays dirty

you're doing great! 

*Watari hugs on the toilet pipes for dear life looking like a scared puppy*

They're gonna kill me now

no .... 

Ahh... ahh... umm...

D... I was only apologising, you know how I can be when I get too distracted by work.

Ruka... well yes I did promise to buy you triple chocolate mousse the next time I saw you... but...


Leon once again in the line of fire

kami help me! {which one?} 

Enma sulks some more.

You don't scare me Tsuzuki but I want Watari back to ... but I'm not saying sorry to him ...

And Mr Detective, I suggest you speak to your potential cousin-in-law more nicely.

Enma the troublemaker

playing 2 people is tough 

*runs in and glomps Watari* WAI! Watari-kun we missed you!

Ever-adoring fangirl Wakaba

^^; 

*eyes shine at open door* Hisoka you're the greatest!! Hey, can I get you to open Tatsumi's safe for me? I'm sure he keeps sweets in there!

Ok, Watari, out with you!!

Tsuzuki happy

whee! 

Well I can see Enma is not very sorry at all. I didn't want to do this but...*takes out his lockpick and mutters under his breath* Oh the things I had to learn being the family black sheep...always locked in that godforsaken basement...*tinkers with lock and turns the tumblers* All right! *flings open the door* You can't hide anymore Watari!

Hisoka the master of escape?

Hee hee. 

What are we?
A group blog that involves the characters of Yami no Matsuei and Petshop of Horrors. Why is this so? Because we're a bunch of insane individuals who love playing with pretty mysterious/dead guys.

Who are we?
Enma Daiou
Lord of the Underworld. Prone to voyueristic tendencies to spy on his workers in Meifu

Tsuzuki Asato
Cute loveable male lead aka the walking stomach and yaoi fodder

Kurosaki Hisoka
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Empath and the occasional yaoi fodder.

Watari Yutaka
Resident mad genius scientist. Clueless blonde who can't keep his mouth shut.

Tatsumi Seiichirou
Dept accountant who loves being MEAN. Has a crush on a certain someone.

Terazuma Hajime
Misogynist who has a girl for a partner. Panics whenever a girl touches him.

Kannuki Wakaba
Partner to Terazuma. A sweet girl who <3 <3 her partner.

Muraki Kazutaka
Da villainTM and resident pimp. Fave flavour: Tsuzuki but his taste has varied of late.

Oriya Mibu
A REAL pimp(brothel owner) who is Muraki-sensei's best friend.

The Earl
The invisible lecherous Earl who lives in the Castle of Candles. Extremely possessive of Tsuzuki.

Watson
The Earl's hideously deformed butler.

Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from bookworld. She got into this mess somehow *shrugs*

Konoe-kachou**
Head of Shokan aka the shinigami's long suffering boss.

Yuma & Saya
The duo from Hokkaido who loves pretty boys i.e Hisoka and dressing them up in pink outfits.

Gushoushin brothers
Twin talking chickens who runs the library. Nearly got sold to Count D.

Count D
The androgynous being who owns a peculiar petshop. Do NOT go in there.

Leon Orcot
A LAPD officer who is always after Count D. Crime? Love? Infatuation? You decide.

Tetsu-tou
One of Count D's pet. Tiger-goat thingie with a temper.

** these parts are open. Interested?

Contacts
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Credits
Thanks to Within the Dark Lie and YaminoMatuei for the thumbs. Count D image from Loki's site.

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