*Watari peeks outta his hiding place.*

(Is Tsuzuki-san in trouble?)

Sends 003 out to see what's going on

here and going soon but what is happening? 

In their hurry to prepare for the destruction, one of the chickens trips and send piles of books crashing down on them.

SQUAAAAAK!!!

--resulting in two very flattened fowls.

help us....

gone 

*sighs* Okay..now that everything is taken care of...I`m going to go look for Tatsumi. Everything will be okay...everything will be okay...everything will be okay...

*runs off*

An optimistic Wakaba

I am so very sorry...I must go..Goodbye. ;_; 

SQUAWK!
The Gushoshin bros have heard Wakaba's urgent msg.

Oh no......panicked Tsuzuki and Muraki....equals destruction!! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!
*starts boarding up the library*

Hurry Hurry!

where did u go? 

*thinks* Now..how can I help...Ah, here it is! *consults her address book* Good...luckly, with this new phone, I can leave a message on everyone`s voice mail simultaneously! <3 <3

*quickly dials up Watari, Terazuma, Saya and Yuma and the Gushoushin brothers* Everyone! It`s Wakaba..red alert, Muraki`s kidnapped Tsuzuki again! When you get this message, head down to the office ASAP! Bai!

*puts down the reciever and sighs* Okay..time to take care of Hisoka. *runs into the hallway, picks up Hisoka and is able to bring him to the infirmary and place him in a bed* You stay there Hisoka-kun..rest up...you`ll need it.

We`ll all need it...

Time for Action!

 

Hmm hmm.....
*the Enma phone rings*
Yes? Oh, Tsuzuki has been kidnapped? Again? Muraki? I see.
*hangs up*
Hm, Tsuzuki kidnapped by Muraki.... *struck by deja vu* Leessee, what happened last time was the library got thrashed. -___0 But, I did manage to get all the lovely bits of footage of Tsu, cousin D and Muraki....*grins*
*starts up the camcorder and prepares the tapes*

It's all about the money

stiil there? 

A cup of soothing tea lays untouched on the counter. The clock ticks amidst the stillness.

Tatsumi lies still on the bed. His shirt is undone and the sheets are unmade -- a very rare sight. Neatness has always been Tatsumi's middle name.
He stares to the window. The outside. He can barely see Shokan from his house.

Not that it matters anyway, he thinks. Tsuzuki hates me. He really despises me.

;___;

... 

Tatsumi-san!!! Enma-sama is being rather cruel to everyone...he`s acting childish. Tatsumi-san will know what to do..he always does!

*smiles* While you get Tatsumi-san, I`ll get everyone else, okay?

Sugoi! We`re getting help! ^_^

Hello 

Somewhere hidden in the mortal realm, a certain sensei was getting some quality time .... 

Hm.....*thinks* I think it's time we do something. We can either ask Enma-Daiou to lend a hand or persuade Tatsumi out. Which one do you feel up to it?

Konoe

ad-lib my dear.how long can you stay? L-sorry guys, had to do this - check ML! 

*sighs* I haven`t seen Hajime-chan in so long...I miss him...

What are we going to? I just...I don`t know how much more everyone can take. Why must bad things happen to everyone...

The world is a cruel place Wakaba-chan...

It seems we are the only ones playing...what shall we do? 

Don't cry, Wakaba-kun. Damn, where is Terazuma...he should handling this.....
Muraki took Tsuzuki? Again? Oh gods.....Tatsumi is depressed, Watari is gone for reincarnation and Hisoka is out like a light. What else can go wrong? *is tempted to press the panic button*

What a crisis indeed

yo 

Konoe! It was Muraki..h-he...he...he took Tsuzuki again! And Hisoka sensed his presense and felt weak and...

*bursts into tears under emotional stress*

*sniffs loudly*

Hello 

Konoe-Kacho walks in and is surprised to see the prone Hisoka.

Eh? What happened here?

