Suddenly all giggling stops and an annoucement goes off ... "Times up Watari!"

Question - Did Watari do it? 

*using Tatsumi as support* WATARIII~I!! Are you okay in there??

some rescuer I am ^^;;

*g* 

*is puzzled by the sound of the giggling*

What sort of horrible torture is he making poor Mr. Watari go through? MR. WATARI WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU!!!

to the rescue!

Hang on in there, blondie!! 

*Time for Leon to show his powers! Kicking down the door* What the %&$#?!?!?! {seems he's got a limited vocab}

What's all this?


Leon knows karate!!!

better hurry 

More giggling is heard from behind the locked doors as the party of 4 are teleported outside the private chambers of Enma Daiou.

PS: Forget about teleporting further, it's got magic barriers ... it's the sleeping quarters of the god of the underworld after all ... ^_~ 

*still too dazed/drugged/weak to stand up properly*

...................no

what /did/ Muraki do to him? O_o

what is Enma up to? *evil grin* 

Very well, let's all go fetch Mr. Watari! Detective, you are coming too! I will never leave you alone with my psycho cousin at his will.

*uses mysterious kami power(tm) to take them all to Enma's rooms*

D, showing powers off

nya! 

Giggling is heard in Enma's chambers ...

"Not fair, now that you're showing me this, how can I reincarnate ... you always do this ... I can't stay mad at you for long!"

"I know ... but what can you do about it ..."

More giggling ... 

*Looks to one lunatic, listening to the sound of yet another. Stands up* What's going on?

Is there anything I can do to help? [I am after all a LAPD.]


Leon professional at hand

what about me?! 

Oh, please do. Any help would be greatly appreciated. *helps Tsuzuki up* Can you stand by your own, Tsuzuki-san?

concerned

ara?d 

*nods* Yes, Tatsumi. We'd better get Watari back. *smiles up at Tatsumi* Arigato.

*turns to D* Yes, please send us to where Watari is!

daijoubu

what we do best -- Ad-Lib 

*forgets his tantrum -Leon's fine now after all- as he hears the news*

Gods, Mr. Watari is really going to reincarnate now... Do you want me to teleport you to where he is now, Mr. Accountant? Maybe you are still in time to make him change his mind...

D really likes Watari or is he just trying to get back at Enma?

worried kami? 

It's too late guys ... we have approximately 90 seconds left and while Watari is here with me, you're not ... hahaha ...

Enma, the source of all troubles tonite

What?  You dare storm the chambers of a god? 

Oh dear.....shall we go loook for Watari now, Tsuzuki-san?

Tatsumi

wat shall we do? 

Indecent exposure? Whaa~~~at?

God my head hurts {is he talking to D?}

The evidence... *eyes going fuzzy* [Did I just see D semi-naked with that white-haired doctor?]

Leon puzzled by concussion or just usual self?

Gomen ne enma-chan! lack of sleep could be a killa 

Over the PA system, a computerised voice over is heard ... "calling for Mr Watari Yutaka, calling Mr Watari ... reincarnation in 3 minutes ... please spend it with the one you love, you have 2 minutes 30 seconds to change your mind ..." 

COME BACK AND FIGHT LIKE A GOD, YOU LITTLE......!!!!

This is not fair!! .....not fair!! not faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir!!!!!!!!

D throws a scary girly tantrum

*pulling hair* 

*blinks at suddenly Absent!Watari*

Ano ...... where did Watari go?

??

LOL 

Detective, I own the Meifu. These are but my security tapes ... should you speak to someone about indecent exposure instead?

Enma is really enjoying himself

more drama coz I have to go soon ... haven't slept well for the last 3 days, must leave before 11:45

Oh and Watari-san, since you so want to reincarnate, I'll help you. I am going back to my chambers and you can come with me ...

*Snaps fingers and teleports himself out of the suite back to his chambers, bundling Watari along with him (nydahh ... Cousin D, you're in a suite with an angry boyfriend and I'm back in my room where the view is GOOD!!!)

And since your boyfriend is innocent but for his poor taste in kamis ... *heals Leon with a snap of his fingers* 

*mind whirling* C'mon, Watari, it won't be so bad!! Tatsumi doesn't hate you, and I know you don't hate him. And I know it wasn't you who did all those creepy thing to me. PLEEEEASE DON'T GO!! You have so much fun here with us! Like those funny potions that turned us into kids! Like teasing Tatsumi and making him blush - you're the ONLY person who can do that!

oblivious?

now I'm playing counsellor 

I do agree you do annoy me to a certain extent, Watari-san. *sigh and releases him from the shadows*
Yes, I won't try to bash you up too much next time. Forgive me for treating you badly.

the things I do for love

i'm begging ya, stay!! 

*forgets about his bloodlust for a second as he sees Leon flying across the room thanks to the impact of his kami aura*

MY GODS!!! *kneels down beside Leon and craddles his head against his silky chest* Ai-ren, please say you are not hurt! Enma, I am really going to make you REGRET all this!!! Prepare to feel my nails clawing your eyes out!!

D is not happy

*Hisssss* 

To put it mildly, yes I will not listen to someone who is perpetually kicking and bashing me and who, even as of now is holding me captive with his shadows ...

I so do H-A-T-E you Tatsumi

Watari being honest or bitchy? 

Persuade him to stay, Tsuzuki-san. Please. He won't listen to me.

Tatsumi

make him stay 

*Looks from one nasty situation to another* [Wonder if my duties as LAPD demands that I take care of this case...]

D? Calm down *makes the mistake of actually touching a infuriated Kami*


Leon thrown back by Kami-power!

where are your manners D? {hope pps from oz understand the pun} 

*turns to his eternal saviour* Mr. Detective!!! I demand you arrest this pitiful tryst of a God of Death for indecent exposure of my personal medical data!

D is calming down a bit, but still pissed like hell

I demand satisfaction! 

R-r-reincarnate? *latches onto Watari's hair* Nononono, you can't do that, you can't leave me! *looks at Tatsumi and remembers what happened last time he saw him* T-Tatsumi really doesn't mean to bash you up, it's just because you keep talking about weird things so much and I'm sure that if you toned down a little you'd stop annoying him and he won't bash you up -- right, Tatsumi?

you're not going!

*g* 

Earthquake? D?!


Leon really speeding thru maths!

sorry BRONZE takes all my attention... really should b studying 

*chuckling slightly as he shares the same sick sense of humour as Enma* Uhm ... I'm going to reincarnate in 5 minutes but I want you to know, you're my best friend ever ... I just had it with being squished like a ball perpetually ...

Goodbye buddy?

I've started 2 messes here ... heee heee 

*looks up from Tatsumi's shirt* Watari? *blinks* Watari!! You're not going to hurt me, are you?

I think a certain Sensei left him a few braincells loose ...

didn't I have something to say to Tatsumi at some point? O_o;; 

STOP LAUGHING AND BEGIN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS, LITTLE RASCAL OF A GOD!!

NOBODY DOES THIS TO THE COUNT!!!!!!!!

outrageous D

this is scary o.o 

Tsuzuki-san. *insert the lovey-doviness and shounen-ai elements here*
Let those two Kamis fight it out, ne? It doesn't concern you at all.....really you shouldn't be crying so much.
*grabs Watari*
Looks who's here to cheer you up? ^______^

Tatsumi

make him happy, watari 

Medical checkup? If all the stuff I've been hearing about that supposed Doctor is true... *turns to a ruffled D*


Leon putting 2 + 2 together finally?

oh dear... 

Ha haha ha ...

Enma DA man

like it cuz? 

Enma-sama....you didn't.. -___-

I can't believe I'm working for this man. *sigh*

Tatsumi

tsu, don't cry X___X 

*D has totally forgotten his flirt-a-licious thing with Leon and is throttling Enma hysterically*

YOU ARE GIVING ME ALL THOSE COPIES, YOU HEAR ME????

ALL!!!!!


AND I'M NOT PAYING A CENT TO YOU! THIS IS ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIFE!!!

D is completely out of it, the building begins shaking

This is one hell of a revenge, Enma! ^_~ 

*sniffles, oblivious to the kami-quarrel* T-Tatsumi .....
*grabs Tatsumi's impeccable shirt and starts bawling into it* If it's not the Earl, it's Enma-pretending-to-be-Watari. If it's not Enma-pretending-to-be-Watari it's Muraki. *tears streaming down face* You're not going to hurt me, are you, Tatsumi?

;_;

:) 

Stop crying Tsuzuki ... I didn't molest you that afternoon ... I just altered the images from video clips of the medical checkups Muraki had with my cousin here and inserted them in your's and Watari's memory ... you and me did nothing ... the gushoshin can be my witness, they were afterall watching the videocam of us right?