Konoe

hmmm 

Hisoka..? *runs, finds some smelling salts and waves it under his nose*

Please wake up Hisoka...

What a crisis...

Shall we begin to wrap up? 

*gets up* Thanks Wakaba...we need to...ugh...*moans with pain and then faints*

Hisoka must be violently allergic to Muraki

Ok I gotta go...sorry dudes... 

*sniffs, stands up and makes her way to Hisoka* D-Don`t worry Hisoka...we`ll get Tsuzuki-chan back from Muraki...we did last time remember?

*nods* Here, take my hand..*gradually helps Hisoka up*

A defeated Wakaba Kannuki...

Poor Tsuzuki... 

Wakaba...we have to alert the others that Muraki has kidnapped Tsuzuki. *grunts in pain* Can you help me stand up?

Hisoka needs reinforcements! Oh if only he had a shikigami!

I need to go soon...are you guys still even here? 

Silence ....... 

NOOOOOOOO!!! *slams his fist angrily into the ground* Not again!

Hisoka is VERY pissed!!

Oh my...so this is what happens when the count is away... 

*slumps to the ground* No....no..we lost Tsuzuki again....

*begins to cry*

Not again...

You are quite right Hisoka. Especially in this situation... 

All that Hisoka and Wakaba can hear is Muraki's laughter as they stare into the empty study ....... 

*grins triumphantly and disappears with Tsuzuki*

^________________________________________^!

VICTORY XD!!

GONE!! WE'RE -SO- GONE!!
 

*nods* Okay Hisoka...you stay here. I don`t want you getting hurt. *looks about and picks up the most threatning weapon she can find, makes her way to the study and breaks down the door with surprising and hidden strength. ^^;;;*

Okay Muraki! Come up with your hands up, out of Tsuzuki`s pants now! *points the letter opener in Muraki`s direction*

Muraki is _so_ dead ^^;

^^;;; 

*Is really dizzy now and helpless*

............. please ........?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

too late! - DND O_O 

*purrs*

Shinpai nai, Tsuzuki-san....I'd teach you all you need to know....

o.o;; sensei...

o.o!
 

I am not sure but he is...close. *concentrates and sees Muraki and Tsuzuki in his mind's eye* In the...study...

Hisoka is a mess...

Hey Wakaba...we need to get you some new thumbnails. Seeing your smiling face with your distressed dialogue is weird ne... 

*backing away and realising he can't back away any further*

What if I said that I'm a virgin and scared? O_o;;

desperate

............. 

*shakes his head and smiles*

I'd so rather you'd enjoy this, Tsuzuki-san....*leans forward and whispers sexily* ....and I can promise you would....

Smoooooth Sensei

............
 

Hisoka-chan! *runs over and tries to help him up* Are you all right..?

*looks around* Muraki...where do you think he is?

Daijoubou des ka?

... 

*backing into corner* Y-yeah, how about me punching your face in? *looking desperately around empty room for salvation and finding none*

how is he going to get out of this one?

I'm scared!! 

Well I haven't seen Tsuzuki in a while either...I remember him saying he will go look for Tatsumi san. *suddenly doubles over in pain* Oh gods...this pain...*falls to his knees clutching his chest* Mu...raki...is close by...

Hisoka's old scars are acting up again

It's ok Wakaba chan. I am reading a fic, answering emails, and planning my next blog layout while doing this. 

*grabs Tsuzuki and prompty whisks down the hall to the study, locking and bolting the doors behind them and then turning to face Tsuzuki with a big Cat-at-the-Creme grin*

Now, now, Tsuzuki-san...believe it or not, I'm a big fan of consentual sex. *raises an eyebrow sexily* If you're so intent on not getting married, perhaps we could just settle this here and now?

Delegating Sensei...o.o;;

GOD DAMN PERVERT!!! AHHHH!!!
 