I am damn straight unlike some people or shall I say Kami? *EVIL GRIN*

Oh cousin D, this is worth the cash I had to pay you ne?

Revenge is sweet ...

Happy now Tsuzuki 

*Sees the TV, BLUSHES*

What the $*#$?!?!?!? *sees D's expression change...*


Leon the innocent?

com'on D fight back! ur cuz is killing ya! 

Tsuzuki-san, relax. Don't cry. You are a man, aren't you? Such tears will make anyone sad.
*takes out a hanky and starts wiping*
Muraki is so dead.

Tatsumi

whhhohoo 

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HOW...COULD...YOU...ENMA!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws a delicate slipper at the TV, which with a kami's strength breaks the monitor to pieces*

D can't believe what he's seeing

Enma, you little.... 

*seeing Enma and remembering what Enma did to him and then being bombarded with images of him and Muraki makes Tsuzuki cry even harder*

that doesn't help, Enma Daiou

....... 

What's going on?! You should let go of the blonde ... um... [guy?]


Leon permenantly confused

This could be interesting 

*Enma appears in a puff of smoke (he's another drama queen)*

This is no birthday party cousin D *sinister smile*

*Claps his hands and the 32 inch TV in the suite turns on showing D footage of his beloved Muraki sensei trying to get fresh with Tsuzuki until Oriya intervened. In between we also see spliced shots of D's "medical checkups" with Muraki sensei*

Whoops, now how did those extra scenes get in?

fireworks are being lighted ain't they 

Tsuzuki-san! *smiles* You're awake!
*drags Watari by the collar*

Tatsumi is happy!

yay! 

*uncontrollable crying* I don't know what happened!! Muraki was just THERE and no one would help me and he kept chasing me and then I don't know what happened after that and I don't want to know ........ *more violent crying*

someone needs major counselling

*cries* 

Mr. Detective!!! *literally throws himself to Leon's arms*

I was just thinking about you! You were also invited to Kazutaka's birthday party? I did not know you two got along so well! ^_^

*still in Leon's arms turns to face Tatsumi* That was not very nice, Mr. Accountant. Mr. Watari here is a delicate being that I appreciate.

joyful, joyful!

Hi there, Leon! ^_^ 

Let go of me ... UGHHHHH ... my shingami form is going to break down soon anyway so even if you don't release me it doesn't matter ... but I would like a little dignity ... you always treat me like a dog ... LET GO TATSUMI SEIICHIRO!!!

*Screams like a little girl* Count, help!

I HATE you, but you don't care do you!

drama people ... 

WAH!! *flies up, hair wild and shirt still half-open. He blinks and stares about the room*

Watari .... Mr. China Doll ... Tatsumi ....

*Tsuzuki bursts into tears*

poor abused puppy

ow ... 

*Leon bursts into the room* What's going on? I heard a scream!

Oh, D was that you?


Leon here to up hold peace

warri for being late! 

Scream all you want. Maybe that will wake Tsuzuki up.

Tatsumi

lalalal 

*realizes Tsuzuki is drowsy* Hai! How rude of this young man, falling asleep in the middle of a social meeting! He reminds me of Mr. Detective all of the sudden.

*takes out a lovely Chinese fan and whacks Tsuzuki's head with it. HARD*

offended D

where are your manners? :P 

Let go of me or I will scream ... I can pass off as a girl and if you don't let go I'm going to scream MOLEST!

Watari is miffed

hee hee 

Oh no you don't..!
*shadows flare and catches the blondie in a vice-like grip*
At least you're saying goodbye to Tsuzuki to his face. Maybe he can persuade you to stay.

Tatsumi is angry...

ehehehehe 

*still muddled* Nngh ... no ... please don't .... no Muraki-!

talking in sleep ^^;;

someone do something drastic to wake him up! 

What do you mean what am I doing here, Mr. Accountant? Weren't we all invited by Kazutaka to this little party of his? What are we celebrating, his birthday? My, I even brought him a gift...

*huggles a large package wrapped up in red paper and a frilly golden bow*

Oh, I see... Mr. Watari is still holding on to that reincarnation idea... -_-

clueless D

are the others coming? 

Sshh you two, you'll wake him. Count it was nice knowing you. Perhaps you can take care of 003 and I will try to pick him up once I grow up and can get my mum, whoever she'll be to take me to your petshop.

*Whispers* Bye Tsuzuki-san ... *looks at watch, 10 minutes ...*

Watari wants to go to the Petshop? O_o;;

goodbye cruel world? 

*hearing voices* Nnggh ...

I hurt ..... O_O;;

aww 

Tsuzuki-san! *spots the shinigami on the bed* Wake up! Are you alright?

*sees D enter the room* What are you doing here?

Tatsumi

netlag. took me 10 mins to connect to blogger 

*grabs Watari's arm softly* But are you not staying for the party, Mr. Watari? *pouts* Kazutaka will be much dissapointed...

D doesn't get a thing of what's going on, does he...

LOL 

*Watari gestures to a sleeping Tsuzuki*

I gave him a checkup ... I think he's okay. We, I mean you have to thank Oriya for it.

It's 15 minutes to reincarnation. I've got to get ready. Please ask the Count or Wakaba to take care of 003. *Prepares to leave* Goodnite Tsuzuki-san, take care of yourself. Be nice to him Tatsumi ... *turns to leave*

Melodrama, violins heard in the background ...

okay, D it's unbelievable ain't it ... but it's all in the archives 

*crying in sleep*

nightmares come from angsty minds

yatta!! 

*In the meantime, a certain China Doll who has received a very mysterious invitation from his latest playmate Muraki turns up at the building's top floor, wondering about the enigmatic message regarding 'a night of fun' O_o*

Now, let's see... I believe that must be the suite Kazutaka pointed out. I wonder what sort of entertainment the lovely doctor has in mind... ^.^

*opens the door with the card Muraki sent him and spots Tatsumi and Watari sitting on the bed beside a very groggy-looking Tsuzuki*

Eh? O.o

Ah, Mr. Watari! ^_^ So this is going to be a sort of party? (and here was I getting wishful thoughts... *sigh*) It is really nice to see you decided to come out of your hiding hole!

Count checking in

Gueez! One decides to go get a night's sleep for a change and see all you people do... XD 

Watari-san!! Where are you? Have you found Tsuzuki yet?

Tatsumi is here!

ara?d 

*whimpers like he's having a nightmare*

poor thing

alright, let's wait ^^ btw, Tsu knows about Enma, but Wat doesn't know he knows >P 

*Watari is assured his friend is alright. He places the cake on side table and wets a towel to wipe Tsuzuki's perspiring brow*

I hope Tatsumi gets here ... he'll be the first person Tsuzuki wants to see when he wakes up ... *checks watch, 30 minutes to reincarnation* ... Tsuzuki-san you're my best friend, even if you don't wake up before I go so I can tell you it was that idiotic ENMA DAIOU who was being a pain that day ...

Watari makes a good nurse!

okay let's wait until someone blogs 

Tsuzuki stirs a little, but is probably too drugged to really wake up.

Sleeping Beauty

am waiting for the other member of the team to come >P 

*Takes smelling salts out of his pocket and places it under Tsuzuki's nose*

No response ...

*Takes out a slice of strawberry mousse cake and counts to 10*

I hope this works

wakee 

Tsuzuki merely stares up at the ceiling with large, blank purple eyes. 

Hey, was that man who came out of the suite Oriya-san? *Notices arrows*

What are those? Is it a trap? Oh well ... just have to risk it ...

*Walks into suite* TSUZUKI-SAN! You're alright ... *hugs his friend*

Thank goodness ... *tries to wake Tsuzuki by dabbing cold water on his forehead*

Thank goodness you're safe

Where's Tatsumi? 

*Suddenly, Oriya's mobile phone rings - hey, he's here on business, he carries a phone!*

{{Oriya-san, did you have another appointment for a cooking demonstration? There are two men here who aren't looking to book rooms and have just gone to the upper levels.}}

*frowns* No, I don't. Who are they?

{{They didn't say. One is dressed in brown and has blue eyes and a scary face. The other has long blond hair and glasses.}}

*thinks back to Kyoto Arc and the evening Tatsumi, Watari and Hisoka came to see him in search of Muraki* Talk about deja vu ... yes, I do know them. Don't worry, I'll handle it.

*turns off phone, then sets about carving huge big arrows saying 'THIS WAY, SHINIGAMIS' in the expensively decorated walls towards the honeymoon suite before taking the express non-stop lift to the lobby*

Oriya making a quiet, neutral exit

we wait for tats then ^^ 

*Watari and Tatsumi are in the meanwhile separately searching each floor of the building to try to find Tsuzuki*

Oh please be alright Tsuzuki-san, even if you think I was the pervert that molested you that day ...