*looks up* Oh hi Hisoka! Nope..no Tatsumi...maybe Tsuzuki knows where he is.

A familar face!

Hello Hisoka. ^^ I apologize if I seem a bit distracted..I am multi-tasking at the moment 

!!!!!!

How did this happen to me .... HELP!!! THIS HENTAI'S SCARING ME-- mmmffffffph!!

Tsuzuki got shut up ^^;;

>P 

*wanders into the office* Hey Wakaba. Have you seen Tatsumi?

Hisoka is tired from his walking

Ok I am back...I was here briefly to save Tsuzuki but... 

*grins lecherously down at Tsuzuki*

Oya, oya, Tsuzuki-san, I'm going as fast as I can....

Sensei's Cruzin 4 a Bruzin

I can feel his pain...
 

*grumbles inside of her office* Mou...sooo borrring!!! This paperwork can wait until I gotten a snack...

*wanders outside, into the hallways* What`s that? Did I hear something?

Is Wakaba hearing things?

Hello? 

*squirming like a fish until he slips and has to grab onto Muraki's neck*

..................

^^;;;

not a good day for this puppy! 

*smiles tenderly and scoops the struggling Tsuzuki into his arms*

For a non-traditional couple, I suggest a non-traditional wedding, Tsuzuki-san...perhaps without priests and witnesses all together ^^!

Holy god NO!

GET AWAY!!!! IT BURNS!!!
 

*getting dragged along* NO! Don't want to get married to this white freak!! Someone HELP!! *mind racing* Uh, uh, don't we need a priest and some witnesses or something (Witnesses who can save me ....)

!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLOL!! 

*niko* Why, your hidden feelings of love and devotion towards yours truely, Tsuzuki-san! So lets do it! I'm a committed-sort-of-guy!! Sure some could call it obsession, but lets' be positive, shall we?!

*grabs him by the hand* Come, Tsuzuki-san! To the Chapel of LOVE!!

o.0 Sensei

Yes, I deserve to be shot, but lets look past that for the moment and enjoy what we have....
 

*pretty purple eyes bug out*

W-WHAT?! I'm a guy!! (not that that matters to him ... o_o;;) And just /what/ feelings are you talking about, you, you, ecchi psycho Doctor!

Double oops ^^;;

honeymoon suite ... ??? 

*grins*

Confessing your true feelings, Tsuzuki-san....saa, shall we get married now, Tsuzuki-san?

Will a Bachleor Sensei be tied down so easily?

Sekret: He's only doing it for the honeymoon suite fun o.o!
 

*blinks* What are you talking about? You know full well that you're a seducer, and I'm just a shinigami, not someone of a high social statu-- what am I saying??

Oops ^^;;

biiiiig mouth! 

*strikes a dramatic pose and sighs DRAMATICALLY*

Oh, it's true, it's true...I have nothing to offer such a fine, beautiful young man seated in such high social status.....after all, Tsuzuki-san, I don't have a good body....

Sei...I mean, Sensei

Lets say it all together, children: RIPOFFFFFFF!!!
 

*shakes self violently* N--n-n-no!! *squirms out of warm trenchcoat and turns to face Muraki* Hentai! Don't think you can play your games with me!

hard to get is fun? O_o;;

LOL 

*blinks a little and then un-dips Tsuzuki and wraps him in his warm happy trenchcoat of Fun Things*

Is that a blush I spy on your lovely cheeks, Tsuzuki-san? Does the flower of passion emflame you as well?

d.e.l.u.s.i.o.n.a.l. sensei

o.O
 

*can't say anything cause is about to faint from blood rushing to his head*

Y.A.O.I. F.O.D.D.E.R.

is it right for me to have so much fun with this? 

*smiles sweetly and nuzzles his nose*

Let you do what, Tsuzuki-san? Die of pleasure? Why, but of course!

*niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikoriiiiiiiiiiiii*

Muraki AKA "YOU GOD DAMNED PERVERT!" Kazutaka

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 

*head is spinning* Uh, uh ... nice to know you're so determined. Now can you please let me- *breaks off*

...................

Tsuzuki helpless?

hehe! 

*grins and dips Tsuzuki*

Love and devotion can transcend all obstacles, Tsuzuki-san....^^

donMURAKI

*nuzzle!!!!!*
 

*tries to jerk away* Ehehehe, that tickles .... wah! Just what are you doing here?! You're not a dead person!!

Tsuzuki can try and make Muraki dead

>P 

*nuzzles Tsuzuki's neck and purrs deliciously*

Tsuzuki-san, you have absolutely no idea how much you turn me on when you say my name like that....

Racy-Sensei o.o!

*pimps*
 

*tries to jump and realises he can't o_o;;*

M-M-MURAKI?!?!

Tsuzuki in trouble!

*more evil laughter* 

*Much different from what the innocent Tsuzuki had expected, he accidently invokes Trouble Himself and out from the shadows pimps none other then the resident bishounen-seducer, The Sensei Himself (after a long and much needed haitus)...*

*...and makes good time grabbing Tsuzuki around the hips and grinning into his ear*

Looks like you ran into the wrong part of Meifu, Tsuzuki-san.... *niiiiiiiiiiiko*

PIMP-MASTA SENSEI!!!!

THE EVIL HAS RETURNED TO MEIFU >:D~!
 

*wandering around lost and alone in the Meifu*

Hello? Anyone there?

Tsuzuki lonely puppy

hehehe ... 

What are we?
A group blog that involves the characters of Yami no Matsuei and Petshop of Horrors. Why is this so? Because we're a bunch of insane individuals who love playing with pretty mysterious/dead guys.

Who are we?
Enma Daiou
Lord of the Underworld. Prone to voyueristic tendencies to spy on his workers in Meifu

Tsuzuki Asato
Cute loveable male lead aka the walking stomach and yaoi fodder

Kurosaki Hisoka
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Empath and the occasional yaoi fodder.

Watari Yutaka
Resident mad genius scientist. Clueless blonde who can't keep his mouth shut.

Tatsumi Seiichirou
Dept accountant who loves being MEAN. Has a crush on a certain someone.

Terazuma Hajime
Misogynist who has a girl for a partner. Panics whenever a girl touches him.

Kannuki Wakaba
Partner to Terazuma. A sweet girl who <3 <3 her partner.

Muraki Kazutaka
Da villainTM and resident pimp. Fave flavour: Tsuzuki but his taste has varied of late.

Oriya Mibu
A REAL pimp(brothel owner) who is Muraki-sensei's best friend.

The Earl
The invisible lecherous Earl who lives in the Castle of Candles. Extremely possessive of Tsuzuki.

Watson
The Earl's hideously deformed butler.

Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from bookworld. She got into this mess somehow *shrugs*

Konoe-kachou**
Head of Shokan aka the shinigami's long suffering boss.

Yuma & Saya
The duo from Hokkaido who loves pretty boys i.e Hisoka and dressing them up in pink outfits.

Gushoushin brothers
Twin talking chickens who runs the library. Nearly got sold to Count D.

Count D
The androgynous being who owns a peculiar petshop. Do NOT go in there.

Leon Orcot
A LAPD officer who is always after Count D. Crime? Love? Infatuation? You decide.

Tetsu-tou
One of Count D's pet. Tiger-goat thingie with a temper.

** these parts are open. Interested?

Contacts
Gravitation - CCSakura - Weib Kruez - AXis - Time Stranger Kyoko - FFVII - MK Rayearth - Saiyuki - Sadistic Dreaming - CCS 2 - KKJ - Utena - Gundam - FF - Initial D - Initial D - NE -
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Credits
Thanks to Within the Dark Lie and YaminoMatuei for the thumbs. Count D image from Loki's site.

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