*Wanders around some more when he sees the suite door at the end of the corridoor open*

The reading is going off the scale ... is Tsuzuki in there? *Walks towards suite cautiously*

I found Tsuzuki?

Where's Tats?  We have to wait for him ... 

Oriya takes a little while to sit down and ponder the situation. What to do? He certainly doesn't approve of his friend kidnapping and seducing men, no matter how pretty they may be, but he doesn't want to destroy their friendship either. 

*vein pops as he reads note on door*

Oriya my man, look after the Sleeping Beauty while I go off to get some ah ... interesting things. M.

*scrunches up note* Like HELL I will! *searches for 'Sleeping Beauty' and finds Tsuzuki lying on his back on the (large) bed with shirt half open and looking very out of it*

................................ Muraki-kun .... *long, patient sigh*

I can see why he called him 'Sleeping Beauty' though

writer's block ... 

The door falls open to reveal a large, luxurious suite whose color scheme seems to be deep red and gold. Beyond the living room, Oriya proceeds with katana at ready and teeth gnashing as he prepares to yell at his friend. When he comes to the bedroom though ....... 

*hand twitching on katana hilt - how did he manage to get it inside the hotel, the staff probably thought he was a psycho Jap and decided not to annoy him by saying no*

Mu.Ra.Ki.KUN!!! *interesting sounds heard from suite* What have I told you about bringing men home?? *interesting sounds turn into whimpering and Oriya whips out katana*

HAH! *slices door open*

Oriya the rescuing the 'damsel' in distress?

9.30 guys 

In the meanwhile, Tatsumi and Watari have arrived at the Empire State Building and are trying to track Tsuzuki down.

Tadah, team rescue Tsuzuki

Finishing some things now so we can play to our heart's content later ... Tatsumi should be here soon, rescue Tsuzuki won't ya Oriya till Watari and Tatsumi get there? see you in 10 mins

Will they get to Muraki in time? In the next building, Enma is watching everything with interest ... 

Oriya's bad feeling starts getting even more bad as he realises his friend is heading towards the honeymoon suite - and the someone he's carrying unconscious in his arms is very familiar .... 

*Oriya's eyes narrow as he begins to suspect just /what/ his hentai friend is up to ...*

Muraki-kun .... you'd better not be doing what I think you're doing ...

where's my katana?

heehee 

It's a long way to the honeymoon suite, but anticipation makes one stronger. On the other hand, the one being carried is shivering. 

What are we?
A group blog that involves the characters of Yami no Matsuei and Petshop of Horrors. Why is this so? Because we're a bunch of insane individuals who love playing with pretty mysterious/dead guys.

Who are we?
Enma Daiou
Lord of the Underworld. Prone to voyueristic tendencies to spy on his workers in Meifu

Tsuzuki Asato
Cute loveable male lead aka the walking stomach and yaoi fodder

Kurosaki Hisoka
Tsuzuki's reticent partner. Empath and the occasional yaoi fodder.

Watari Yutaka
Resident mad genius scientist. Clueless blonde who can't keep his mouth shut.

Tatsumi Seiichirou
Dept accountant who loves being MEAN. Has a crush on a certain someone.

Terazuma Hajime
Misogynist who has a girl for a partner. Panics whenever a girl touches him.

Kannuki Wakaba
Partner to Terazuma. A sweet girl who <3 <3 her partner.

Muraki Kazutaka
Da villainTM and resident pimp. Fave flavour: Tsuzuki but his taste has varied of late.

Oriya Mibu
A REAL pimp(brothel owner) who is Muraki-sensei's best friend.

The Earl
The invisible lecherous Earl who lives in the Castle of Candles. Extremely possessive of Tsuzuki.

Watson
The Earl's hideously deformed butler.

Ruka
The female version of Tsuzuki from bookworld. She got into this mess somehow *shrugs*

Konoe-kachou**
Head of Shokan aka the shinigami's long suffering boss.

Yuma & Saya
The duo from Hokkaido who loves pretty boys i.e Hisoka and dressing them up in pink outfits.

Gushoushin brothers
Twin talking chickens who runs the library. Nearly got sold to Count D.

Count D
The androgynous being who owns a peculiar petshop. Do NOT go in there.

Leon Orcot
A LAPD officer who is always after Count D. Crime? Love? Infatuation? You decide.

Tetsu-tou
One of Count D's pet. Tiger-goat thingie with a temper.

** these parts are open. Interested?

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